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Come
join me for these special shows!
Wanna see all my upcoming shenanigans?
Check out my calendar on myspace.
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Friday,
August 28, 2009
THIS OR THAT
Burlesque by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10 pm, $15
www.coneyislandusa.com
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Like
strip poker without the cards, This or
That! brings adult entertainment to television
in a way everyone will love! Polyester-clad
host Fred Kahl calls out Now That’s
Entertainment to encourage and congratulate
contestants for taking off their clothes,
getting into a giant balloon or naming
that smell. Bootylicious co-host Julie
Atlas Muz calls the shots as contestants
vie for cash, prizes, or the chance to
be spanked. The fun and humiliation climax
when the "winning" contestant
chooses one of two curtains: "This"
or "That", out of which emerges
either a classic burlesque hottie or an
act that stinks so bad it’s brilliant.
A
variety of hot and hilarious acts fill
the bill: this month features Trixie Little
& the Evil Hate Monkey and Dr. Lucky,
and, as always, Bambi the Mermaid and
Bunny Love. Contestants act out their
fantasies without actually having to run
away from home to join the burlesque show.
Home viewers and the live studio audience
cheer on contestants as they meet the
show's challenges answering trivia questions,
stuffing marshmallows in their mouth,
and guessing the weight of Wonderful Woman's
rack. Now That's Entertainment!
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Thursday,
August 27, 2009
PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all
the Monsters are Beauties and all the
Beauties are Monsters
Burlesque
by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10 pm, $10
www.coneyislandusa.com
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"Ideal
beauty attracts, whereas monster/beauty
likely attracts and repulses simultaneously."
-- Joanna Frueh
Once
upon a time a young girl stumbled upon
a fascinating theory: the monster/beauty
continuum. She gets swept away by the
concept and literally lands in a fantasy
land called Phantasmagoria. Phantasmagoria
is a land where all of the beauties are
monsters and all of the monsters are beauties.
She meets Dr. Lucky, the Patron Saint
of Glamour, and all of the creatures of
Phantasmagoria who each teach the young
girl a thing or two about the beauty in
monsters and the monstrosity of beauty.
Through their lessons, our young girl
emerges a woman who realizes that this
fantasy land can in fact be a reality.
Come
join a star-studded cast as our performers
bring to life Dr. Lucky's essay entitled,
"'It is the Ugly that is so Beautiful':
Performing the Monster/Beauty Continuum
in Neo Burlesque." Starring some
of the most compelling monsters/beauties
in the new burlesque scene including Bambi
the Mermaid, Bunny Love, Darlinda Just
Darlinda, Devilicia, Dr. Lucky and Little
Brooklyn. New acts, production numbers,
sets, scripts… this will be a once-in-a-lifetime
event!
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I'm
incredibly honored to be partnering with
the Toronto Burlesque Festival this year!
This year's theme is “Tassels Without
Borders” as The Toronto Burlesque
Festival brings you the best in the international
burlesque scene! Last year's Festival
starred Miss Exotic World Burlesque Hall
of Fame Title Holders, Michelle L'amour
(Chicago), Dirty Martini (NYC), Tigger!
(NYC) and Penny Starr Jr. (LA). I will
be performing as well as teaching classes
at their "Burlesque University."
I'm also thrilled to be hosting "Strip
Search New York City" in June! The
winner gets to perform at the Toronto
Burlesque Festival and receives a ton
of other accolades and special prizes
including private 'tittorials" at
the New York School of Burlesque.
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TRIXIE
& MONKEY'S BURLESQUE CIRCUS
Move over, Ringling! Suck it, Cirque!
Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey
are bringing their scintillating circus
to Coney Island! Expect a full-frontal
cavalcade of questionable feats, a torrent
absolute absurdity, and an all-encompassing
barrage of boobies and bananas! With enough
daredevilry, trapezes, stripteases and
stupidity to make even P.T. Barnum's jaw
drop.
ONE
NIGHT ONLY- SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES:
Trixie Little domesticates animals big
and small!
The Evil Hate Monkey masters hoop jumping
and target poo throwing!
Ekaterina The Great bends over backwards
for your amazement!
Dr. Lucky puts the "slap" in
slap-stick!
Hosted by Bradford Scobie as Monsieur
Dinagaling
PLUS Special Guests, Snacks, Prizes and
Surprises!
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Dust
off those sparklers and whip out your
red, white and blue for a pre-Independence
Day Spectacular! Wanted! Wild Bandits
of Burlesque will bring you some fireworks
you'll never forget! This month stars
special surprise guests, Peekaboo Pointe,
and, as always, Cousin Rooster, Julie
Atlas Muz, Dr. Lucky, and Boinky the Clown.
Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque brings
you the best and the brightest burlesque
legends, art stars, and circus side show
freaks! Part saloon, part salon, the last
Tuesday of every month brings death-defying
novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls, campfire
sing alongs, and an evening of guaranteed
side-splitting laughter and eye-popping
thrills. The Double D Ranch Wranglers
are giving you a recession special you'll
never forget! NO COVER EVER! Come early
for live honky-tonk music and stay late
-- kitchen closes at 2 am. DJ Momotaro
spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night
long. Happy Trails!
JUST
FIVE MORE WANTED! WILD BANDITS OF BURLESQUE
REMAIN BEFORE WE HIT THE TRAILS!!!
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Saturday,
June 27, 2009
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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I'm
back at the pizza parlor in Connecticut!
Look at my career soar, people! Really,
kids, I'm thrilled to come back to Bridgeport
to spread a little glamour over those
Connecticutters. Last time we were met
with a huge crowd demanding autographs
and MORE MORE MORE! I was even on the
radio! No shit I'm BIG TIME FAMOUS in
Bridgeport. Well, that's enough bragging.
I've hit the big time!!!
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Ten
will compete! Only one will win! We are
thrilled to announce our incredible lineup
of amazing Big Apple peelers: Bunny Love,
Jenny C'est Quoi, Jezebel Express, Lana
Larue, Lefty Lucy, Lily Stitches, Miss
Elixer, N, Philly Caramel, Selena Varius,
and Rose Wood. Help choose New York City's
Ambassador of Burlesque at the Toronto
Burlesque Festival!
Dr.
Lucky and The New York School of Burlesque
have partnered with The Toronto Burlesque
Festival to find the fiercest, foulest,
most fabulous peeler in the Big Apple!
The winner of Strip Search New York City
will receive a prime performance spot
at The Toronto Burlesque Festival serious
bragging rights, and tons of other awards
and accolades. The Toronto Burlesque Festival
will be held Thursday, July 23rd through
Sunday, July 26th. For more information
about the festival, go to www.TheTorontoBurlesqueFestival.com.
Our
fabulous judges are Tigger!, 2008 Toronto
Burlesque Festival Headliner; Jo Boobs,
2009 Toronto Burlesque Festival Headliner;
Darlinda Just Darlinda & Clams Casino,
2009 Toronto Burlesque Festival Performers;
and all the way from Canada, Coco Framboise,
Toronto Burlesque Festival Representative.
The Silent Auction features gorgeous products
and services from our wonderful sponsors
including huge gift baskets filled to
the rim from Babeland, The Pontani Sisters,
and Vivienne VaVoom; a bra fitting and
bra and panty set from Dirty Dolls Lingerie;
a giant bedazzled Amber Ray flower; an
original It's a Little Hat creation from
It's a Little Stormy; three Michelle L'Amour
videos and autographed photograph; original
artwork from Molly Crabapple; a signed,
matted photograph by Ed Barnas from the
2008 Toronto Burlesque Festival; "a
night out" at Slipper Room with free
admission and drinks for two; a $50 gift
certificate from Re/Dress; New York School
of Burlesque products and classes; original
artwork from Dale Rio; a Coney Island
package with a genius deck of collector
art cards from Bambi the Mermaid, 4 tickets
to Burlesque by the Beach at the Coney
Island Sideshow, and a Michael Motorcyle
limited edition and numbered Coney Island
poster donated by Lola Staar; and a date
with Bunny Love including a $75 gift certificate
to Rodeo Bar.
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Monday,
May 18, 2009
Creative Block @ the Obie Awards
Webster
Hall
8pm, $15
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/61078
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Who
decided to book the strippers for the
Obie Awards? WHO KNOWS but I'm thrilled
to be part of this amazing night! Look
at this line up! Make sure to buy your
tickets ahead of time: Michael Musto,
Joey Arias and Basil Twist, Murray Hill,
Angie Pontani, Una Mimnaugh, Gravity Plays
Favorites, Trixie Little & The Evil
Hate Monkey, Tigger!, Project Jenny Project
Jam, Sxip Shirey, Jollyship the Whizbang,
the Daisy Spurs, Broadway Brassy, Little
Miss Lixx, ME and many many more! DJ Randy
Bettis and DJ MomoTaro. This is going
to be some serious A-R-T, people!!!
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I
think this is the season premiere of the
Burlesque By the Beach series at Coney
Island! And I think I'm SERIOUSLY going
to loose my SHIT! Bambi the Mermaid, curator
and genius par none, is doing a Grey Gardens
show. All Grey Gardens all night! I'm
THRILLED to be STARRING in tonight's festivities
as BIG EDIE! I also will be performing
my Grey Gardens act that HEADLINED the
NYBF in 2007. Stage diving, eating cat
food, getting attacked by racoons... Don't
you worry, people, no Grey Garden's id
stone is left unturned in this truly epic
number! The show stars Bambi the Mermaid,
Tigger!, Little Brooklyn, Clams Casino,
Kit Kat, Sequinette, and a host of other
gorgeous Big and Little Edies! DON'T MISS
IT!!!
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Book
your trip on the Chinatown Bus NOW! I'm
so honored to be a part of HISTORY as
we take over the Hustler Club! Produced
by Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey,
tonight we will infiltrate Strip Row in
Baltimore with burlesque beauties, death-defying
novelty acts, and side-splitting comedy.
Direct from California the incomparable
Catherine D'Lish will perform her champagne
glass number! Trixie & Monk of course
will be there and some circus school friends
Twigs & Berries will perform some
super hard acrobatics. Peekaboo Pointe
will be swinging from a stripper pole
and Albert Cadabra will entertain the
kids with MAGIC! Where'd it go?!? You'll
NEVER KNOW! Hosted by the wonderful and
dominating Miss Astrid and DJed by the
world's best dressed DJ, MomoTaro. Seriously,
this is MAJOR. As in Major major. http://trixielittle.com/trixiephotos/elegance.jpg
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Friday,
April 17, 2009
Rachel
Shteir Book Release Party (8pm)
& The Hot Box (12 and 1:30 a.m.),
$5
The
Slipper Room
www.slipperroom.com
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Boy
am I honored to be performing at Rachel
Shteir's book party! Her Striptease:
The Untold History of the Girlie Show
was published by Oxford University Press
in 2006 (FANCY people) and reviewed by
yours truly in the Journal of Popular
Culture in 2007 (missed that one,
huh?) She has written another book on
Gypsy Rose Lee published by Yale University
Press (2009) (FANCY again). I am honored
to be sharing the stage with other New
York School of Burlesque instructors including
Jo Boobs and Gal Friday. I will be performing
a WORLD PREMIERE burlesquing Gypsy Rose
Lee's Stripteaser's Education. Stick around
because I'll be performing the late set
at the Slipper Room... Now THIS will be
an ELEGANT night!
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Wanna
pull a real prank on your office mates
this April Fool's? Take 'em to Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque on March 31st
and watch the clock strike 12 and the
shenanigans begin with more whoopee cushions
than you could shake a stick at! Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque presents the
best and the brightest burlesque legends,
art stars, and circus side show freaks!
This month stars special guests Ekaterina
and Little Brooklyn and, as always, Cousin
Rooster, Julie Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lucky.
Part saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday
of every month features death-defying
novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls, campfire
sing alongs, and an evening of guaranteed
side-splitting laughter and eye-popping
thrills. Come early for live honky-tonk
music and stay late -- kitchen closes
at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be spinning
the shit-kicking tunes all night long.
Happy Trails!
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Saturday,
March 28, 2009
Evil
Hate Monkey's 30th Bday Party
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Can
it be true that that simpering simian
is still in his 20s?!? EGAD! Thank God
we get to beat Monkey 30 times. I really
cannot wait. I have built a banana whip
and will be stripping out of a banana.
Not at the same time, of course. Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have
amassed a beautiful line up of the best
and brightest to celebrate Monkey being
pushed out of his mother's vagina into
this wonderful world. Come see Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Dirty
Martini, Yours Truly (that's MOI!), Bradford
Scobie hosts and DJ MomoTaro spins.
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Bunny
Love's Spring Equinox celebration tonight
at the Slipper Room! Last year's debut
of the all nude band called NUDE was a
gorgeous aray of beautiful nude musicians
(and non-musicians). I think we even had
a rehearsal and everything. The lineup
is fantastic, the band is on the cutting
edge of musical mastery, and everyone
will be nude. I'll be coming straight
from class with my costume already put
on. TEE HEE. See you there. Clothing optional!
COME CELEBRATE SPRING!!!
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Sunday,
March 8, 2009
Intermediate/Advanced
Act
Development Workshop
The
Palace of Wonders
12-4 pm, $75
Washington, DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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This
course will help you improve your performance
skills as you gain confidence, know how,
and a few "tricks" of the trade.
The course will include group activities
and exercises as well as an individualized
session with the instructor and fellow
students. By giving and receiving constructive
feedback, you will learn to rid yourself
of bad performance habits as well as develop
those skills that make your act and character
unique. Performance experience required.
Bring one completed or in development
act that you want to workshop. Class limited
to 8 participants.
Tickets
available at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.BrownPaperTickets.com/producer/11233
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Saturday,
March 7, 2009
Persona and Charater
Development Workshop
The
Palace of Wonders
1-6, $95
Washington, DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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What
do drag queens and clowns (good ones at
least) have in common? They are able to
"pull off" their characters
by creating and sustaining believable
(or unbelievable) stage personae. The
stage persona can be anything from an
extension of self to a fantastic flaming
creature and finding your inner "queen"
is an effective way to connect with the
audience and tell a story. Through theatre
and improvisation exercises, writing prompts,
and movement activities, this workshop
will provide a framework, techniques,
and the creative space to begin the process
of birthing and developing a flamboyant
stage persona. Some burlesque or performing
experience suggested but not required.
Tickets
available at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.BrownPaperTickets.com/producer/11233
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I'm
heading all the way down to Washington
DC to spend the one year anniversary of
the Dutch Oven with my darling drag daughter,
Li'l Dutch, creater and producer of this
monthly show at the Palace of Wonders,
the place in DCs to watch burlesque
and sideshow! Enjoy the sideshow artifacts
while you gawk at human oddities and pretty
girls (sometimes at the same time!) There's
a fabulous lineup so don't miss out! Party
favors and festivies to be had by ALL!
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque has been extended
AGAIN! Come celebrate with the Double
D Ranch Wranglers, Julie Atlas Muz, Dr.
Lucky, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin Rooster!
Tonight's roundup stars the genius musician/storyteller,
Sxip, and the always colorful Darlinda
Just Darlinda. Part saloon, part salon,
the last Tuesday of every month features
death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls,
campfire sing alongs, and an evening of
guaranteed side-splitting laughter and
eye-popping thrills. Joining us are some
of the best and brightest burlesque legends,
art stars, and circus side show freaks
this side of the Rocky Mountain!
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Friday,
February 13, 2009
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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Glamour,
people, glamour!!! Listen, apparently
the Two Boots in Bridgeport is not like
the Two Boots in the East Village -- they
have curtains and a stage and fanciness!
What do you want from me? It's Connecticul
for Christ's sake! I'm thrilled that Thirsty
Girl Productions has invited me back for
the second installation of FILTHY GORGEOUS
BURLESQUE! We will be infultrating that
pizza parlour with a lot of glamour and
mayhem! Hosted by The World Famous *Bob*
and starring ME, Miss Saturn, Ruby Valentine,
and Gigi LaFemme. DJ MomoTaro spins tunes
all night long.
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This
is an INCREDIBLE lineup to celebrate our
wonderful Pinkie Special's soon departure
to FRANCE. That's France, baby! Bunny
Love, Bambi, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Aimee
Animal, Audry Crabtrea, Jo Boobs, Tigger,
Bradford Scobie, Miss Tickle, Velocity
Child, Chips Ahoy, It's a Little Stormy,
Camillicious, GoGoat Boy, and Pinkie Special.
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Thursday,
January 22, 20089
Bunny
Love's Little Friday Show
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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I
know it's cold outside but it's going
to be hot at BUNNY LOVE'S LITTLE FRIDAY
SHOW!!! This month we bring you CLOWNS
AND POLITICS as we celebrate the end of
Bush's tragically comic reign and the
hope of a new era with some classic clowns
of burlesque: Lukki, Creamy Stevens, and
Bunny Love!!! Of course there will be
erotic ballon art and some pie in your
face, if you're lucky!?! So let's celebrate
a new era! Come on down and we'll have
a make out party!
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Sunday,
January 18, 2009
Obama Wonderama
Warehouse Theater
1021 7th Street NW
Washington, DC
Price: $25 in Advance, $30 at Door
8 pm - 2 am
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I'm
thrilled to be in the nation's capital to
say BYE BYE BUSH and HELLO OBAMA! Change
is gonna come, people! A Burlesque and Sideshow
Inauguration Celebration!! Featuring Three
Sets of Extraordinary Entertainers from
DC and NYC! Enjoy drink specials, DJ sets
and art galleries between performances!
Starring Ava After Dark, Bella Donna, Candy
Del Rio, Clams Casino from NYC, Dr. Lucky
from NYC, Dulce de Leche from NYC, Gary
Gutter, L'il Dutch, Mab Just Mab, Malibu,
Miss Joule, DJ P-Vo, ShortStaxx, Sugar Ann
Spice and Swami Yomahmi. You DO NOT want
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Friday,
December 26, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Did
you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
Well rest assured! You will get what Santa
forgot to slip into your stocking tonight
at the Slipper Room! I'm super excited
to be a hosting an evening of outstanding
talents, death defying thrills, and gorgeous
show girls, all wrapped up in a post-modern
package that makes politics palatable!
Come by for our very special "Secret
Santa Gift Exchange!" Simply bring
some piece of crap you have no intention
of using and exchange it for some other
piece of crap! It's Christmas all over
again except no annoying family members
and a bar at your reach at all times.
See you then!!!
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Saturday,
December 20, 2008
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey's
4th Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
Creative
Alliance at the Patterson
Baltimore, MD
Shows at 7 & 10, $16
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I'm
thrilled to be performing at the 4th Annual
HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON for the 4th year
in a row! I just can't get enough of these
crazy kids and the super festive Baltimore,
the little city that could (and does!)
Nuts will be roasted and yule logs will
be laid...and you'll be REALLY glad the
family isn't around when you spend this
racy pre-Christmas, post-Hannukah night
of debauchery with Baltimore's beloved
acrobatic burlesque superduo! Monkey plays
Santa, Trixie trims the trees and bushes
and the wry Austrian uber-hostess, Miss
Astrid, will give out the coal, while
Dr. Lukki drinks all the eggnog in the
house!
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Come
celebrate Thanksgiving with the Double
D Ranch Wranglers, Julie Atlas Muz, Dr.
Lucky, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin Rooster,
at Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque!
Make your Exploitation of Native Peoples
celebration complete with all the peanuts
you can eat, a "hair pie" eating
contest, and a battle between cowboys
and Indians. Joining us at this month's
festivities are Rudi Macaggi, the world-renowned
acromedian; Dirty Martini, the stripping
sensationalist; and Boinky the Clown,
Cousin Rooster's handy side kick. Tonight
we're also celebrating the recent elections
and proud that the UST&A has finally
put CoUNTry FIRST! Gather around the old
campfire for smores, rump steak, and pork
'n grind! You’ll be asking for seconds,
and thirds! Sheeeet, we might have to
kick your rump out when the rooster crows
(and the kitchen closes at 2am).
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Saturday,
November 15, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
ARS
NOVA
511 West 54th Street & 10th Ave.
8 pm, $10
TICKETS: https://www.smarttix.com
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have
been hired by Scotland Yard to crack the
case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's
Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie),
secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Dr. Lucky) and sultry
film noir inspired mood music spun by
DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled burlesque
detectives leave no trick unturned and
no tassel untwirled. Dial "P"
for Pasties has been deemed "smart,
funny and dumb in all the best ways"
at the Capital Fringe Festival in DC,
"Better than Wicked" in Vermont,
and met with standing ovations up and
down the Atlantic Seaboard! New numbers
& a new script!
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Friday,
November 14, 2008
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
eve of Dial "P" for Pasties
and almost the entire cast is booked at
the Slipper Room tonight (though bragging
about the "entire cast" may
be an exaggeration since there's only
four people in the show!) But we've GENIUSLY
taken this opportunity to stage a dress
rehearsal for all you lovely people! There's
a GREAT line up tonight including MOI,
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey,
Delirium Tremens, and a host of others.
Hosted by Jesus. Come early and stay late:
sets at 10:30, 12, and 1:30 with go go
dancing and shenanigans all night long!!!.
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Wednesday,
October 29, 2008
GENIUS STUDENT SHOWCASE
Doors at 7:30, Show at 8 p.m., $5
The Slipper Room (corner of Stanton
& Orchard)
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Though
a huge fan of hyperpole, the title to tonight's
festivities is not an exaggeration! These
kids are smart, funny, & hot as hell!
I'm thrilled to present to the big beautiful
world the lovely ladies from the New York
School of Burlesque 5-Week Intensive Act
& Character Development Workshop! These
kids have been working hard learning the
ins and outs of diva-dome and they are ready
to take the stage! Let's see how their edumacation
has paid off! Stellar performances by Jenny
C'est Quoi, Lana Jean, Maxie M'o, Plum Manchego,
Sugar Snap LaRue, Vanity Darling, and Victoria
Privates, plus special appearances by celebrity
guests! Hosted by your bodacious professor
Dr. Lucky! With DJ MomoTaro spinning the
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Howdy
Partner! You don't wanna miss this month's
saloon/salon which features an all-star
lineup of freaks, geeks, and gorgeous
gals! We are tickled pink to announce
the geniuses that are joining us this
month: Art Star & Downtown Celebrity,
Taylor Mac; Award Winning Burlesque Sensationalist,
Jo Boobs; and Nightlife Impresario and
Queen of Country, Daniel Nardicio. As
always, the Double D Ranch Wranglers --
Bradford Scobie, Julie Atlas Muz, Dr.
Lucky, & Boinky the Clown -- bringing
you some super fun shenanigans! Putting
the CUNT back into COUNTRY! Come early
for live honky-tonk music at 9 pm and
stay late – kitchen closes at 2 am
and Daniel Nardicio will be spinning the
shit-kicking tunes all night long. Happy
Trails!
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Saturday,
October 25, 2008
BOO-Lesque w/Zombie Ralph
Joe's Pub
11:30 pm; $15
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Boo-lesque
with Zombie Ralph is a rampant revue of
vamping vampires, Transylvanian trannies
and gorgeous go-go-ghouls, presented by
your Master of Scare-a-Moanies, Zombie Ralph!
Despite his insatiable taste for human brains,
Zombie Ralph is a swell guy and his only
desire is to amuse and entertain you…and
then eat your brains. Accompanied by Drummy
Mummy on drums, (Eric Farber of The Fisherman
Tiki Trio) and his flamboyant, undead side-kick,
Flamin-stein, (Stephan Vara of The Plush
Life) Zombie Ralph rolls out a macabre mob
of satanic strippers and batty acrobats:
Hula-hoopin', strippin' witch, Miss Saturn,
will have you spellbound! Stripper corpse,
Tigger-mortis, will make you stiff! Magnificent
mutant, Rose Wood, will freak you out! Stripper
from the Black Lagoon, Doctor Lukki, will
do a fin dance! Sugary sweety, Bunny Love,
will give you a rush! Dancing dead baby,
Bambi Cornstar, just might make you spit
up! Plus: Baltimore's Acrobatic Burlesque
Duo Trixie Little & the Evil Hate Monkey
will raise the Bride of Monkeystein from
the dead! She's Aliiive! Yikes! Chain-rattling
meets tassel-twirling in this ax-stravaganza
where the ghosts boo-kaki and the skeletons
are ribbed for your pleasure!
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Sunday,
October 19, 2008
Kitty
Nights
Bar on A (140 Avenue A at 11th)
9 pm, $5
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This
is my first time at Kitty Nights and I'm
thrilled to be HOSTING the evening's festivities!
MEOW! I think Lana, the Lowered Expectations
contestant #269, will take over tonight
-- she's very frisky and ready to POUNCE!
Fem Appeal puts together quite a show so
make sure you come ready to be entertained.
And on a slight side note, today is Kate
Valentine's 40th bday so make sure you give
her a bday spanking!
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Saturday,
October 11, 2008
VICTORIA!
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
10-4, shows at 12 & 1:30
$10/$5 w/ RSVP (ftfvictoria@gmail.com)
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Tonight's
VICTORIA party celebrates Faux Queens
and BURLESQUE BABES! I don't know what
they mean by "faux," honey,
because there is nothing but real queen
here, but I do appreciate all human beings'
abilities to self identify. I am HOSTING
and I'm PROUD to be the mistress of ceremonies
of such an amazing show! Featuring Little
Brooklyn, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Harley
Dear, Martini Twins, and Howling Vic,
with stylists Coco Lareau and Alta and
go going with Blu Mystique, Blackie Deuce,
& Lena. DJ Dan Fishback spins.
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Friday,
October 10, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
1:30 am, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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So,
we're trying something new here, kids.
Yours truly will be showing up in the
middle of the night to do two, count 'em
2, numbers at 1:30. Yes, that's right,
1:30 in the morning. Really not that shocking,
I suppose, but this is not the Box, people,
and it's Friday night and this bridge
and tunnel crowd most definately will
have been out since happy hour. So, I'm
going to bring some sick, messy shit to
throw (literally & figuratively) at
the kids. Buyer beware. OH! There's also
a whole other show happening starting
at 10:30 pm but I have no idea who is
performing since the website hasn't been
updated in 6 years.
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Saturday,
October 4,
2008
Le
Scandal
The Cutting Room
10:00 pm, $25
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I
cannot believe how time flies! I have
not performed at Le Scandal in abour 5
or 6 years, and I'm super excited to join
a stellar cast of amazing talent! Hosted
by The World Famous *Bob* and starring
ME!, Ekaterina, Ravi, and many more! Belly
dnace, sword swallowing, aerial acts,
burlesque, comedy, and live music with
the NYC Blues Devils!
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Friday,
October 3, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Here
we go, kids! Another night at Slipper
Room with surprise special guests and
who knows who's performing? WOW! Upcoming
in July, huh? I love this little place
that is always full of surprises... Please
come join me it's guaranteed to be FUN!
Don't miss my Pony act (sans rainbow)
that I premiered recently at the New York
Burlesque Festival.
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Howdy
Partner! You don't wanna miss this month's
saloon/salon which features an all-star
lineup of freaks, geeks, and gorgeous
gals including Miss Exotic World 2008
First Runner Up, Lux La Croix and Singing
Sensationalist, Melody Sweet. As always,
the Double D Ranch Wranglers -- Bradford
Scobie, Julie Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lukki
-- bringing you some super fun shenanigans!
New productions numbers! New audience
participation! Come early for live honky-tonk
music at 9 pm and stay late – kitchen
closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be
spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night
long. Happy Trails!
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September
18-19 & 25-26, 2008
V-Love
Wow Caf
59-61 East 4th St.
8 pm, $12
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After
a 10-year hiatus on the burlesque stage,
Dr. Lukki is thrilled to announce her
return to the off-off-Broadway stage!
That's right kids, I've been excavating
my earliest childhood memories, working
on my character's motivation, and developing
my "instrument's" motor memory.
No kidding, I've got tons of lines and
everything! Do come witness a Tony Award
Winning Performance – "Shit!
LINE!" (that's theatre talk, people!)
-- before it moves to Off Broadway…
or at least down the street to another
off-off Broadway theatre with air conditioning!
Moving on UP, people! Directed by Scout
Durwood, Written by Lucile Scott, and
starring ME and a whole cast of talented
ladies!
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Lukki
is honored to be performing in the Sixth
Annual New York Burlesque Festival (for
the sixth year in a row)! After headlining
last year's Friday night festivities (stage
dive & all! YES!), I'll be returning
to perform at the Saturday night Spectacular!
I'm thrilled to be a part of this beautiful
weekend of events!
There's bazillions of gorgeous people
performing so make sure you get your tickets
NOW. The NYBF always sells out.
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September
18 ,
2008
Bunny Love's Little Friday Show
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
sick & twisted Playboy Bunny on Crack,
Bunny Love, is throwing her own fucked
up spice into the cake mix this weekend!
[Yes, people, Thursday counts as the weekend!]
After the NYBF's Thursday night Teaser
Party, Bunny Love hosts her little Friday
Party starring ME!, Rose Wood, Lux La
Croix, Tanya Cheeks, Vixen Violette, and
a ton of other gorgeous out of towners
looking to throw down with some performance
art burlesque, baby! Monster/Beauties
REPRESENT!!! Show starts at midnight (in
case you missed the opening night of V-Love
you can catch me HERE!)
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It's
that time of the month again! Just
in case you want to relive last month's
epic extravaganza -- or if you blacked
out and need a reminder -- the ever so
talented and generous Lucien Samaha documented
the festivities for us: http://www.mondolucien.net.
SHHEEEET!!! You don't wanna miss this
month's saloon/salon which features an
all-star lineup of freaks, geeks, and
gorgeous gals including Singing Sensationalist,
Amber Ray; the Silky Siren of Burlesque,
Harvest Moon; and Master Storyteller Sans
Words, Zero Boy. Bradford Scobie stars
as Rooster Ropeburne, a distant cousin,
sibling, and uncle of Cousin Rooster,
and Dr. Lukki with two -- count 'em TWO
(come on, you can do it Rooster!) -- new
numbers to knock your pants off!!! Come
early for live honky-tonk music with the
Second Fiddles at 9 pm and stay late –
kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes
all night long. Happy Trails!
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Monday,
August 25, 2008
Monday Night Burlesque
Public
Assembly
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $10
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Public
Assembly (formerly known as Galapagos
Art Space) is proud to continue hosting
the long-running Monday Night Burlesque!
Tonight's editionis curated by the fun
and fanciful Clams Casino! Starring MOI,
Clams, Ruby Valentine, and a host of other
tantalizing festivities to keep you entertained!
The "Fresh Faces" Newbie showcase
starts at 8 -- come support new talent
as they try their hand at a truly democratic
art form!
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Saturday August 23rd, 2008
The Year in Rainbow Finale
The
Zipper Factory
336
West 37th Street
10pm,
$20
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda and Thirsty Girl Productions
Present: THE YEAR IN RAINBOW FINALE! The
Most Colorful Burlesque Blowout of the
Year! Starring
Amber Ray, The Animal Crackers, Amy Animal,
Bambi the Mermaid, Bunny Love, Clams Casino,
Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dr. Lukki, Glenn
Marla, Little Brooklyn, Miss Saturn, Pinkie
Special, Sequinette, Shelly the Singing
Siren and Surprise Guests!
Tickets
& info: www.thezipperfactory.com
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I'm
thrilled to be a part of Coney Island's
Sideshow by the Seashore legendary Burlesque
by the Beach! This installation will be
truly inspiring as BAMBI THE MERMAID presents
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM: SURREALIST
FANTASY. That title alone should be enough
for you to hope on the F train and spend
the evening with the freaks and the geeks
at Coney Island! Free fireworks on the
Boardwalk and roller skating at Dreamland
Roller Skating Rink round out your night...
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August
1 and 2, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Boy
it has been a spell since I've performed
at one of my favorite stomping grounds,
the Slipper Room! I have no idea who's
performing because the website is out
of date but that's just part of the charm
of this crazy space! So come by and be
surprised! Sets at 10:30, 12, and 1:30.
That's a shit load of entertainment for
5 bucks. That's right, 5 bucks!
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Wednesday,
July 30th, 2008
VICTORIA!
A FAUX QUEEN CABARET
Dixon Place (258 Bowery)
$12 (students)/$15; 8 pm
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The
Victoria party at Stonewall brings its
Faux Queen Cabaret to Dixon Place as part
of the HOT! Festival! Hosted by the World
Famous *Bob* and featuring a whole host
of female female impersonators, female
drag queens, and gorgeous nut balls showing
the boys how it's done!
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I
thought we might have gotten run out of
town after last month's edition of Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque! But have no
fear, the saloon/salon returns to the
little stage that could this Tuesday night!
Joining the Double D Ranch wranglers --
Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford
Scobie as Cousin Rouster -- are special
guests Trixie Little & The Evil Hate
Monkey and Boinky the Clown. Come early
for live music at 9 pm and stay until
late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ
Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking
tunes all night long. Happy Trails!.
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I
love these crazy Pinchbottom kids for
throwing together such epic shows! Listen
people, we're talking rehearsals and scripts!
AND it's part of some fancy pants theatre
festival the name of which escapes me
AND since the Collective Un:Conscious's
basement is filled to the rim with feces
(sad but really gross!) the show has been
moved to the The Flea Theatre which is
owned by some fancy star. ANYWHO, the
show is always fun so check out the line-up
and JOIN US! It's WAR!!!
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July
3-July 6, 2008
Rothbury
Music Festival
Rothbury,
Michigan
$250 and up
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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I'm
freaking out that I have to entertain
40,000 hippies with my glamour this weekend
but am also super excited to be part of
the excessive spectacular ESTABLISHMENT,
a circus/glamour/party in a box tent featuring
the Dresden Dolls, the Yard Dogs, Stephanie
from the Bindlestiff's Family Circus,
Sxip's Hour of Charm, Trixie Little &
The Evil Hate Monkey, Scotty the Blue
Bunny, and a host of other fabulous entertainers.
Drop some acid and teeter over to our
pink-striped tent to escape the hippies
and all that tie dye (which frankly should
just be called tie DIE)...
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque returns for
its montly installation of the best and
brightest burlesque legends, art stars,
and circus side show freaks! Part saloon,
part salon, the last Tuesday of every
month features death-defying novelty acts,
gorgeous showgirls, campfire sing alongs,
and an evening of guaranteed side-splitting
laughter and eye-popping thrills. The
Double D Ranch wranglers -- Julie Atlas
Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford Scobie as
Cousin Rouster -- are putting the cunt
back into country and bringing you a hoedown
you'll never forget! Our special guests
this month include The World Famous *Bob*,
Bunny Love, and Boinky the Clown. Come
early for live music at 9 pm and stay
until late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and
DJ Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking
tunes all night long. Happy Trails!.
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Monday,
June 23, 2008
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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It's
that time of year again! Back by popular
demand, Dr. Lucky and her darling students
from the Drama Department at New York
University will show you what they've
learned this semester in "The History
of American Burlesque" course. And
that's right! They'll be graded! Our panel
of celebrity guest judges include Darlinda
Just Darlinda, Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino,
and Cherry Cheesecake. The students will
be joined by guest lecturers from the
course who also happen to be neo-burlesque
legends including The World Famous *Bob*,
Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Rose Wood,
and, of course, Dr. Lucky.
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Sunday,
June 22, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
The
Birchmere
Alexandria, VA
8 pm, $20
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have
been hired by Scotland Yard to crack the
case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's
Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie),
secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film
noir inspired mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro-
these hardboiled burlesque detectives
leave no trick unturned and no tassel
untwirled. Dial "P" for Pasties
has been deemed "smart, funny and
dumb in all the best ways" at the
Capital Fringe Festival in DC, "Better
than Wicked" in Vermont, and met
with standing ovations up and down the
Atlantic Seaboard!
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Friday,
June 20, 2008
Fish 'N' Chips!
THE OTTOBAR
2549 N. Howard St.
Baltimore, MD
Doors at 9, Show at 10
Price: $12 ADV
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Brits
be warned: mockery ahead! After a month
performing in jolly ol' England, Trixie
and Monkey return home to Baltimore to
flip-n-strip a tribute to all things British.
With friends from across the pond...or
at least with a fake British accent: The
regal pomposity of Dr. Donut, the bawdy,
nearly Oxford-educated brains of Dr. Lukki,
a swinging 60's London soundtrack by Momo
Taro and more Benny Hill references than
you could fill a pint glass with! Don't
be late...it's considered rude in certain
parts of the world, you know. And don't
miss Trixie's act that won her two --
count 'em TWO -- awards at the Miss Exotic
World Competition in Las Vegas!
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Saturday,
June 14th, 2008
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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Glamour,
people, glamour!!! Listen, apparently
the Two Boots in Bridgeport is not like
the Two Boots in the East Village -- they
have curtains and a stage and fanciness!
What do you want from me? It's Connecticul
for Christ's sake! We will be infultrating
that pizza parlour with a lot of glamour
and mayhem from Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn,
Gal Friday, Ekaterina, Draggin' Kitten,
and MOI! Hosted by the incomparable Miss
Astrid. DJ MomoTaro spins tunes all night
long.
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Friday,
June 13th, 2008
MEAT:
A Performance
Tribute to Meatloaf
Collective:
Unconscious
279 Church St.
7:30 pm, $12
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ALL
MEATLOAF ALL NIGHT! Not the kind of meatloaf
that will make your stomache hurt -- well,
actually, that's not a defining characteristic
-- but rather the performa-rock king himself!
That's right, some of your favorite performers
will rock the Bat Out of Hell Album
like you've never seen before (and that's
not hyperbole for once!). Starring
Dr. Lukki, Zhenesse, Glenn Marla, Clams
Casino, Adrienne Anemone, Nico & The
Astronaut, Amir & The Poisonous Ladies,
and hosted by Sharon Husbands.
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No
words can quite describe this weekend
of complete and utter glamour, excess,
and extravagence! If you aren't coming
this year, start planning for next! This
year I am honored to be CO-HOSTING the
Friday Night Legends Performance with
the World Famous *Bob* and will be be
busy with the Burlesque Hall of Fame Oral
History Project which I began in 2007
and am currently curating. The mission
of the Oral History Project is to preserve
the histories and stories of burlesque
legends, producers, and designers past
and present.
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Tuesday,
June 3, 2008
Match
Blank '77
Fortune Cookie Cabaret
at Lucky Cheng's
24 1st Avenue
10 pm, $5
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MATCH (BLANK) '77 recreates a certain
beloved TV game show of the shag carpet
era; two contestants attempt to match
the answers of a panel of well-lubricated
celebrities, in a bawdy game of fill-in-the-blank.
Hosted by Clams Casino along with her
lovely assistant, Neil O'Fortune, it stars
special celebrity panelists Albert Cadabra,
Anita Cookie, Dr. Lukki and Schaffer the
Darklord -- along with contestants from
right out of the audience!
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque's premiere was
such a smashing success that we're bringing
you the best and the brightest burlesque
legends, art stars, and circus side show
freaks every month! Part saloon, part
salon, the last Tuesday of every month
features death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous
showgirls, campfire sing alongs, and an
evening of guaranteed side-splitting laughter
and eye-popping thrills. The Double D
Ranch wranglers -- Julie Atlas Muz, Dr.
Lukki, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin Rouster
-- are putting the cunt back into country
and bringing you a hoedown you'll never
forget! Headlining are the Wau Wau Sisters
and special guests Kinko the Clown. Come
early for live honky-tonk music with the
Second Fiddles at 9 pm and stay late --
kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes
all night long. Happy Trails!.
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Saturday,
May 24, 2008
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School
3pm-6pm, $10 ($15 for
a table)
Lucky Cat Lounge
245 Grand St, Williamsburg
www.drsketchy.com
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Lukki
remembers the good old days when she was
fresh to the city, young and eager and robust,
and her first job was modeling for an art
class in Brooklyn. Here we are 10 years
later and she's not so young anymore but
the point is she really hasn't gotten that
far now, has she? Really folks, Dr. Sketchy's
has spawned a book, branches in six cities
and three countries, paper dolls, and a
movement. And Lukki is thrilled to be a
part of it as she stands still for you today!
You can bet that the costume is going to
be really really hard to draw because she
want you darlings to get your money's worth
and WORK! |
Sunday,
April 20, 2007
Sweet
& Nasty
Rafifi
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
10
pm, $15
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Sweet
& Nasty present THE MASSACRE SHOW!
Murder! Fascism! War! Narcotics! And BOOBS!
I'm thrilled to be making my WORLD PREMIERE
at Sweet & Nasty right about when
Rafifi's gonna close... Timing's everything,
kids, in show business! I've been invited
to help trash the place! SPRING BREAK
2008 FORT LAUDERDALE, baby!!! Come have
fun with us! Hosted by Tony & Pat
and featuring ME, Nasty Canasta, Broadway
Brassy, and Run Around Sue!
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Friday,
April 18, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Come
enjoy Slipper Room's new format -- go
go starts at 10:30 and first set by 11
pm. I swear it's the truth. Go go and
burlesque sets until 2:30 in the morning!
I mean really, what more could you want?
Tonight I will be entertaining you crazy
kids during the early sets and am honored
to share the stage with Jo Boobs, Legs
Malone, and Ruby Fizz. Hosted by Mel Frye.
See you there!!!
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have
been hired by Scotland Yard to crack the
case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's
Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie),
secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film
noir inspired mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro-
these hardboiled burlesque detectives
leave no trick unturned and no tassel
untwirled. Called "smart, funny and
dumb in all the best ways" at the
Capital Fringe Festival in DC, the show
stops at CA after touring New England.
P.S.
Our sold out shows in Vermont were met
with standing ovations and great accolades
including one enthusiastic patron who
proclaimed: "This was better than
Wicked!"
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Tuesday,
March 25th, 2008
WANTED!
The Wild Bandits of Burlesque
Rodeo Bar
375 3rd Avenue at 27th St.
New York, NY
11 pm, $TBA
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DOC
& JAM PRODUCTIONS brings you the WORLD
PREMIERE of WANTED! The Wild Bandits of
Burlesque! Howdy Partner! You best saddle
up at the Double D Ranch for a hoedown,
honky tonk, hee haw, wild west burlesque
revue that's sure to be hotter than Little
House on the Pastie! Gather around the
old campfire for s'mores and tenderloin
with a side of extra-hot burly-q sauce.
This BEEF will not be recalled and is
100% UST&A approved! You'll be asking
for seconds--and thirds! Sheeeet, we might
have to kick your rump out when the rooster
crows (and the kitchen closes at 2am).
WANTED's Wild Bandits of Burlesque is
gonna put the "cunt" back in
country and bring you an evening of saucy
pork 'n grind. Happy Trails! Starring
the Burlesque Stylings of Dirty Martini,
Julie Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lukki. With World
Champion Trick Roper Chris McDaniel and
hosted by Bradford Scobie as Cousin Rooster.
DJ MomoTaro spins shit kickers all night
long.
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Saturday,
March 8th, 2008
SAVE
CONEY ISLAND Benefit
Southpaw
123 5th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
8pm, $15
adv/$20 door
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On
Saturday, March 8, 2008 the Save Coney
Island organization will join forces with
Miss Cyclone, Angie Pontani, Dianna Carlin
of Lola Staar and Jen Gapay of Thirsty
Girl Productions to stage a tilta-whirling
event to promote awareness about New York
City's exciting new plan for the revitalization
of Coney Island. STARRING: MISS ASTRID,
SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, MURRAY HILL, THE
WORLD FAMOUS PONTANI SISTERS, MISS CYCLONE:
ANGIE PONTANI, BAMBI: THE MERMAID QUEEN
OF CONEY ISLAND, MISS CONEY ISLAND 2007
EKATERINA, HELEN PONTANI, PEEKABOO POINTE,
LITTLE BROOKLYN, LUKKI, JO BOOBS, THE
ANIMAL CRACKERS.
Featuring: MISS SATURN, DARLINDA JUST
DARLINDA & PINKY SPECIAl, plus, THE
WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*, TRIXIE LITTLE &
THE EVIL HATE MONKEY, KILSY, THE FISHERMAN
XYLOPHONIC ORCHESTRA, DJ MOMOTARO, DJ
BILL COLEMAN & MANY MORE TBA GUEST
STARS! Proceeds
from this event will go to The Coney Island
History Project, Save Coney Island, The
Polar Bear Club & Coney Island USA.
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Friday,
February 29, 2008
Student
Showcase
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
7 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Dr.
Lukki is thrilled to present to the big
beautiful world her students from the
New York School of Burlesque 5-Week Intensive
Character Development and Persona Workshop!
These kids have been working hard learning
the ins and outs of diva-dome. Let's see
if their edumacation has paid off! Stellar
performances by Atta Girl, Candy Winks,
Coco Lapearl, Della Dare, Kristen Lee,
La Maia, Lulita de la Luna, Poppy T and
Sapphire Jones. Hosted by your bodacious
professors Jo Boobs and Dr. Lukki! With
DJ MomoTaro spinning the tunes. School
never looked so good!
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February
23rd and 24th, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
Hooker [tee hee...] Dunham Theater
Brattleboro, VT 05301
$15/ $12 Students
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been
hired by Scotland Yard to crack the case
of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties. With
help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's Dr. Donut
mastermind Bradford Scobie), secretary Lucky
T. Morrow (burlesque historian and PhD scholar
Lukki) and sultry film noir inspired mood
music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled
burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned
and no tassel untwirled. Called "smart,
funny and dumb in all the best ways"
at the Capital Fringe Festival in DC, catch
the show ints in New England tour.
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January
18th & 19th, 2008
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
The
Pinch Brothers in "Bawdy House"
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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Back
by popular demand! You the people have
voted for the return of your FAVORITE
Pinchbottom
Burlesque show and here it is! The Marx
show that features Dr. Lukki's tribute
to Marx -- Harpo and Karl that
is! An ambitious undertaking replete with
the worker's revolution, life-size machine
parts, and a story so tragic it'll make
you revolt! Pinchbottom is created and
hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE
and this amazing show stars ALBERT CADABRA,
ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, GIGI LaFEMME,
LITTLE BROOKLYN, ME!, NAUGHTIA NICE, NEIL
O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO POINTE, PRECIOUS LITTLE,
RUBY VALENTINE, SCOTT RAYOW and TIGGER!
Advance ticket purchase highly suggested.
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda's Year in Rainbow continues
this month with the "color rainbow."
How can"rainbow" be "a"
color, you ask? Well, learn the answer to
that very pressing question at tonight's
show! With an all-star lineup of performers
performing every color in the rainbow (in
the rainbow order, I might add -- please
note the fine details, people!), including
Darlinda Just Darlinda, Rose Wood, MOI,
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December
31st, 2007
Burlesque O-Teque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
24 Hour Liquor License!
doors at 8, party til sun up!!
$75 = admission + open bar till 11:30!
$30 = admission
$25 = after midnight
www.galapagosartspace.com
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"New
Year's in New York Times Square Avoidance"
TopTen List. That's right, baby, our party
heads the list at #1! BROOKLYN BURLEQUE
- O - TEQUE is a fabulous, glamtastic,
all star burlesque, champagne soaked,
rock n roll dance party for the ages!
Ring in the New Year without leaving the
little borough that could -- Brooklyn!
New Year's Eve Premier Party at Galapagos
Art Space will leave you with fond memories
of 2007 - and hopefully a few blacked
out ones. With over 5 hours of entertainment
from stars of the burlesque stage, go
go dancing, and YOU, we guarantee a New
Year's Eve to be remembered! Starring
Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey,
Dr. Lukki, Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just
Darlinda, Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie,
and a host of other gorgeous gals and
gents bringing you the best and the brightest
of the burlesque stage. Late night and
"anything goes" set starring
Miss Saturn. Plus DJ Boyracer spinning
your fav indie, disco, punk, and rock
n roll party jams all night long! Out
with the clothed year in with the nude
year! Forget those chumps trying to catch
a cab home from Manhattan - do it Brooklyn
style! Champagne toast at midnight, an
all-star lineup of NYC's best burlesque
acts, lots of making out, go go dancers,
late night DJ's and party until the sun
comes up.
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Saturday,
December 22, 2007
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey's
3rd Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
Creative
Alliance at the Patterson
Baltimore, MD
Shows at 7 & 10, $16
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I'm
thrilled to be performing at the 3rd Annual
HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON for the 3rd year
in a row! I just can't get enough of these
crazy kids and the super festive Baltimore,
the little city that could (and does!)
Nuts will be roasted and yule logs will
be laid...and you'll be REALLY glad the
family isn't around when you spend this
racy pre-Christmas, post-Hannukah night
of debauchery with Baltimore's beloved
acrobatic burlesque superduo! Monkey plays
Santa, Trixie trims the trees and bushes
and the wry Austrian uber-hostess, Miss
Astrid, will give out the coal, while
Dr. Lukki drinks all the eggnog in the
house!
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Friday,
December 8, 2007
VICTORIA!
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
10-4, shows at 12 & 1:30
$10/$5 w/ RSVP (ftfvictoria@gmail.com)
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Okay,
kids, get your pens and paper out and
take some notes -- there's going to be
a quiz at the end of the night! "FTF"
is a term used by some transpeople to
identify that though they may have been
born bioligically male, they have always
considered themselves female. I'm sure
that's review for all of you and I don't
even need to Mother Camp it by explaining
what a "female impersonator"
is. And just to throw some further gender
bending into this wonderful queer world,
now some people with vaginas (born with
vaginas -- an important distinction here!)
have started a party dedicated to "FTFs,
Faux Queens, and the Gay Men Trapped inside
our Vaginas." In a binary gendered
world we would simply look at this phenomenon
and say, well, they're just women [intentional
switch from sex to gender] now aren't
they? Not quite, my friends -- "post
post" does not go back to the original
thing. Whether you are confused or you
TOTALLY GET THIS, come to this party where
Dr. Lukki will spin some edumucated queer
and trans theory on your asses! I'm hosting
and I'M PROUD! By the way, I'm currently
writing an essay about this that can be
found on my myspace blog (www.myspace.com/drlucky
-- it's part of the "Monster/Beauty"
post.) It's a great lineup so don't miss
Victoria's Duets Night! Bio King and Bio
Queen performers! Gender-bending burlesque,Go-Gos,
DJs, Drag King Shot Boys and Free
Vodka Shots: 10–11pm.
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Friday,
December 1, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Slipper Room is hosting a very special
night tonight with an all star lineup!
Starring ME!, Harvest Moon, Delirium Tremens,
and Peekaboo Pointe! Come join me as the
sole blond bomshell of the evening shares
the stage with a bunch of bodacious brunettes!
Go go starts at 10:30 so come early for
a good seat! DJ Momotaro is gonna thrill
you with his vinyl tunes as we play, dance,
and party until the wee hours of the morning.
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Tuesday,
November 20, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th
Ave.
10 pm
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Well
I thought Lotus was a fancy joint, which
it is, but now that Mistress Formika and
the crew are in there queering the joint
out it's anything goes! So though I've
said in the past not to expect dildos
and masturbating with potatos at Lotus,
I may very well have changed my tune.
Perhaps you will all get to see the miracle
of Little Edie coming back to life (sans
the stage diving -- see the NYBF for more
on that). Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens
bring you this night of burlesque, go-go
dancers, and super festive festivities!
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Friday,
November 2, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Like
a big bowl of chili and corn dogs at the
end of the night, Slipper Room is the
gift that keeps on giving! I am very happy
to be performing tonight with a host of
lovely creatures while the super dapper
Ken Ball wrangles in the customers and
DJ MomoTaro keeps the grooves going all
night long. Has anyone noticed that those
2 actually coordinate their outfits every
week?!? That alone is worth the measly
5 bucks it costs to get in. See you there!
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LOBSTERBOY
REVUE'S
"GRAND MORT"
Warehouse Theater
1021 7th Street NW
Washington, DC
Price: $20 w/o Costume/$15 with Costume
7 p.m. and 10 p.m.
www.lobsterboy.net
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As
the old saying goes, all good things must
come to an end! I've been performing with
the Lobster Boy Review for 3 or 4 years
(hell I stopped counting after all those
40 ouncers) and am thrilled to be returning,
but saddened all the same, for Lobster Boy's
FINAL SHOW! I know, I know everyone always
says "Liquidation Sale! Closing this
Location!" so that you run in and buy
all the 1/2 priced shoes but I think this
one's for real! Join us for a champagne
toast, some shedded tears, and a shit load
of entertainment featuring ME!, Trixie Little
& The Evil Hate Monkey, Ms. Joule, Sugar
Ann Spice, Polly the Card Girl, my burlesque
daughter Lil' Dutch, Siamese Fighting Fish,
and Diver Dave and Sally Jane Snorkel. That's
a hell of a lot of show! And guess what?
We'll be doing it TWICE: come to the 7 or
the 10 pm show! And buy me a drink! Momma's
gotta keep the party going to stay up so
late! |
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Diva
Ball: Burlesqueering NYU
Kimmel Eisner & Lubin
Auditorium, 4th Floor
New York University
Friday, October 26, 9 -12
FREE
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Hey
look kids! Tired of NYU taking over the
village? Well, come to this free party,
eat their food, and let's TRASH THE PLACE!!!
Seriously, folks, this is a lovely event
sponsored by Pride Month, Program Board
and Keep a Child Alive who invite you
to enjoy an evening of burlesque, drag
and soul. Featuring ME!, Maggie Kim, Mia
Riddle, Erika Rose, Rose Wood, Dottie
Lux, Nasty Canasta and hosted by Nyah
Molineaux. DJ Uri Dalal will be spinning
all night for your continued pleasure!
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TRIXIE
& MONKEY'S HALLOWEENIE SHOW!
THE OTTOBAR
2549 N. Howard St.
Baltimore, MD
Doors at 9, Show at 10
Price: $12 or $10 in Costume
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All
the
outrageous acrobatic burlesque antics
you love now loaded with EVEN MORE candy,
costumes and choreography! You'll get
tricks AND treats at this exclusive pre-Halloween
spectacular by Baltimore's famous burlesque
superstars. Acrobatics, spanking, trapeze,
stupidity! Hosted by NYC's DR. DONUT-
a chocolate dipped confection and lecherous
lard ass you can only HOPE will cast insults
your way! Special guests DR. LUKKI- one
part Lucille Ball and one part Phyllis
Diller mixed with a heavy dose of randy
NYC-style performance art. PACO as The
Grim Reaper in a stilting-striptease of
doom! And the WEIRDO SHOW- a whole showcase
of DC based variety show shockers helmed
by that charming carny PROFESSOR SPROCKET!
And DJ MOMO TARO spins the best retro
mood music that makes him the go-to groove
guy in NYC's Royale and Slipper Room.
Just added! NYC's DOTTIE LUX!
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THE
ORANGEACLE ORACLE
October 13, 2007
2pm-5pm at Le Petite Versailles
346 East Houston St at Avenue C
New York City
Suggested Donation $10
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AS
THE DEAD LEAVES FALL, SO DOES YOUR PAST,
COME FIND YOUR FUTURE AT THE ORANGEACLE
ORACLE. THE ORANGEACLE ORACLE is an orange
urban oracle comprised of priestesses
and priests of the modern world. Follow
the orange vapors to the intimate garden
oracle of the Lower East Side. Hear what
some of downtown's most psychic performance
artist have to say about your future,
and the truthful magic of the color orange.
We predict that with the help of Tigger!,
Amber Ray, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dr.
Lukki, The Vapor Dancers (Nasty Canasta,
Howling Vic, Pinkie Special, Jo Boobs,
Kiki Cluch and Zhenesse) and Kelly Web
on the Turn tables you'll give orange
birth to the child that is your life at
Le Petit Versailles on October 13, 2007
2pm-5pm.
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September
in San Francisco!
Various
Dates, Times, & Locations
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September
in San Francisco features me digging knee
deep in archives for materials about Sally
Rand's Nude Ranch at the Golden Gate Exposition
as well as performing with the Hubba Hubba
Review at the DNA Lounge, Little Minsky's
Burlesque, and modeling for Dr. Sketchy's
Anti-Art School at Bombshell Betty's Burlesque
Academy! You can also catch me on the airwaves
in an interview with The Lair of Lady Monster.
A copy
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Lukki
is honored to be performing in the Fifth
Annual New York Burlesque Festival (for
the fifth year in a row)! For the first
time EVER I'll be performing on Friday
Night -- that's right, I'm HEADLINING
Friday and will be closing that bitch
out so you KNOW I'm going to do all I
can to give you kids a little eye rape
(you know those images you can't get out
of your head no matter how hard you try?
That's eye rape.). There's bazillions
of gorgeous people performing so make
sure you get your tickets NOW. The NYBF
always sells out.
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Friday,
August 24, 2007
Filthy
Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Well,
kids, tonight is one of the last nights
to see me before I head off to Cali for
the entire month of September! Sunshine
and glamour await me there but make sure
you get a piece of me before I depart.
I'll be behaving myself tonight as Corio
likes to be fancy. Reservations
suggested 212-966-3910. No Pabst Blue
Ribbon here, folks!
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As
part of her YEAR IN RAINBOW Darlinda Just
Darlinda is celebrating the month of Red
with THE RED SELF CENTERED LEO'S SHOW at
Galapagos Art Space! It's bound to be indulgent
with Tigger!, Dr. Lukki, Sequinette and
Jo Boobs! See some old classics as well
as some new lovelies celebrating RED and
LEOs. See you under the Bright Lights!
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Friday,
August, 17, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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While
I have been calavanting around the Eastern
Sea Board my favorite NYC establishment
has been plugging along without me (and
doing just fine, I might add). That said,
tonight I will do the best to bring my sauciest
and sassiest to the LES stage which I consider
home! Please come by and hang with me --
the endlessly sexy DJ MomoTaro will be spinning
sick sexy tunes and we'll be "having
a party" as the kids say now adays
-- stay tuned for more hip sayings to come...
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I
am absolutely mortified to announce that
I have not been at Starshine Burlesque
since June of 2006! An absolute tragedy,
I concede, but I am thrilled to be returning
to that Little Stage that Could! Always
new acts, new talent, new ridiculousness
-- come out and celebrate MY LAST DAY
OF CLASSES FOR 4 MONTHS! Cheers to FINALS!
That's right, kids, Lukki has off until
January to cause havic around the world!
Stay tuned for Cali and Paris adventures
in the fall...
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Tuesday,
August 14, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th
Ave.
10 pm
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I
am gonna be digging far in the archive to
pull out some fancy shit for this super
fancy ass dinner theatre at some fancy ass
joint! This is a classy joint, kids, so
don't expect dildos and masturbating with
potatos!!! Seriously, folks, Little Brooklyn
and Creamy Stevens are doing it right! Come
by and sip champagne or charge up money
you don't have on bottle service and enjoy
the show! |
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I'm
slightly saddened to announce that this
Friday we will be celebrating Ophelia
Rottencrotch's Funeral! Slightly I say
because ultimately she was a conniving
bitch who stole my second hubsand as well
as a priceless set of jewels which I happily
am going to be RECLAIMING tonight! Some
cry on caskets -- I spit on hers! Don't
miss the New York City premiere of my
new fan dance (those at the Virgin Festival
in Baltimore and the Fringe Festival in
DC got the premiere -- sorry kids!) as
well as a tribute to my double crossing
friend and a "eulogy" that no
one would wish on their worse enemy!
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Wednesday-Sunday,
July 25th-29th
Super Secret Show
DC
Fringe Festival
Various Starting TImes
Price: $15
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Espionage.
Intrigue. Danger. Striptease. Award winning
acrobatic burlesque superduo Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey
presents a scandalously fun participatory
show that turns the audience into secret
agents and the show itself into a rowdy
burlesque detective caper. With NYC's Dr.
Lucky and Scotland Yard's Detective Scobie.
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July
20 and July 21, 2007
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
Bottoms Over Broadway
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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Tired
of the throngs of tourists paying absurd
amounts of money for bland and Disney-fied
Broadway claptrap? Think the American
theater is dead? Like
burlesque? Then come join Pinchbottom
for an ecdysiastical exploration of the
Great White Way! With ten - count 'em,
10 - WORLD PREMIERE numbers! Here's what's
waiting in the wings:
-ANITA
COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW hunt down &
kill "THE LION KING"
-AMBER RAY shuts out "DAMN YANKEES"
-BASTARD KEITH & NAUGHTIA NICE slice
into "SPAMALOT"
-BELLE MORTE-BEAUDELAIRE barbers "SWEENEY
TODD"
-BONNIE DUNN undresses "MY FAIR LADY"
-CLAMS CASINO gives no quarter to JUKEBOX
MUSICALS
-DELIRIUM TREMENS beats "FLOWER DRUM
SONG"
-GIGI LA FEMME knocks the wind out of
"CHICAGO"
-JONNY PORKPIE trips over "A CHORUS
LINE"
-LUKKI plants "GREY GARDENS"
-NASTY CANASTA shatters "THE GLASS
MENAGERIE"
-PEEKABOO POINTE sinks into "SOUTH
PACIFIC"
-TIGGER does "ANNIE"
-and (of course) THE COMPANY neuters "CATS"
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Those
crazy kids at Pinchbottom Burlesque are
taking over Galapagos' Art Space's Monday
Night Burlesque! With the condo take over
of Williamsburg and, well, everywhere
else, Pinchbottom is bringing a question
to the stage that plagues us all: ART
VERSUS COMMERCE? Lukki will be reprising
a number she did once, yes count that
on your finger!, due to its graphic content
and use of strobe light which caused one
lovely patron to break out into an epileptic
seizure. Also, Lukki will present the
BROOKLYN debut of Marx Meets Marx, that's
Karl Marx and Harpo Marx of course! Don't
miss this spectacular show with a bevy
of talented folks bringing you both art
and commerce...
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Friday,
June 29, 2007
One Year Anniversary Party
The
Palace of Wonders, 8:30
pm - 1:30 am
$15 in advance, $20 at door
Washington DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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An
all-out EXTRAVAGANZA covering every INCH
of the Palace to celebrate our first year
of success! With side-show, burlesque,
vaudeville and circus acts performing
on-going shows for 2 nights with Palace
All-Stars & NYC luminaries, tarot
card reading, fortune telling, carnival
food, fire performers, and over-the-top
antics! FRIDAY SHOW LINE-UP: NYC's wilde
hare- SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY!, Trixie Little
& The Evil Hate Monkey- Acrobatic
Burlesque Superduo, Zeroboy- NYC's vocal
acrobat, Western Rope Trickster- Chris
Mc Daniels, Albert Cadabra- Notorious
Magic Wunderkind, Dr. Lucky- the only
PhD in Burlesque, Greggy Glitteratti hosts
The Weirdo Show-case. Stage
entertainment runs all night from 8:30pm-1:30am
with intermissions. Early showing starts
at 8:30; Weirdo Show 10:30; Late showing
11:30pm.
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June
20, 2007
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
9pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Back
by popular demand, Dr. Lucky and her darling
students from the Drama Department at
New York University will show you what
they've learned this semester in "The
History of American Burlesque" course
taught by none other than Dr. Lucky's
alter ego. Featuring the burlesque debuts
of Bebe A, Score-a Fedora, Wham Bam Sam,
Kasper Shalott, Lusty Lolenne, Fancie
Fantastic, Billie Cirque, Spanxxx La Tusheee,
Miss Ginny Tonic, Stacky-O and Leila Lee.
The students will be joined by guest lecturers
from the course who also happen to be
neo-burlesque legends including Julie
Atlas Muz, James "Tigger!" Ferguson,
Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Rose Wood,
and, of course, Dr. Lucky.
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June
15, 2007
Buns' & Roses' Vaudeville
Burlesque by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10
pm, $15
www.coneyislandusa.com
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Look
people. We don't live in fucking Kansas.
This is a big and beautiful but ultimately
insular city. No one's gonna help you
get home at the end of a very long night.
We come, we are, we leave. But let me
tell you, friends, this show is different.
We have rehearsals. We show up in leotards
and leggings. And that tells you that
this night will be a very special -- let's
just say "different" - night.
Written and directed by Bunny Love and
Rose Wood and starring ME, Julie Atlas
Muz, Miss Saturn, Bambi the Mermaid, and
a host of other gorgeous legends of the
burlesque stage. Don't miss it. Just don't.
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MISS
EXOTIC WORLD Comeptition and weekend of
complete and utter mayhem. If you haven't
booked your tickets, you are out of luck.
The shit is sold out.
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What
do drag queens and clowns (good ones at
least) have in common? They are able to
"pull off" their characters
by creating and sustaining believable
(or unbelievable) stage personae. The
stage persona can be anything from an
extension of self to a fantastic flaming
creature, and finding your inner queen
is an effective way to connect with the
audience and tell a story. Through exercises,
writing, movement, storytelling, and improvisation,
this workshop will provide a framework,
techniques, and the creative space to
begin the process of birthing a flamboyant
stage persona.
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The
infamous Va Va Voom Room presents one
of the highlights of Burlesque by the
Beach at Coney Island's sideshow! Hosted
by the incomparable MISS ASTRID, that
one-eyed, patch wearing temptress of an
obscure Eastern European country! Featuring
ONLY the best and brightest of the burlesque
stage! Tonight will be guaranteed entertainment.
Ah, ya'll know what I mean. IKEA is great
and all but vintage just gives you a quality
of workmanship that is unparalleled...
READ
WHAT THE PRESS HAS TO SAY ABOUT CONEY
ISLAND MASSACRE: http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/astrolands_last_summer/burlesque_on_the_beach.php
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Saturday,
May 26th, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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YOWSERS!
Tonight's gonna be a BLAST with Scotty the
Blue Bunny hosting Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
with ME!, Harvest Moon, Rose Wood, and Peekaboo
Pointe. Come early and stay late -- go go
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Dust
off your flags and your red white &
blue best! Starring Amber Ray, Angie Pontani,
Anita Cookie, Gigi LaFemme, Helen Pontani,
Jonny Porkpie, Kissing COusins, Lukki, Nasty
Canasta, Peekaboo Pointe, Pinchbottom, Scarlet
Sinclair, Sweet & Nasty, Veronika Sweet,
& The World Famous Pontani Sisters!
Now THAT will make you proud to be an American! |
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Amber
Ray's benefit night will put you center
stage with some of the brightest and bawdiest
stars of the burlesque stage before they
jet off to Vegas for the annual "convention"
of the burlesque world, the Miss Exotic
World Competition! Jesus Christ, here
goes... Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Angie
Pontanie, Deirium Tremens, Amber Ray,
Creamy Stevens, Little Brooklyn, Molly
Crabapple, Miss Allison, Jonny Porkpie,
Nasty Canasta, Bastard Keith, Burgundy
Brixx, Gal Friday, Leroi the Girl Boi,
Fem Appeal, Honi Harlow, Bonnie Dunn,
Pandora, Veronica Carlow, Clams Casino,
Dottie Lux, Precious Little, Albert Cadabra,
The White Boom Boom, Eric Schmalenberger,
Gigi La Femme, Scarlette Sinclaire, Amelia
Danger and, oh yeah, me. Shit my fingers
hurt. Come. It doesn't get bigger than
this! Plus DJ Momotaro spins Sin City
vinyl.
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda presents The Saga of
Super Dance, an evening of theatrical
shenanigans that will warm your heart
and have you dancing in the aisles! Presenting
the WORLD DEBUT of Lucky The Patron Saint
of Glamour giving healings for you unglamoured
wayward ones and blessing those who have
fully converted to the word of our savior
and have allowed excess and glamour to
rule your lives. Amen. Bring me those
bloody stilleto pump wearing toes, those
little private parts chaffed from wearing
skinny jeans, your corset-bruised ribs.
Joining the revival tent are The World
Famous *BOB*, Tigger!, Darlinda Just Darlinda,
and a host of other gorgeous folks.
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Friday,
May 4th and Saturday May 5th
Arrive at 20:30; Your mission begins
at 21:00 Super Secret
Show
Confidential
Location in Baltimore
Price: $12
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The
crow flies at midnight. Your mission is
full of espionage, intrigue, scandal, bootleg
liquor and burlesque with Agent T. Little,
Inspector Evil Hate Monkey, Miss "Iron
Fist" Astrid, Commander Lukki and Colonel
Momotaro. Make sure you're not seen. Advance
tickets required http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/14438.
Purchase "tickets" and wait for
further instructions. If you are captured,
we will never confirm your identity.
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Friday,
April 27, 2007
Filthy
Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Who
knew after the opening part that Thirsty
Girl Productions would ever have me back.
But indeed I will be performing with a google
of gorgeous gals in the FILTHY GORGEOUS
BURLESQUE show at the super swank Corio.
Featuring ME (behaving myself!), Angie Pontani,
Amber Ray, Nasty Canasta, Creamy Stevens,
Anita Cookie. And hosted by none other than
your favorite 1-eyed diva, Miss Astrid.
Reservations suggested 212-966-3910. No
Pabst Blue Ribbon here, folks!
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Sin-O-Rama premiered last fall in our
nation's capital to sold out audiences,
rave revues, and threats from the police!
We return to the stage bringing you an
evening of the filthiest burlesque this
side of the silver screen! Raunchy, messy,
and not for the faint of heart, Sin-O-Rama
features the brightest and bawdiest stars
of the neo-burlesque scene including Miss
Exotic World 2006 and Whitney Biennial
Artist, Julie Atlas Muz, Mr. Exotic World
2006, Tigger!, and the only burlesque
performer in the world with a PhD, Dr.
Lucky. Sin-O-Rama, putting the blue into
burlesque and bringing you a show you
will never forget!
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April
20 and 21, 2007
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
The
Pinch Brothers in "Bawdy House"
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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This
shows's gonna put the "slap" and
"tickle" back into "slapstick!"
Featuring a WORLD PREMIERE of Dr. Lukki's
tribute to Marx -- Harpo and Karl
that is! An ambitious undertaking replete
with the worker's revolution, life-size
machine parts, and a story so tragic it'll
make you revolt! Pinchbottom is hosted by
NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE and this
month's amazing show stars ALBERT CADABRA,
ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, GIGI LaFEMME,
LITTLE BROOKLYN, ME!, NAUGHTIA NICE, NEIL
O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO POINTE, PRECIOUS LITTLE,
RUBY VALENTINE, SCOTT RAYOW and TIGGER!
Advance ticket purchase highly suggested.
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Saturday,
April
14 , 2007
Special Mr. Choate's:
ARIES PARTY
The
Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Birthday
Bash for my Boys! My hubbie DJ Momotaro
and my brother share the birthday spotlight
tonight with a very special Birthday Bash
curated by yours truly! We've put together
an all star line-up of living legends to
celebrate two of my favorite YYs in the
world! Mark your calendar NOW -- with Dirty
Martini, Julie Atlas Muz, and Tigger! in
the lineup, who knows where that cake and
ice cream will end up! |
Sunday,
April 1 ,
2007
Lobster Boy's SHIP OF FOOLS
Birchmere
Alexandria ,
VA
7:30, $17.50
www.lobsterboy.net
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Returning
to the DC area to be with my favorite crustacean,
Lobster Boy, in his SHIP OF FOOLS show at
the Birchmere Theatre! ALL ABOARD a night
of intrigue and entertainment featuring
ME!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey,
Ms. Joule, Sugar Ann Spice, Benat Baharat,
Fullbladder, Card Girl, and many more to
come! I HEART DC! |
Friday,
March 30, 2007
Evil Hate Monkey's Birthday Blowout
The
Palace of Wonders, 9
pm, $10
Washington DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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Always
the little do gooder, Trixie Little has
planned a birthday bash for that Evil
Hate Monkey! She's gonna spread the love
and banana pudding so thick that even
that hard-hearted Monkey will have a happy
birthday! With special guest MOI (that's
French for me for you uncultured folks)
brought to you by the burlesque super
duo that we all know and love! Lukki's
thrilled to be returning to her favorite
bar in DC, the Palace of Wonders!
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Thursday,
March 29, 2007
Sex Toy & Burlesque Extravaganza
Club
Heaven, 2327
18th St.
Washington DC
7-9:30
pm, FREE
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Don't
miss Washington City Paper's Sex Toy &
Burlesque Extravaganza! An evening of
workshops, demonstrations, and loads of
good old fun awaits you! This event is
for women only and will feature a pastie-making
workshop with yours trully as well as
a burlesque dance class taught by the
darling Trixie Little. It's FREE FREE
FREE but pre-registration is suggested:
Washington
City Paper.
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Tuesday,
March 13, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th
Ave.
10 pm
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The
masterminds behind Starshine Burlesque,
Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens, bring
you some fancy ass dinner theatre at some
fancy ass joint! Come by and sip champagne
or charge up money you don't have on bottle
service and enjoy the show! |
Friday,
March 2, 2007
Premiere
Party & Showcase for
Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Welcome
to glamour galore, people! This place
is so fancy you'll be shitting champagne
and diamonds for weeks! Be sure to shift
through those feces 'cause Luck needs
some bling. Really folks, aside from the
potty jokes, I'm very honored to be joining
a host of gorgeous gals for the Premiere
Party and Showcase for FILTHY GORGEOUS
BURLESQUE curated by Thirsty Girl Productions.
Featuring ME!, Angie Pontani, Miss Saturn,
Amber Ray, Lucy Buttons, Nasty Canasta,
and Heather Holliday. With a lineup like
that, who doesn't have 20 bucks to dish
out?!?
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Friday,
March 2, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Well
in case you don't make it to the fancy
pants Premiere Party (see above) at Corio,
or if you just prefer it a little down
tempo and favor Miller High Life over
real champagne, come on by the Slipper
Room for a fun night of debauchery and
mahem. MomoTaro, the best dressed DJ in
NYC, will be spinning tunes to make your
heart beat and your feet tap. I'm too
lazy to check the website but there should
be some lovely folks there to entertain
you. Click the link to the left for the
latest and greatest from the Stripper
Room.
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Those
crazy kids at Pinchbottom sure manage to
put together quite a show! This month Pinchbottom
Declares WAR: Burlesque in the Trenches
starring ME!, Ambar Ray, Anita Cookie, Bastard
Keith, Clams Casino, Naughtia Nice, Peekaboo
Pointe, Pookie Patootie, Ruby Valentine,
Tigger, and the World Famous *BOB*!
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February
14 , 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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VALENTINE'S
DAY SPECIAL! Come celebrate LOVE with a
very special night put together by the incomparable
BUNNY LOVE! Featuring lots of twisted sick
by a host of New York City nightlife LEGENDS!
Come by for a toast of champage and so much
love it'll make you puke!!! |
February
9 , 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Lukki
is thrilled to be returning to one of
her favorite stages in the world, The
Slipper Room, after a much needed winter
hiatus! Every January for the past three
years she jets off to Paris (that's France,
kids) to attend corset-making workshops
with the best of the best, Monsieur Jean
Paul Sartre (no relation), a master of
embelleshment and structure, a seeming
contradiction that is in fact harmonious
and often produces unimaginable results.
Come see the product from that fruitful
journey...
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Julie
Atlas Muz's first ever one-woman spectacular
show thick in production value, layers of
meaning, and lots of gorgeous, gorgeous-ness!
Yours truly and a host of fabulous (and
anonymous) others have a tiny cameo that'll
freak the bageebies out of you! Check PS122
for dates, times, and to buy tickets...Get
your tickets YESTERDAY people cuz it's the
hottest ticket in town! |
December
31, 2006
Mother Fucker
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If
you don't know when and where well then
I'm afraid it's just too late for you...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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Saturday,
December 23 , 2006
Naughty N' Nice
The
Palace of Wonders, 9
pm, $10
Washington DC
www.palaceofwonders.com
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The
party is continuing on (see December 18th
description) to our Nation's capital!
We almost got the Palace of Wonders shut
down the last time we were there so we'll
behave -- but not too much! Come by for
a polaroid with Santa and the cast! Come
early to get a seat -- this show will
sell out. But hell, only 12 people can
fit in the Palace of Wonders anyway...
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Friday,
December 22, 2006
Naughty N' Nice
The
Ottobar, 9
pm, $10
Baltimore, MD
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The
party is continuing on (see December 18th
description) to Charm City, home base
of the adorable Trixie Little and the
Evil Hate Monkeyl! We're thrilled to be
joining them to spread holiday cheer all
over your asses! Bring the family, bring
the office mates, and revel in the joy
of the holidays! Your eyes will be burning
for days...
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And
now presenting the highlight of the holiday
season! Galapagos Art Space is proudly
presenting (or regretfully, depending)
the Naughty 'n Nice East Coast
Spectacular! The second annuaul sugar-coated,
pine-scented, action-packed, jaw-dropping,
eye-popping, strip-teasing, fuzzy-feeling,
trapeze-swinging, eye-patch-wearing, tinsel-covered
CAVALCADE OF HOLIDAY INSANITY makes its
Brooklyn debut! MCed by the incomparable
Miss Astrid, host of the long running
VaVaVoom Room, spewing holiday cheer!
Starring Charm City's own adorable "acrobatic
burlesque superduo" and winners of
a much coveted Miss Exotic World trophy,
Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey,
Dr. Lucky, the PhD of burlesque,
and Starshine Burlesque's Little Brooklyn
and Santa, of course, granting you all
of your holiday wishes! Mr. Momotaro
spins campy holiday classics all night.
We're gonna give you so much show for
5 bucks it'll make your head spin!!!
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December
15 , 2006
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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No,
that's not a typo and, yes, the show starts
at 9 pm. WHY? Because MOISTY THE SNOW MAN,
everyone's favorite holiday accoutrement,
will be hosting a very fun holiday show!
And then if you have not had enough (as
if that's ever possible!), yours truly will
be gracing the stage at the never ending
HOT BOX! If you really want me to break
this up into two listings then go to the
Slipper Room's website and let them do it
for you... If you can't afford 5 bucks a
show then you really need to move on...
In the meantime, I love you endlessly... |
December
11, 2006
Monday Night Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Miss
Saturn is bringing you a night of unforgettable
burlesque, hoola hooping, and general
debauchery to get yoor holiday going in
the proper way! As always, expect a gorgeous
evening of tricks, tricks, and more tricks!!!
Don't miss the WORLD DEBUT of Lukki's
tribute to Lucy & Linus and Charlie
Brown's x-mas tree...
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December
7 ,
2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Hopefully
you did not miss last month's debaucherous
show which featured an endlessly shocking
set that got the after-work Jersey folks
the fuck out of The Slipper Room! This week
who knows what will happen and who knows
who will be there but rest assured I will
resurrect the number that almost got Sin-O-Rama
shut down in DC...Don't miss witnessing
live on stage a spectacle not to be misseed! |
December
1 , 2006
Boston Baby Doll Explosion presents
Boston in Brooklyn
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
8pm
www.galapagosartspace.com
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The
Boston Babydolls are infultrating Brooklyn
to promote The Great Boston Burlesque
Exposition which will take over the crust-less
tea sandwich capital of the world in February!
Join very special guest performances by
a host of NYC superstars who LOVE Boston
and the cute way they talk! Starring ME!,
Julie Atlas Muz, Nasty Canasta, Scarlett
Sinclair, Gigi Lafemme, Clams Casino,
and special guests who agree with Boston
Magazine: "The lovely Boston
burlesque scene is heating up, and the
Babydolls are at the helm of it all."
(6/28/06) Hope to see you at a very special
night! The show is 8 bucks at 8 pm and
then we'll be hanging in the backroom
for a special cocktail extravaganza that
should not be missed! Come on by...
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All
the way from New York City, Sin-O-Rama
brings you an evening of the filthiest
burlesque this side of the silver screen!
Raunchy, messy, and not for the faint
of heart, tonight's Washington DC debut
of New York's premiere burlesque will
shock and amaze! Featuring the brightest
and bawdiest stars of the neo-burlesque
scene including Miss Exotic World 2006
and Whitney Biennial Artist, Julie Atlas
Muz, Mr. Exotic World 2006, Tigger!, and
the only burlesque performer in the world
with a PhD, Dr. Lucky. With very special
guest interventions from Charm City's
own Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey,
winners of the Miss Exotic Word 2006 Title
for Best Duo! Performance followed by
a screening of a sinfully salacious burly-q
film favorite! DJ Momotaro spins that
vinyl like only he can. Sin-O-Rama, putting
the blue into burlesque and bringing Washington
DC a show it will never forget!
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November
10
, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Catch
us before the party train heads to DC for
Sin-O-Rama on Saturday night! 1/2 the show
just happens to be performing at The Slipper
Room tonight -- ME! & Julie Atlas Muz!
Also performing tonight are Little Brooklyn,
Darlinda Just Darlinda, and everyone's FAVORITE
starch, the Diabolical Doctor Donut! It's
going to be a fantastic show and you don't
want to miss the WORLD PREMIERE of "Luck
Be a Lady Tonight" which, you can imagine,
does not happen... |
October
21 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Come
early for three FAN-tastic go-go sets BEFORE
the show starts! Now THAT'S entertainment!!!
Tonight's festivities will include ME! and
hopefully YOU! Always a fun time guaranteed
-- don't miss it!
DJ
MomoTaro spinning deep grooves
and looking hot all night long! |
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Pinchbottom
presents an ALL PINK Slumber Party starring
ME!, Dirty Martini, The World Famous *BOB*
and Movie *Star*, Miss Saturn, Delirium
Tremens, Peekaboo Pointe, Clams Casino,
and Naughtia Nice. As always, hosted by
the hard working Nasty Canasta and Jonny
Porkpie who put together these festive evenings
for you! Look at that lineup! You'll wanna
stay all night! |
October
7, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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If
you missed me standing still earlier in
the day come by the Slipper Room to watch
me move around! I know that Julie Atlas
Muz, Delirium Tremens, Darlinda just Darlinda
will be there (in addition to ME!). No doubt
there will be some more wonderful people
there only I didn't happen to run in to
them on Thursday so I don't know who they
are. (Hello, webmaster?!?) Oh, and the delectable
and always dapper DJ MomoTaro will be spinning
the vinyl tunes. |
Saturday,
October 7, 2006
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School
3pm-6pm, $10 ($15 for
a table)
Lucky Cat Lounge
245 Grand St, Williamsburg
www.drsketchy.com
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Lukki
remembers the good old days when she was
fresh to the city, young and eager and robust,
and her first job was modeling for an art
class in Brooklyn. Here we are, 10 years
later, and she's not so young anymore but
the point is she really hasn't gotten that
far now, has she? Really folks, Dr. Sketchy's
has spawned a book, branches in six cities
and three countries, paper dolls, and a
movement. And Lukki is thrilled to be a
part of it as she stands still for you today!
You can bet that the costume is going to
be really really hard to draw because I
want you darlings to get your money's worth! |
Friday,
September 29,
2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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After
being a complete rockstar last weekend at
the Virgin festival, which included sharing
a stage with the Flaming Lips (Flickr it
if you don't believe me!), I return with
great enthusiasm to the small stage at the
Slipper Room. No really, it's nice to be
home among drunk hipsters. Drunk hipsters
are way better than drunk suburban rednecks.
That may be an oxymoron but you know what
I mean. I have no idea who's performing
tonight because the website is out of date
but I'll be there so what more do you want?
And I know that that hot DJ MomoTaro will
be spinning... |
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If
you are forking over
100 bucks for a ticket then you probably
want to see some fancy pants bands. But
the REAL entertainment's gonne be at the
Thrilling Wonder Show! Starring and curated
by the adorable Trixie Little and the
Evil Hate Monkey. With the odd musicianship
of Sxip Shirley and performances by Lukki,
Fluffy & Whiskers, Rope Spinner John
Cloud, Joule and her giant bubble. Hosted
by Tyler Fyre with DJ MomoTaro! Walk-around
performances by Fluid Movement's Milkmaids,
stilt walkers and roving shrubbery! Stage
show at the top of every hour from 1-7pm
in the Thrilling Wonder Tent.
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September
15 , 2006
EAT
ME!
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
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Pinchbottom
presents a burlesque cooking show hosted
by Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie. Featuring
stars of the burlesque stage including ME!,
Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Dirty Martini,
Delirium Tremens, Little Brooklyn, Nelson
Lugo, Peekaboo Point, and Rose Wood! I could
go on and on with the word play but let's
just say see you there. www.pinchbottomburlesque.com |
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Glamour
and excess will be in plenty for this
star-studded weekend! Lukki is honored
to be performing in the Fourth Annual
New York Burlesque Festival (for the fourth
year in a row)! I'll be performing Saturday
night as part of the Top Secret dancers
(whoops! did I let the secret out?) as
well as a number insired by Yma Sumac
and Lucille Ball, a seemingly unlikely
but highly provacative pair. Come support
a time honored New York City institution!
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August
26 ,
2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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As
the summer begins to wind down and you begin
to reflect on all of the things you didn't
do (free concerts in Central Park, PS1,
a Cyclone's game at Coney Island, etc. etc.)
now is the time to redeem yourself. Get
out of the house. Put the remote down. See
some L-I-V-E entertainment. Joining forces
tonight to present to you an evening of
sure-to-be cerebral tittilations are Bunny
Love, Tigger!, Lukki, and a whole host of
other gorgeous creatures. DJ MomoTaro will
keep your toes tapping all night long! |
August
20
, 2006
Ask
the Experts
Coney Island Museum
Time TBA, $5
(I'll
pay YOU if you stay for the whole reading!)
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Save
the date for Lukki's very long durational
performance art piece with a very long
title: "Coney Island and Spectacle
as Total-Body Experience - A 13-Hour Academic
Spectacular in Which We Find Our Heroine
Chained to a Podium for an Interminable
Period, With All the Agony and Sublime
Joy That This Might Entail." Yes,
that's right, when invited to participate
in the "Ask the Experts" series
at Coney Island I thought, hmmm...what
should I present? And I answered to myself
in a very rational voice, fuck it, I'll
read the whole damn book! Watch Lukki
blur her speech (well, you've all seen
that before!) and teeter on the edge of
collapse as she reads the magnum opus
that has occupied her intellect for the
past 7 years.
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July
28, 2006
Moisty the Snowman's Christmas in July
Burlesque by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10
pm, $15
www.coneyislandusa.com
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Ole
My Gorsh, You Goyz! Who knew snow would
fall in July? Moisty the Snowman, everyone's
favorite urban ball of dirty snow, is
the mastermind behind tonight's evening
of festivities. As part of the always
amazing Burlesque by the Beach summer
series (every Friday night at 10 pm baby!),
Moisty brings you the darlings of Coney
Island, Bambi and Bunny Love, Little Brooklyn,
and ME! With a very special appearance
by Mother Nature herself! And remember,
gang, only 151 more shopping days 'til
Christmas!
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July
24, 2006
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Back
by popular demand, Dr. Lukki and her darling
students from the Drama Department at
New York University will show you what
they've learned this semester in "The
History of American Burlesque" course,
taught by their enigmatic professor. The
students will be joined by guest lecturers
from the course who also happen to be
neo-burlesque legends including Dirty
Martini, James "Tigger!" Ferguson,
Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Julie Atlas
Muz, Scotty the Blue Bunny, The World
Famous *BOB*. Hosted by and starring Lukki,
the Lucille Ball of burlesque.
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July
14, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Thrilled
to join the throngs of office workers
muscled out of the meat packing district
and all those bachelorettes drinking out
of penis straws, Lukki returns to the
Slipper Room stage for the millionth time
this year. If you missed her last marathon
run at the Slipper Room, then you should
kick yourself because Lukki recited a
lovely performance art poem, written by
the audience from fragments of the Declaration
of Independence, an event that happens
but once a year. Lukki will be digging
deep into the archive tonight to bring
you an old time classic as well as some
of her new favorites.
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July
5, 2006
Doctor Donut's First Wednesday of the
Month Show!
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Diabolical Doctor Donut is definately my
favorite Super Mutant Super Hero ever! Come
see why any night with Dr. Donut will keep
you on the edge of your seat and screaming
for more. He's diabolical, he's grotesque,
and he's a donut. Tonight is the "NOT
the Fourth of July" Show and features
Lukki's tribute to the good old red, white
& blue! |
June
30 & July 1, 2006
The Hot Box &
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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This
must be your Lucky weekend! Go to the Slipper
Room at any point on Friday or Saturday
night and you will get to see the Luck-ster
in the flesh! That's right, Friday AND Saturday
night! Management has set up a cot for me
in the corner so I can remain dewey fresh
at all times! I could blabber some more
about how great this night is and how great
all the performers are but you already know
that. So go to the Slipper
Room's website and look that
shit up yourself. I can't wait to hang out
with you this weekend! |
June
25, 2006
Lobster Boy's Toxic Tiki Lounge Party
Artlington Theater n'
Ale House
Arlington, VA
7 pm, $12
www.lobsterboy.net
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No,
those are not typos and, yes, the show starts
at 7. No, that's 7 at night. Lukki is THRILLED
to be sharing the stage with her favorite
crustacean in the universe, Lobster Boy,
the sea creature responsible for bringing
vaudeville and burlesque to the DC area!
Tonight features ME! and sharing the car
ride down, the super fierce and gor-geous
Ms Tickle, Swami Yomahmi, Fullbladder, Mr.
Esoteric, Kitten Victorian, Card Girl, and
probably a gazillion other sideshow geeks
and girlie show beauties! And don't miss
the screening after the show of Attach
of The Killer Leeches. New
York's DJ Momotaro spins the vinyl tunes. |
June
24, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Just
in case you don't have the most fun of the
entire year at the Mermaid Parade at Coney
Island, come visit me at the Slipper Room
where I will keep that party going! All
the fun and fancy you've come to expect
from Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs. Tonight
features Zog and his Testicles hosting,
Delirium Tremens, Peekaboo Pointe, and Dottie
Lux. Oh, and little old me. |
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Monday
Night Burlesque at Galapagos is curated
and hosted tonight by the lovely Selena
Vixen! Stop by for an evening of wet and
nautical numbers sure to entertain! The
show starts at 10 pm and we'll be entertaining
you for hours and hours! Come visit at one
of my favorite spots in NYC to max and relax
and let your wallet take a break. This show
is free. That's right, kids, I said (or
wrote) FREE! We'll see you there! |
June
16 , 2006
MY
BIGGEST FAN
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
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Pinchbottom
presents an evening of FAN-tastic Burlesque!
An evening of all fan acts featuring stars
of the burlesque stage including ME!, Jo
Boobs, Dirty Martini, Delirium Tremens,
Little Brooklyn, Scarlet Sinclair, Ruby
Valentine, Veronika Sweet, Albert Cadabra,
and Belle-Morte Baudelaire! Hosted by Nasty
Canasta & Jonny Porkpie! |
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Lukki
presents another WORLD PREMIERE tonight
entitled "Cultural Pastiche and Forged
Identities: Yma Sumac and Carmen Miranda"
or "How They Do It In Peru".
Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens bring
you Starshine Burlesque, a fun evening
complete with lovely ladies and funny
comics. Every week features different
acts -- you never know what to expect
except great entertainment is guaranteed!
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June
9
, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Lukki
has just returned from Vegas and is ready
to show all of New York one of the many
things she learned at the Miss Exotic World
Competition: West Coast = Costumes, East
Coast = Concepts! Continuing her promise
made May 5th (scroll down for more on THAT
one!), tonight features the WORLD PREMIERE
of "A Pretty Girl/Boy" that features
cross dressing and man breasts, rubber gloves,
and, of course, a strobe light and venetian
blinds...This number is not for the faint
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JUNE
6 , 2006
Surf
Burlesque
Bowery Poetry Club
10pm, $10
308
Bowery at 1st St.
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Lukki
may have a PhD but this little lady is truly
a Professor of Burlesque...Jo Boobs, winner
of "Best Bump 'N Brind" at the
NYBF 2005, brings to you Surf Burlesque!
Tonight come watch Jo, The World Famous
BOB, Honi Harlow, ME and a whole host of
others battle out the good, the bad, and
the ugly in their version of the "Wild
Wild West"! In case you have been asleep
for years, learn more about Jo and the neo-burlesque
movement at www.gstringsforever.com.
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MAY
28, 2006
Miss
Exotic World
Las Vegas
8pm, $50
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The
event you have been waiting for the ENTIRE
YEAR! The Miss Exotic World Competition
kicks off on Friday, May 26th and continues
until the sun rises on Memorial Day! I
can't even begin to get into all the glamour,
living legends, and straight up spectacle
that's going on this glorious weekend
-- they can tell you more than I can at
www.exoticworldusa.com.
Lukki's performing at the star-studded
Gala.
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MAY
13 , 2006
Vital Theatre
2162 Broadway (@76th Street,
4th Floor)
11 pm, $15
www.vitaltheatre.org
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Come
see what Honi
Harlow's been up to all season
long at the Vital Theatre and what New
York Cool has to say about
it! Starring Scotty the Blue Bunny making
a mess of everything, Lukki the Great
Fire of Chicago, and a whole host of lovely
boys and girls. As always, sign-interpreted
for the hearing impaired!
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MAY
12 , 2006
Viva
Las Vegas!
Otto Bar
Baltimore
9 pm, $12
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An
All Star cast joins forces to present
a pre-Exotic World extravaganza featuring
the adorable Trixie
Little and the Evil Hate Monkey
Miss
Saturn, and ME! Hosted by none
other than The
World Famous Bob! Drive, run,
walk, take the China Town bus, just GET
THERE! Baltimore is waiting for us! Tonight's
performance is dedicated to the memory
of Bun-Bun.
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May
5 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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After
a recent prop debacle which simply cannot
be put into writing (those who were there
will have it forever etched into their
memory despite attempts to dispel it),
Lukki continues her mad dash to create
a new act every week! See what kind of
crap she comes up with tonight! Hosted
by the one and only Scotty the Blue Bunny
and starring ME! along with Little Brooklyn,
Darlinda, and Gigi. DJ MomoTaro keeps
your groove going!
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May
3, 2006
Doctor Donut's First Wednesday of the
Month Show!
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Diabolical Mutant Super-Villain hereforth
known to you peons as DOCTOR DONUT takes
over the Slipper Room the first Wednesday
of every month! Tonight features Julie
Atlas Muz, Miss Saturn, and Lukki in an
evening sure to keep you on the edge of
your seat. Who knows what the evil Doctor
Donut has in store for these lovely ladies.
[insert evil laugh here]
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May
2, 2006
The Anna Copa Cabanna Show
The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery at 1st St.
7:30 pm, $6
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Australian
showgirl Anna Copa Cabanna brings you
a glammed-up, rocked-out version of the
70s variety show! Featuring the lovely
sounds of Anna & the MG5, The Trachtenburg
Family Slideshow Players, and Les Sans
Culottes. Dance performances by The Copa
Cobanna Dancers and Mr. B's Vaudeville
All Stars. You'll definately get your
six bucks worth of entertainment tonight!
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April
22 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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WHAT?
Bunny Love, Bambi, Harvest Moon, Miss
Saturn, Scotty the Blue Bunny, and me,
all for FIVE BUCKS? I need not say more...See
you there.
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Dr.
Lukki's gonna school all you little darlings
on the birds & the bees! Don't miss
the WORLD PREMIER of this lovely number!
Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens bring
you this weekly show featuring the best
and the brightest of the NY stage! A rotating
schedule of talented gals and gents bringing
you everything from circus acts to burly-q
(with an emphasis on the Q).
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APRIL
8 , 2006
Vital Theatre
2162 Broadway (@76th Street,
4th Floor)
11 pm, $15
www.vitaltheatre.org
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You
can find me performing tonight on Broadway!
That's right, kids, this is a REAL theatre!
Do come and visit me! Scotty
the Blue Bunny is hosting so
you know what to expect... Brought to
you by Honi
Harlow.
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APRIL
6 , 2006
"Burlesque from the Trenches"
Starshine
Burlesque
Rafifi
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
10
pm, $15
www.starshineburlesque.com
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JUST
ADDED! A very special themed evening,
"Burlesque from the Trenches,"
featuring a crazy gorgeous line up of
beautiful ladies including Julie
Atlas Muz, Dirty
Martini, Nasty Canasta, and
ME! As always, Little Brooklyn and Creamy
Stevens bring you this PAR-TAY every Thursday
night!
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MARCH
25, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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You
know the scoop with this night! Come early
so that you can get a seat before the
burlesque paparazzi and the bachelerette
parties show up! Really, it's always a
good time at The Slipper Room! Tonight
features Lukki, Miss
Saturn, Peekaboo Point, and
Delirium Tremens. Hosted by the Zog. DJed
by the Best (and HOTTEST!) DJ in the Biz,
DJ MomoTaro!
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Tuesday,
March 21st
Julie Atlas Muz' Deflowered: A Celebration
of the Vernal Equinox
Deitch
Projects
18 Wooster Street
b/w Canal & Grand
212.343.7300
6-9:30 pm (dance every 1/2 hour)
FREE
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Get
it straight, sweetie, this is Art -- A
- R - T -- Art with a capital A! A site-specific
extravaganza or happening created by Julie
Atlas Muz and starring ME, James Tigger!
Ferguson, Linda Dirty Martini, The World
Famous *BOB*, Kate Valentine, Lesley Bunnel
Rus, Laure Leber, Vanessa Walters, David
Bishop, Antonio & other fabulous stars
of the New York City stage! Music performed
live by Lance Cruce, Armen Ra & Benjamin
Marcantoni. Don't miss this one -- it's
free and it's gonna be FAB-U-LUS!
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Joining
forces tonight is an unbelievable line
up of burlesque stars including Julie
Atlas Muz and Lukki! The lovely
ladies are cooking up some truly special
treats for you. All I gotta say is if
someone asks for a volunteer, I highly
suggest you get your arm in the air as
fast as humanly possible! As always with
this bunch, expect the unexpected!
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MARCH
11, 2006
Vital Theatre
2162 Broadway (@76th Street,
4th Floor)
11 pm, $15
www.vitaltheatre.org
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That's
right, honeys, this joint is practically
Broadway! Lukki loves performing in this
lovely theatre with comfy seats, a huge
stage, and the cutest cocktail waitresses
you've ever seen! Brought to you by Honi
Harlow.
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MARCH
10, 2006
The Slipper Room
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
longest running burlesque night in New York
City brings you special guests every week!
You just never know what to expect so come
early and stay late! |
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Dust
off those sparklers and whip out your red, white
and blue for a pre-Independence Day Spectacular!
Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque will bring you
some fireworks you'll never forget! This month
stars special surprise guests, Peekaboo Pointe,
and, as always, Cousin Rooster, Julie Atlas Muz,
Dr. Lucky, and Boinky the Clown. Wanted! Wild
Bandits of Burlesque brings you the best and the
brightest burlesque legends, art stars, and circus
side show freaks! Part saloon, part salon, the
last Tuesday of every month brings death-defying
novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls, campfire sing
alongs, and an evening of guaranteed side-splitting
laughter and eye-popping thrills. The Double D
Ranch Wranglers are giving you a recession special
you'll never forget! NO COVER EVER! Come early
for live honky-tonk music and stay late -- kitchen
closes at 2 am. DJ Momotaro spinning the shit-kicking
tunes all night long. Happy Trails!
JUST
FIVE MORE WANTED! WILD BANDITS OF BURLESQUE REMAIN
BEFORE WE HIT THE TRAILS!!!
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Saturday,
June 27, 2009
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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I'm
back at the pizza parlor in Connecticut! Look
at my career soar, people! Really, kids, I'm thrilled
to come back to Bridgeport to spread a little
glamour over those Connecticutters. Last time
we were met with a huge crowd demanding autographs
and MORE MORE MORE! I was even on the radio! No
shit I'm BIG TIME FAMOUS in Bridgeport. Well,
that's enough bragging. I've hit the big time!!!
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Ten
will compete! Only one will win! We are thrilled
to announce our incredible lineup of amazing Big
Apple peelers: Bunny Love, Jenny C'est Quoi, Jezebel
Express, Lana Larue, Lefty Lucy, Lily Stitches,
Miss Elixer, N, Philly Caramel, Selena Varius,
and Rose Wood. Help choose New York City's Ambassador
of Burlesque at the Toronto Burlesque Festival!
Dr.
Lucky and The New York School of Burlesque have
partnered with The Toronto Burlesque Festival
to find the fiercest, foulest, most fabulous peeler
in the Big Apple! The winner of Strip Search New
York City will receive a prime performance spot
at The Toronto Burlesque Festival serious bragging
rights, and tons of other awards and accolades.
The Toronto Burlesque Festival will be held Thursday,
July 23rd through Sunday, July 26th. For more
information about the festival, go to www.TheTorontoBurlesqueFestival.com.
Our
fabulous judges are Tigger!, 2008 Toronto Burlesque
Festival Headliner; Jo Boobs, 2009 Toronto Burlesque
Festival Headliner; Darlinda Just Darlinda &
Clams Casino, 2009 Toronto Burlesque Festival
Performers; and all the way from Canada, Coco
Framboise, Toronto Burlesque Festival Representative.
The Silent Auction features gorgeous products
and services from our wonderful sponsors including
huge gift baskets filled to the rim from Babeland,
The Pontani Sisters, and Vivienne VaVoom; a bra
fitting and bra and panty set from Dirty Dolls
Lingerie; a giant bedazzled Amber Ray flower;
an original It's a Little Hat creation from It's
a Little Stormy; three Michelle L'Amour videos
and autographed photograph; original artwork from
Molly Crabapple; a signed, matted photograph by
Ed Barnas from the 2008 Toronto Burlesque Festival;
"a night out" at Slipper Room with free
admission and drinks for two; a $50 gift certificate
from Re/Dress; New York School of Burlesque products
and classes; original artwork from Dale Rio; a
Coney Island package with a genius deck of collector
art cards from Bambi the Mermaid, 4 tickets to
Burlesque by the Beach at the Coney Island Sideshow,
and a Michael Motorcyle limited edition and numbered
Coney Island poster donated by Lola Staar; and
a date with Bunny Love including a $75 gift certificate
to Rodeo Bar.
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Monday,
May 18, 2009
Creative Block @ the Obie Awards
Webster
Hall
8pm, $15
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/61078
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Who
decided to book the strippers for the Obie Awards?
WHO KNOWS but I'm thrilled to be part of this
amazing night! Look at this line up! Make sure
to buy your tickets ahead of time: Michael Musto,
Joey Arias and Basil Twist, Murray Hill, Angie
Pontani, Una Mimnaugh, Gravity Plays Favorites,
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Tigger!,
Project Jenny Project Jam, Sxip Shirey, Jollyship
the Whizbang, the Daisy Spurs, Broadway Brassy,
Little Miss Lixx, ME and many many more! DJ Randy
Bettis and DJ MomoTaro. This is going to be some
serious A-R-T, people!!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m241/drlukki/obiecopy.jpg
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I
think this is the season premiere of the Burlesque
By the Beach series at Coney Island! And I think
I'm SERIOUSLY going to loose my SHIT! Bambi the
Mermaid, curator and genius par none, is doing
a Grey Gardens show. All Grey Gardens all night!
I'm THRILLED to be STARRING in tonight's festivities
as BIG EDIE! I also will be performing my Grey
Gardens act that HEADLINED the NYBF in 2007. Stage
diving, eating cat food, getting attacked by racoons...
Don't you worry, people, no Grey Garden's id stone
is left unturned in this truly epic number! The
show stars Bambi the Mermaid, Tigger!, Little
Brooklyn, Clams Casino, Kit Kat, Sequinette, and
a host of other gorgeous Big and Little Edies!
DON'T MISS IT!!!
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Book
your trip on the Chinatown Bus NOW! I'm so honored
to be a part of HISTORY as we take over the Hustler
Club! Produced by Trixie Little & The Evil
Hate Monkey, tonight we will infiltrate Strip
Row in Baltimore with burlesque beauties, death-defying
novelty acts, and side-splitting comedy. Direct
from California the incomparable Catherine D'Lish
will perform her champagne glass number! Trixie
& Monk of course will be there and some circus
school friends Twigs & Berries will perform
some super hard acrobatics. Peekaboo Pointe will
be swinging from a stripper pole and Albert Cadabra
will entertain the kids with MAGIC! Where'd it
go?!? You'll NEVER KNOW! Hosted by the wonderful
and dominating Miss Astrid and DJed by the world's
best dressed DJ, MomoTaro. Seriously, this is
MAJOR. As in Major major. http://trixielittle.com/trixiephotos/elegance.jpg
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Friday,
April 17, 2009
Rachel
Shteir Book Release Party (8pm)
& The Hot Box (12 and 1:30 a.m.), $5
The
Slipper Room
www.slipperroom.com
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Boy
am I honored to be performing at Rachel Shteir's
book party! Her Striptease: The Untold History
of the Girlie Show was published by Oxford
University Press in 2006 (FANCY people) and reviewed
by yours truly in the Journal of Popular Culture
in 2007 (missed that one, huh?) She has written
another book on Gypsy Rose Lee published by Yale
University Press (2009) (FANCY again). I am honored
to be sharing the stage with other New York School
of Burlesque instructors including Jo Boobs and
Gal Friday. I will be performing a WORLD PREMIERE
burlesquing Gypsy Rose Lee's Stripteaser's Education.
Stick around because I'll be performing the late
set at the Slipper Room... Now THIS will be an
ELEGANT night!
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Wanna
pull a real prank on your office mates this April
Fool's? Take 'em to Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque
on March 31st and watch the clock strike 12 and
the shenanigans begin with more whoopee cushions
than you could shake a stick at! Wanted! Wild
Bandits of Burlesque presents the best and the
brightest burlesque legends, art stars, and circus
side show freaks! This month stars special guests
Ekaterina and Little Brooklyn and, as always,
Cousin Rooster, Julie Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lucky.
Part saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday of every
month features death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous
showgirls, campfire sing alongs, and an evening
of guaranteed side-splitting laughter and eye-popping
thrills. Come early for live honky-tonk music
and stay late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ
Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes
all night long. Happy Trails!
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Saturday,
March 28, 2009
Evil
Hate Monkey's 30th Bday Party
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Can
it be true that that simpering simian is still
in his 20s?!? EGAD! Thank God we get to beat Monkey
30 times. I really cannot wait. I have built a
banana whip and will be stripping out of a banana.
Not at the same time, of course. Trixie Little
& The Evil Hate Monkey have amassed a beautiful
line up of the best and brightest to celebrate
Monkey being pushed out of his mother's vagina
into this wonderful world. Come see Trixie Little
& The Evil Hate Monkey, Dirty Martini, Yours
Truly (that's MOI!), Bradford Scobie hosts and
DJ MomoTaro spins.
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Bunny
Love's Spring Equinox celebration tonight at the
Slipper Room! Last year's debut of the all nude
band called NUDE was a gorgeous aray of beautiful
nude musicians (and non-musicians). I think we
even had a rehearsal and everything. The lineup
is fantastic, the band is on the cutting edge
of musical mastery, and everyone will be nude.
I'll be coming straight from class with my costume
already put on. TEE HEE. See you there. Clothing
optional! COME CELEBRATE SPRING!!!
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Sunday,
March 8, 2009
Intermediate/Advanced Act
Development Workshop
The
Palace of Wonders
12-4 pm, $75
Washington, DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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This
course will help you improve your performance
skills as you gain confidence, know how, and a
few "tricks" of the trade. The course
will include group activities and exercises as
well as an individualized session with the instructor
and fellow students. By giving and receiving constructive
feedback, you will learn to rid yourself of bad
performance habits as well as develop those skills
that make your act and character unique. Performance
experience required. Bring one completed or in
development act that you want to workshop. Class
limited to 8 participants.
Tickets
available at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.BrownPaperTickets.com/producer/11233
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Saturday,
March 7, 2009
Persona and Charater
Development Workshop
The
Palace of Wonders
1-6, $95
Washington, DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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What
do drag queens and clowns (good ones at least)
have in common? They are able to "pull off"
their characters by creating and sustaining believable
(or unbelievable) stage personae. The stage persona
can be anything from an extension of self to a
fantastic flaming creature and finding your inner
"queen" is an effective way to connect
with the audience and tell a story. Through theatre
and improvisation exercises, writing prompts,
and movement activities, this workshop will provide
a framework, techniques, and the creative space
to begin the process of birthing and developing
a flamboyant stage persona. Some burlesque or
performing experience suggested but not required.
Tickets
available at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.BrownPaperTickets.com/producer/11233
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I'm
heading all the way down to Washington DC to spend
the one year anniversary of the Dutch Oven with
my darling drag daughter, Li'l Dutch, creater
and producer of this monthly show at the Palace
of Wonders, the place in DCs to watch burlesque
and sideshow! Enjoy the sideshow artifacts while
you gawk at human oddities and pretty girls (sometimes
at the same time!) There's a fabulous lineup so
don't miss out! Party favors and festivies to
be had by ALL!
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque has been extended AGAIN!
Come celebrate with the Double D Ranch Wranglers,
Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lucky, and Bradford Scobie
as Cousin Rooster! Tonight's roundup stars the
genius musician/storyteller, Sxip, and the always
colorful Darlinda Just Darlinda. Part saloon,
part salon, the last Tuesday of every month features
death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls,
campfire sing alongs, and an evening of guaranteed
side-splitting laughter and eye-popping thrills.
Joining us are some of the best and brightest
burlesque legends, art stars, and circus side
show freaks this side of the Rocky Mountain!
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Friday,
February 13, 2009
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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Glamour,
people, glamour!!! Listen, apparently the Two
Boots in Bridgeport is not like the Two Boots
in the East Village -- they have curtains and
a stage and fanciness! What do you want from me?
It's Connecticul for Christ's sake! I'm thrilled
that Thirsty Girl Productions has invited me back
for the second installation of FILTHY GORGEOUS
BURLESQUE! We will be infultrating that pizza
parlour with a lot of glamour and mayhem! Hosted
by The World Famous *Bob* and starring ME, Miss
Saturn, Ruby Valentine, and Gigi LaFemme. DJ MomoTaro
spins tunes all night long.
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This
is an INCREDIBLE lineup to celebrate our wonderful
Pinkie Special's soon departure to FRANCE. That's
France, baby! Bunny Love, Bambi, Darlinda Just
Darlinda, Aimee Animal, Audry Crabtrea, Jo Boobs,
Tigger, Bradford Scobie, Miss Tickle, Velocity
Child, Chips Ahoy, It's a Little Stormy, Camillicious,
GoGoat Boy, and Pinkie Special.
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Thursday,
January 22, 20089
Bunny
Love's Little Friday Show
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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I
know it's cold outside but it's going to be hot
at BUNNY LOVE'S LITTLE FRIDAY SHOW!!! This month
we bring you CLOWNS AND POLITICS as we celebrate
the end of Bush's tragically comic reign and the
hope of a new era with some classic clowns of
burlesque: Lukki, Creamy Stevens, and Bunny Love!!!
Of course there will be erotic ballon art and
some pie in your face, if you're lucky!?! So let's
celebrate a new era! Come on down and we'll have
a make out party!
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Sunday,
January 18, 2009
Obama Wonderama
Warehouse Theater
1021 7th Street NW
Washington, DC
Price: $25 in Advance, $30 at Door
8 pm - 2 am
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I'm
thrilled to be in the nation's capital to say BYE
BYE BUSH and HELLO OBAMA! Change is gonna come,
people! A Burlesque and Sideshow Inauguration Celebration!!
Featuring Three Sets of Extraordinary Entertainers
from DC and NYC! Enjoy drink specials, DJ sets and
art galleries between performances! Starring Ava
After Dark, Bella Donna, Candy Del Rio, Clams Casino
from NYC, Dr. Lucky from NYC, Dulce de Leche from
NYC, Gary Gutter, L'il Dutch, Mab Just Mab, Malibu,
Miss Joule, DJ P-Vo, ShortStaxx, Sugar Ann Spice
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Friday,
December 26, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Did
you get everything you wanted for Christmas? Well
rest assured! You will get what Santa forgot to
slip into your stocking tonight at the Slipper
Room! I'm super excited to be a hosting an evening
of outstanding talents, death defying thrills,
and gorgeous show girls, all wrapped up in a post-modern
package that makes politics palatable! Come by
for our very special "Secret Santa Gift Exchange!"
Simply bring some piece of crap you have no intention
of using and exchange it for some other piece
of crap! It's Christmas all over again except
no annoying family members and a bar at your reach
at all times. See you then!!!
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Saturday,
December 20, 2008
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey's
4th Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
Creative
Alliance at the Patterson
Baltimore, MD
Shows at 7 & 10, $16
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I'm
thrilled to be performing at the 4th Annual HOLIDAY
SPECTAC-U-THON for the 4th year in a row! I just
can't get enough of these crazy kids and the super
festive Baltimore, the little city that could
(and does!) Nuts will be roasted and yule logs
will be laid...and you'll be REALLY glad the family
isn't around when you spend this racy pre-Christmas,
post-Hannukah night of debauchery with Baltimore's
beloved acrobatic burlesque superduo! Monkey plays
Santa, Trixie trims the trees and bushes and the
wry Austrian uber-hostess, Miss Astrid, will give
out the coal, while Dr. Lukki drinks all the eggnog
in the house!
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Come
celebrate Thanksgiving with the Double D Ranch
Wranglers, Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lucky, and Bradford
Scobie as Cousin Rooster, at Wanted! Wild Bandits
of Burlesque! Make your Exploitation of Native
Peoples celebration complete with all the peanuts
you can eat, a "hair pie" eating contest,
and a battle between cowboys and Indians. Joining
us at this month's festivities are Rudi Macaggi,
the world-renowned acromedian; Dirty Martini,
the stripping sensationalist; and Boinky the Clown,
Cousin Rooster's handy side kick. Tonight we're
also celebrating the recent elections and proud
that the UST&A has finally put CoUNTry FIRST!
Gather around the old campfire for smores, rump
steak, and pork 'n grind! You’ll be asking
for seconds, and thirds! Sheeeet, we might have
to kick your rump out when the rooster crows (and
the kitchen closes at 2am).
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Saturday,
November 15, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
ARS
NOVA
511 West 54th Street & 10th Ave.
8 pm, $10
TICKETS: https://www.smarttix.com
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired
by Scotland Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's
stolen gold pasties. With help from Det. Bloodpudding
(NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie),
secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Dr. Lucky) and sultry film noir
inspired mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these
hardboiled burlesque detectives leave no trick
unturned and no tassel untwirled. Dial "P"
for Pasties has been deemed "smart, funny
and dumb in all the best ways" at the Capital
Fringe Festival in DC, "Better than Wicked"
in Vermont, and met with standing ovations up
and down the Atlantic Seaboard! New numbers &
a new script!
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Friday,
November 14, 2008
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
eve of Dial "P" for Pasties and almost
the entire cast is booked at the Slipper Room
tonight (though bragging about the "entire
cast" may be an exaggeration since there's
only four people in the show!) But we've GENIUSLY
taken this opportunity to stage a dress rehearsal
for all you lovely people! There's a GREAT line
up tonight including MOI, Trixie Little &
The Evil Hate Monkey, Delirium Tremens, and a
host of others. Hosted by Jesus. Come early and
stay late: sets at 10:30, 12, and 1:30 with go
go dancing and shenanigans all night long!!!.
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Wednesday,
October 29, 2008
GENIUS STUDENT SHOWCASE
Doors at 7:30, Show at 8 p.m., $5
The Slipper Room (corner of Stanton & Orchard)
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Though
a huge fan of hyperpole, the title to tonight's
festivities is not an exaggeration! These kids are
smart, funny, & hot as hell! I'm thrilled to
present to the big beautiful world the lovely ladies
from the New York School of Burlesque 5-Week Intensive
Act & Character Development Workshop! These
kids have been working hard learning the ins and
outs of diva-dome and they are ready to take the
stage! Let's see how their edumacation has paid
off! Stellar performances by Jenny C'est Quoi, Lana
Jean, Maxie M'o, Plum Manchego, Sugar Snap LaRue,
Vanity Darling, and Victoria Privates, plus special
appearances by celebrity guests! Hosted by your
bodacious professor Dr. Lucky! With DJ MomoTaro
spinning the tunes. School never looked so good!
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Howdy
Partner! You don't wanna miss this month's saloon/salon
which features an all-star lineup of freaks, geeks,
and gorgeous gals! We are tickled pink to announce
the geniuses that are joining us this month: Art
Star & Downtown Celebrity, Taylor Mac; Award
Winning Burlesque Sensationalist, Jo Boobs; and
Nightlife Impresario and Queen of Country, Daniel
Nardicio. As always, the Double D Ranch Wranglers
-- Bradford Scobie, Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lucky,
& Boinky the Clown -- bringing you some super
fun shenanigans! Putting the CUNT back into COUNTRY!
Come early for live honky-tonk music at 9 pm and
stay late – kitchen closes at 2 am and Daniel
Nardicio will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes
all night long. Happy Trails!
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Saturday,
October 25, 2008
BOO-Lesque w/Zombie Ralph
Joe's Pub
11:30 pm; $15
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Boo-lesque
with Zombie Ralph is a rampant revue of vamping
vampires, Transylvanian trannies and gorgeous go-go-ghouls,
presented by your Master of Scare-a-Moanies, Zombie
Ralph! Despite his insatiable taste for human brains,
Zombie Ralph is a swell guy and his only desire
is to amuse and entertain you…and then eat
your brains. Accompanied by Drummy Mummy on drums,
(Eric Farber of The Fisherman Tiki Trio) and his
flamboyant, undead side-kick, Flamin-stein, (Stephan
Vara of The Plush Life) Zombie Ralph rolls out a
macabre mob of satanic strippers and batty acrobats:
Hula-hoopin', strippin' witch, Miss Saturn, will
have you spellbound! Stripper corpse, Tigger-mortis,
will make you stiff! Magnificent mutant, Rose Wood,
will freak you out! Stripper from the Black Lagoon,
Doctor Lukki, will do a fin dance! Sugary sweety,
Bunny Love, will give you a rush! Dancing dead baby,
Bambi Cornstar, just might make you spit up! Plus:
Baltimore's Acrobatic Burlesque Duo Trixie Little
& the Evil Hate Monkey will raise the Bride
of Monkeystein from the dead! She's Aliiive! Yikes!
Chain-rattling meets tassel-twirling in this ax-stravaganza
where the ghosts boo-kaki and the skeletons are
ribbed for your pleasure!
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Sunday,
October 19, 2008
Kitty
Nights
Bar on A (140 Avenue A at 11th)
9 pm, $5
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This
is my first time at Kitty Nights and I'm thrilled
to be HOSTING the evening's festivities! MEOW! I
think Lana, the Lowered Expectations contestant
#269, will take over tonight -- she's very frisky
and ready to POUNCE! Fem Appeal puts together quite
a show so make sure you come ready to be entertained.
And on a slight side note, today is Kate Valentine's
40th bday so make sure you give her a bday spanking!
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Saturday,
October 11, 2008
VICTORIA!
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
10-4, shows at 12 & 1:30
$10/$5 w/ RSVP (ftfvictoria@gmail.com)
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Tonight's
VICTORIA party celebrates Faux Queens and BURLESQUE
BABES! I don't know what they mean by "faux,"
honey, because there is nothing but real queen
here, but I do appreciate all human beings' abilities
to self identify. I am HOSTING and I'm PROUD to
be the mistress of ceremonies of such an amazing
show! Featuring Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just
Darlinda, Harley Dear, Martini Twins, and Howling
Vic, with stylists Coco Lareau and Alta and go
going with Blu Mystique, Blackie Deuce, &
Lena. DJ Dan Fishback spins.
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Friday,
October 10, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
1:30 am, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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So,
we're trying something new here, kids. Yours truly
will be showing up in the middle of the night
to do two, count 'em 2, numbers at 1:30. Yes,
that's right, 1:30 in the morning. Really not
that shocking, I suppose, but this is not the
Box, people, and it's Friday night and this bridge
and tunnel crowd most definately will have been
out since happy hour. So, I'm going to bring some
sick, messy shit to throw (literally & figuratively)
at the kids. Buyer beware. OH! There's also a
whole other show happening starting at 10:30 pm
but I have no idea who is performing since the
website hasn't been updated in 6 years.
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Saturday,
October 4,
2008
Le
Scandal
The Cutting Room
10:00 pm, $25
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I
cannot believe how time flies! I have not performed
at Le Scandal in abour 5 or 6 years, and I'm super
excited to join a stellar cast of amazing talent!
Hosted by The World Famous *Bob* and starring
ME!, Ekaterina, Ravi, and many more! Belly dnace,
sword swallowing, aerial acts, burlesque, comedy,
and live music with the NYC Blues Devils!
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Friday,
October 3, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Here
we go, kids! Another night at Slipper Room with
surprise special guests and who knows who's performing?
WOW! Upcoming in July, huh? I love this little
place that is always full of surprises... Please
come join me it's guaranteed to be FUN! Don't
miss my Pony act (sans rainbow) that I premiered
recently at the New York Burlesque Festival.
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Howdy
Partner! You don't wanna miss this month's saloon/salon
which features an all-star lineup of freaks, geeks,
and gorgeous gals including Miss Exotic World
2008 First Runner Up, Lux La Croix and Singing
Sensationalist, Melody Sweet. As always, the Double
D Ranch Wranglers -- Bradford Scobie, Julie Atlas
Muz, and Dr. Lukki -- bringing you some super
fun shenanigans! New productions numbers! New
audience participation! Come early for live honky-tonk
music at 9 pm and stay late – kitchen closes
at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking
tunes all night long. Happy Trails!
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September
18-19 & 25-26, 2008
V-Love
Wow Caf
59-61 East 4th St.
8 pm, $12
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After
a 10-year hiatus on the burlesque stage, Dr. Lukki
is thrilled to announce her return to the off-off-Broadway
stage! That's right kids, I've been excavating
my earliest childhood memories, working on my
character's motivation, and developing my "instrument's"
motor memory. No kidding, I've got tons of lines
and everything! Do come witness a Tony Award Winning
Performance – "Shit! LINE!" (that's
theatre talk, people!) -- before it moves to Off
Broadway… or at least down the street to
another off-off Broadway theatre with air conditioning!
Moving on UP, people! Directed by Scout Durwood,
Written by Lucile Scott, and starring ME and a
whole cast of talented ladies!
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Lukki
is honored to be performing in the Sixth Annual
New York Burlesque Festival (for the sixth year
in a row)! After headlining last year's Friday
night festivities (stage dive & all! YES!),
I'll be returning to perform at the Saturday night
Spectacular! I'm thrilled to be a part of this
beautiful weekend of events!
There's bazillions of gorgeous people performing
so make sure you get your tickets NOW. The NYBF
always sells out.
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September
18 ,
2008
Bunny Love's Little Friday Show
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
sick & twisted Playboy Bunny on Crack, Bunny
Love, is throwing her own fucked up spice into
the cake mix this weekend! [Yes, people, Thursday
counts as the weekend!] After the NYBF's Thursday
night Teaser Party, Bunny Love hosts her little
Friday Party starring ME!, Rose Wood, Lux La Croix,
Tanya Cheeks, Vixen Violette, and a ton of other
gorgeous out of towners looking to throw down
with some performance art burlesque, baby! Monster/Beauties
REPRESENT!!! Show starts at midnight (in case
you missed the opening night of V-Love you can
catch me HERE!)
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It's
that time of the month again! Just
in case you want to relive last month's epic extravaganza
-- or if you blacked out and need a reminder --
the ever so talented and generous Lucien Samaha
documented the festivities for us: http://www.mondolucien.net.
SHHEEEET!!! You don't wanna miss this month's
saloon/salon which features an all-star lineup
of freaks, geeks, and gorgeous gals including
Singing Sensationalist, Amber Ray; the Silky Siren
of Burlesque, Harvest Moon; and Master Storyteller
Sans Words, Zero Boy. Bradford Scobie stars as
Rooster Ropeburne, a distant cousin, sibling,
and uncle of Cousin Rooster, and Dr. Lukki with
two -- count 'em TWO (come on, you can do it Rooster!)
-- new numbers to knock your pants off!!! Come
early for live honky-tonk music with the Second
Fiddles at 9 pm and stay late – kitchen closes
at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking
tunes all night long. Happy Trails!
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Monday,
August 25, 2008
Monday Night Burlesque
Public
Assembly
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $10
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Public
Assembly (formerly known as Galapagos Art Space)
is proud to continue hosting the long-running
Monday Night Burlesque! Tonight's editionis curated
by the fun and fanciful Clams Casino! Starring
MOI, Clams, Ruby Valentine, and a host of other
tantalizing festivities to keep you entertained!
The "Fresh Faces" Newbie showcase starts
at 8 -- come support new talent as they try their
hand at a truly democratic art form!
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Saturday August 23rd, 2008
The Year in Rainbow Finale
The
Zipper Factory
336
West 37th Street
10pm,
$20
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda and Thirsty Girl Productions Present:
THE YEAR IN RAINBOW FINALE! The Most Colorful
Burlesque Blowout of the Year! Starring
Amber Ray, The Animal Crackers, Amy Animal, Bambi
the Mermaid, Bunny Love, Clams Casino, Darlinda
Just Darlinda, Dr. Lukki, Glenn Marla, Little
Brooklyn, Miss Saturn, Pinkie Special, Sequinette,
Shelly the Singing Siren and Surprise Guests!
Tickets
& info: www.thezipperfactory.com
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I'm
thrilled to be a part of Coney Island's Sideshow
by the Seashore legendary Burlesque by the Beach!
This installation will be truly inspiring as BAMBI
THE MERMAID presents A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM:
SURREALIST FANTASY. That title alone should be
enough for you to hope on the F train and spend
the evening with the freaks and the geeks at Coney
Island! Free fireworks on the Boardwalk and roller
skating at Dreamland Roller Skating Rink round
out your night...
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August
1 and 2, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Boy
it has been a spell since I've performed at one
of my favorite stomping grounds, the Slipper Room!
I have no idea who's performing because the website
is out of date but that's just part of the charm
of this crazy space! So come by and be surprised!
Sets at 10:30, 12, and 1:30. That's a shit load
of entertainment for 5 bucks. That's right, 5
bucks!
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Wednesday,
July 30th, 2008
VICTORIA!
A FAUX QUEEN CABARET
Dixon Place (258 Bowery)
$12 (students)/$15; 8 pm
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The
Victoria party at Stonewall brings its Faux Queen
Cabaret to Dixon Place as part of the HOT! Festival!
Hosted by the World Famous *Bob* and featuring
a whole host of female female impersonators, female
drag queens, and gorgeous nut balls showing the
boys how it's done!
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I
thought we might have gotten run out of town after
last month's edition of Wanted! Wild Bandits of
Burlesque! But have no fear, the saloon/salon
returns to the little stage that could this Tuesday
night! Joining the Double D Ranch wranglers --
Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford Scobie
as Cousin Rouster -- are special guests Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey and Boinky the
Clown. Come early for live music at 9 pm and stay
until late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night
long. Happy Trails!.
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I
love these crazy Pinchbottom kids for throwing
together such epic shows! Listen people, we're
talking rehearsals and scripts! AND it's part
of some fancy pants theatre festival the name
of which escapes me AND since the Collective Un:Conscious's
basement is filled to the rim with feces (sad
but really gross!) the show has been moved to
the The Flea Theatre which is owned by some fancy
star. ANYWHO, the show is always fun so check
out the line-up and JOIN US! It's WAR!!!
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July
3-July 6, 2008
Rothbury
Music Festival
Rothbury,
Michigan
$250 and up
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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I'm
freaking out that I have to entertain 40,000 hippies
with my glamour this weekend but am also super
excited to be part of the excessive spectacular
ESTABLISHMENT, a circus/glamour/party in a box
tent featuring the Dresden Dolls, the Yard Dogs,
Stephanie from the Bindlestiff's Family Circus,
Sxip's Hour of Charm, Trixie Little & The
Evil Hate Monkey, Scotty the Blue Bunny, and a
host of other fabulous entertainers. Drop some
acid and teeter over to our pink-striped tent
to escape the hippies and all that tie dye (which
frankly should just be called tie DIE)...
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque returns for its montly
installation of the best and brightest burlesque
legends, art stars, and circus side show freaks!
Part saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday of every
month features death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous
showgirls, campfire sing alongs, and an evening
of guaranteed side-splitting laughter and eye-popping
thrills. The Double D Ranch wranglers -- Julie
Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin
Rouster -- are putting the cunt back into country
and bringing you a hoedown you'll never forget!
Our special guests this month include The World
Famous *Bob*, Bunny Love, and Boinky the Clown.
Come early for live music at 9 pm and stay until
late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night
long. Happy Trails!.
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Monday,
June 23, 2008
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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It's
that time of year again! Back by popular demand,
Dr. Lucky and her darling students from the Drama
Department at New York University will show you
what they've learned this semester in "The
History of American Burlesque" course. And
that's right! They'll be graded! Our panel of
celebrity guest judges include Darlinda Just Darlinda,
Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, and Cherry Cheesecake.
The students will be joined by guest lecturers
from the course who also happen to be neo-burlesque
legends including The World Famous *Bob*, Jo "Boobs"
Weldon, Rose Wood, and, of course, Dr. Lucky.
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Sunday,
June 22, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
The
Birchmere
Alexandria, VA
8 pm, $20
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired
by Scotland Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's
stolen gold pasties. With help from Det. Bloodpudding
(NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie),
secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film noir inspired
mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled
burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned and
no tassel untwirled. Dial "P" for Pasties
has been deemed "smart, funny and dumb in
all the best ways" at the Capital Fringe
Festival in DC, "Better than Wicked"
in Vermont, and met with standing ovations up
and down the Atlantic Seaboard!
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Friday,
June 20, 2008
Fish 'N' Chips!
THE OTTOBAR
2549 N. Howard St.
Baltimore, MD
Doors at 9, Show at 10
Price: $12 ADV
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Brits
be warned: mockery ahead! After a month performing
in jolly ol' England, Trixie and Monkey return
home to Baltimore to flip-n-strip a tribute to
all things British. With friends from across the
pond...or
at least with a fake British accent: The regal
pomposity of Dr. Donut, the bawdy, nearly Oxford-educated
brains of Dr. Lukki, a swinging 60's London soundtrack
by Momo Taro and more Benny Hill references than
you could fill a pint glass with! Don't be late...it's
considered rude in certain parts of the world,
you know. And don't miss Trixie's act that won
her two -- count 'em TWO -- awards at the Miss
Exotic World Competition in Las Vegas!
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Saturday,
June 14th, 2008
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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Glamour,
people, glamour!!! Listen, apparently the Two
Boots in Bridgeport is not like the Two Boots
in the East Village -- they have curtains and
a stage and fanciness! What do you want from me?
It's Connecticul for Christ's sake! We will be
infultrating that pizza parlour with a lot of
glamour and mayhem from Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn,
Gal Friday, Ekaterina, Draggin' Kitten, and MOI!
Hosted by the incomparable Miss Astrid. DJ MomoTaro
spins tunes all night long.
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Friday,
June 13th, 2008
MEAT:
A Performance
Tribute to Meatloaf
Collective:
Unconscious
279 Church St.
7:30 pm, $12
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ALL
MEATLOAF ALL NIGHT! Not the kind of meatloaf that
will make your stomache hurt -- well, actually,
that's not a defining characteristic -- but rather
the performa-rock king himself! That's right,
some of your favorite performers will rock the
Bat Out of Hell Album like you've never
seen before (and that's not hyperbole for
once!). Starring Dr. Lukki, Zhenesse, Glenn Marla,
Clams Casino, Adrienne Anemone, Nico & The
Astronaut, Amir & The Poisonous Ladies, and
hosted by Sharon Husbands.
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No
words can quite describe this weekend of complete
and utter glamour, excess, and extravagence! If
you aren't coming this year, start planning for
next! This year I am honored to be CO-HOSTING
the Friday Night Legends Performance with the
World Famous *Bob* and will be be busy with the
Burlesque Hall of Fame Oral History Project which
I began in 2007 and am currently curating. The
mission of the Oral History Project is to preserve
the histories and stories of burlesque legends,
producers, and designers past and present.
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Tuesday,
June 3, 2008
Match
Blank '77
Fortune Cookie Cabaret at Lucky
Cheng's
24 1st Avenue
10 pm, $5
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MATCH (BLANK) '77 recreates a certain beloved
TV game show of the shag carpet era; two contestants
attempt to match the answers of a panel of well-lubricated
celebrities, in a bawdy game of fill-in-the-blank.
Hosted by Clams Casino along with her lovely assistant,
Neil O'Fortune, it stars special celebrity panelists
Albert Cadabra, Anita Cookie, Dr. Lukki and Schaffer
the Darklord -- along with contestants from right
out of the audience!
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque's premiere was such
a smashing success that we're bringing you the
best and the brightest burlesque legends, art
stars, and circus side show freaks every month!
Part saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday of every
month features death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous
showgirls, campfire sing alongs, and an evening
of guaranteed side-splitting laughter and eye-popping
thrills. The Double D Ranch wranglers -- Julie
Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin
Rouster -- are putting the cunt back into country
and bringing you a hoedown you'll never forget!
Headlining are the Wau Wau Sisters and special
guests Kinko the Clown. Come early for live honky-tonk
music with the Second Fiddles at 9 pm and stay
late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night
long. Happy Trails!.
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Saturday,
May 24, 2008
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School
3pm-6pm, $10 ($15 for a table)
Lucky Cat Lounge
245 Grand St, Williamsburg
www.drsketchy.com
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Lukki
remembers the good old days when she was fresh to
the city, young and eager and robust, and her first
job was modeling for an art class in Brooklyn. Here
we are 10 years later and she's not so young anymore
but the point is she really hasn't gotten that far
now, has she? Really folks, Dr. Sketchy's has spawned
a book, branches in six cities and three countries,
paper dolls, and a movement. And Lukki is thrilled
to be a part of it as she stands still for you today!
You can bet that the costume is going to be really
really hard to draw because she want you darlings
to get your money's worth and WORK! |
Sunday,
April 20, 2007
Sweet
& Nasty
Rafifi
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
10
pm, $15
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Sweet
& Nasty present THE MASSACRE SHOW! Murder!
Fascism! War! Narcotics! And BOOBS! I'm thrilled
to be making my WORLD PREMIERE at Sweet &
Nasty right about when Rafifi's gonna close...
Timing's everything, kids, in show business! I've
been invited to help trash the place! SPRING BREAK
2008 FORT LAUDERDALE, baby!!! Come have fun with
us! Hosted by Tony & Pat and featuring ME,
Nasty Canasta, Broadway Brassy, and Run Around
Sue!
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Friday,
April 18, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Come
enjoy Slipper Room's new format -- go go starts
at 10:30 and first set by 11 pm. I swear it's
the truth. Go go and burlesque sets until 2:30
in the morning! I mean really, what more could
you want? Tonight I will be entertaining you crazy
kids during the early sets and am honored to share
the stage with Jo Boobs, Legs Malone, and Ruby
Fizz. Hosted by Mel Frye. See you there!!!
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired
by Scotland Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's
stolen gold pasties. With help from Det. Bloodpudding
(NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie),
secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film noir inspired
mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled
burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned and
no tassel untwirled. Called "smart, funny
and dumb in all the best ways" at the Capital
Fringe Festival in DC, the show stops at CA after
touring New England.
P.S.
Our sold out shows in Vermont were met with standing
ovations and great accolades including one enthusiastic
patron who proclaimed: "This was better than
Wicked!"
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Tuesday,
March 25th, 2008
WANTED!
The Wild Bandits of Burlesque
Rodeo Bar
375 3rd Avenue at 27th St.
New York, NY
11 pm, $TBA
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DOC
& JAM PRODUCTIONS brings you the WORLD PREMIERE
of WANTED! The Wild Bandits of Burlesque! Howdy
Partner! You best saddle up at the Double D Ranch
for a hoedown, honky tonk, hee haw, wild west
burlesque revue that's sure to be hotter than
Little House on the Pastie! Gather around the
old campfire for s'mores and tenderloin with a
side of extra-hot burly-q sauce. This BEEF will
not be recalled and is 100% UST&A approved!
You'll be asking for seconds--and thirds! Sheeeet,
we might have to kick your rump out when the rooster
crows (and the kitchen closes at 2am). WANTED's
Wild Bandits of Burlesque is gonna put the "cunt"
back in country and bring you an evening of saucy
pork 'n grind. Happy Trails! Starring the Burlesque
Stylings of Dirty Martini, Julie Atlas Muz, and
Dr. Lukki. With World Champion Trick Roper Chris
McDaniel and hosted by Bradford Scobie as Cousin
Rooster.
DJ MomoTaro spins shit kickers all night long.
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Saturday,
March 8th, 2008
SAVE
CONEY ISLAND Benefit
Southpaw
123 5th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
8pm, $15
adv/$20 door
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On
Saturday, March 8, 2008 the Save Coney Island
organization will join forces with Miss Cyclone,
Angie Pontani, Dianna Carlin of Lola Staar and
Jen Gapay of Thirsty Girl Productions to stage
a tilta-whirling event to promote awareness about
New York City's exciting new plan for the revitalization
of Coney Island. STARRING: MISS ASTRID, SCOTTY
THE BLUE BUNNY, MURRAY HILL, THE WORLD FAMOUS
PONTANI SISTERS, MISS CYCLONE: ANGIE PONTANI,
BAMBI: THE MERMAID QUEEN OF CONEY ISLAND, MISS
CONEY ISLAND 2007 EKATERINA, HELEN PONTANI, PEEKABOO
POINTE, LITTLE BROOKLYN, LUKKI, JO BOOBS, THE
ANIMAL CRACKERS.
Featuring: MISS SATURN, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
& PINKY SPECIAl, plus, THE WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*,
TRIXIE LITTLE & THE EVIL HATE MONKEY, KILSY,
THE FISHERMAN XYLOPHONIC ORCHESTRA, DJ MOMOTARO,
DJ BILL COLEMAN & MANY MORE TBA GUEST STARS!
Proceeds
from this event will go to The Coney Island History
Project, Save Coney Island, The Polar Bear Club
& Coney Island USA.
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Friday,
February 29, 2008
Student
Showcase
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
7 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Dr.
Lukki is thrilled to present to the big beautiful
world her students from the New York School of
Burlesque 5-Week Intensive Character Development
and Persona Workshop! These kids have been working
hard learning the ins and outs of diva-dome. Let's
see if their edumacation has paid off! Stellar
performances by Atta Girl, Candy Winks, Coco Lapearl,
Della Dare, Kristen Lee, La Maia, Lulita de la
Luna, Poppy T and Sapphire Jones. Hosted by your
bodacious professors Jo Boobs and Dr. Lukki! With
DJ MomoTaro spinning the tunes. School never looked
so good!
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February
23rd and 24th, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
Hooker [tee hee...] Dunham Theater
Brattleboro, VT 05301
$15/ $12 Students
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired
by Scotland Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's
stolen gold pasties. With help from Det. Bloodpudding
(NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie), secretary
Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian and PhD scholar
Lukki) and sultry film noir inspired mood music
spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled burlesque
detectives leave no trick unturned and no tassel
untwirled. Called "smart, funny and dumb in
all the best ways" at the Capital Fringe Festival
in DC, catch the show ints in New England tour.
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January
18th & 19th, 2008
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
The
Pinch Brothers in "Bawdy House"
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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Back
by popular demand! You the people have voted for
the return of your FAVORITE Pinchbottom
Burlesque show and here it is! The Marx show that
features Dr. Lukki's tribute to Marx -- Harpo
and Karl that is! An ambitious undertaking
replete with the worker's revolution, life-size
machine parts, and a story so tragic it'll make
you revolt! Pinchbottom is created and hosted
by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE and this
amazing show stars ALBERT CADABRA, ANITA COOKIE,
BASTARD KEITH, GIGI LaFEMME, LITTLE BROOKLYN,
ME!, NAUGHTIA NICE, NEIL O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO POINTE,
PRECIOUS LITTLE, RUBY VALENTINE, SCOTT RAYOW and
TIGGER! Advance ticket purchase highly suggested.
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda's Year in Rainbow continues this month
with the "color rainbow." How can"rainbow"
be "a" color, you ask? Well, learn the
answer to that very pressing question at tonight's
show! With an all-star lineup of performers performing
every color in the rainbow (in the rainbow order,
I might add -- please note the fine details, people!),
including Darlinda Just Darlinda, Rose Wood, MOI,
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December
31st, 2007
Burlesque O-Teque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
24 Hour Liquor License!
doors at 8, party til sun up!!
$75 = admission + open bar till 11:30!
$30 = admission
$25 = after midnight
www.galapagosartspace.com
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"New
Year's in New York Times Square Avoidance"
TopTen List. That's right, baby, our party heads
the list at #1! BROOKLYN BURLEQUE - O - TEQUE
is a fabulous, glamtastic, all star burlesque,
champagne soaked, rock n roll dance party for
the ages! Ring in the New Year without leaving
the little borough that could -- Brooklyn! New
Year's Eve Premier Party at Galapagos Art Space
will leave you with fond memories of 2007 - and
hopefully a few blacked out ones. With over 5
hours of entertainment from stars of the burlesque
stage, go go dancing, and YOU, we guarantee a
New Year's Eve to be remembered! Starring Trixie
Little and The Evil Hate Monkey, Dr. Lukki, Little
Brooklyn, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Nasty Canasta,
Jonny Porkpie, and a host of other gorgeous gals
and gents bringing you the best and the brightest
of the burlesque stage. Late night and "anything
goes" set starring Miss Saturn. Plus DJ Boyracer
spinning your fav indie, disco, punk, and rock
n roll party jams all night long! Out with the
clothed year in with the nude year! Forget those
chumps trying to catch a cab home from Manhattan
- do it Brooklyn style! Champagne toast at midnight,
an all-star lineup of NYC's best burlesque acts,
lots of making out, go go dancers, late night
DJ's and party until the sun comes up.
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Saturday,
December 22, 2007
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey's
3rd Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
Creative
Alliance at the Patterson
Baltimore, MD
Shows at 7 & 10, $16
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I'm
thrilled to be performing at the 3rd Annual HOLIDAY
SPECTAC-U-THON for the 3rd year in a row! I just
can't get enough of these crazy kids and the super
festive Baltimore, the little city that could
(and does!) Nuts will be roasted and yule logs
will be laid...and you'll be REALLY glad the family
isn't around when you spend this racy pre-Christmas,
post-Hannukah night of debauchery with Baltimore's
beloved acrobatic burlesque superduo! Monkey plays
Santa, Trixie trims the trees and bushes and the
wry Austrian uber-hostess, Miss Astrid, will give
out the coal, while Dr. Lukki drinks all the eggnog
in the house!
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Friday,
December 8, 2007
VICTORIA!
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
10-4, shows at 12 & 1:30
$10/$5 w/ RSVP (ftfvictoria@gmail.com)
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Okay,
kids, get your pens and paper out and take some
notes -- there's going to be a quiz at the end
of the night! "FTF" is a term used by
some transpeople to identify that though they
may have been born bioligically male, they have
always considered themselves female. I'm sure
that's review for all of you and I don't even
need to Mother Camp it by explaining what a "female
impersonator" is. And just to throw some
further gender bending into this wonderful queer
world, now some people with vaginas (born with
vaginas -- an important distinction here!) have
started a party dedicated to "FTFs, Faux
Queens, and the Gay Men Trapped inside our Vaginas."
In a binary gendered world we would simply look
at this phenomenon and say, well, they're just
women [intentional switch from sex to gender]
now aren't they? Not quite, my friends -- "post
post" does not go back to the original thing.
Whether you are confused or you TOTALLY GET THIS,
come to this party where Dr. Lukki will spin some
edumucated queer and trans theory on your asses!
I'm hosting and I'M PROUD! By the way, I'm currently
writing an essay about this that can be found
on my myspace blog (www.myspace.com/drlucky
-- it's part of the "Monster/Beauty"
post.) It's a great lineup so don't miss Victoria's
Duets Night! Bio King and Bio Queen performers!
Gender-bending burlesque,Go-Gos, DJs, Drag King
Shot Boys and Free
Vodka Shots: 10–11pm.
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Friday,
December 1, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Slipper Room is hosting a very special night tonight
with an all star lineup! Starring ME!, Harvest
Moon, Delirium Tremens, and Peekaboo Pointe! Come
join me as the sole blond bomshell of the evening
shares the stage with a bunch of bodacious brunettes!
Go go starts at 10:30 so come early for a good
seat! DJ Momotaro is gonna thrill you with his
vinyl tunes as we play, dance, and party until
the wee hours of the morning.
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Tuesday,
November 20, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th Ave.
10 pm
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Well
I thought Lotus was a fancy joint, which it is,
but now that Mistress Formika and the crew are
in there queering the joint out it's anything
goes! So though I've said in the past not to expect
dildos and masturbating with potatos at Lotus,
I may very well have changed my tune. Perhaps
you will all get to see the miracle of Little
Edie coming back to life (sans the stage diving
-- see the NYBF for more on that). Little Brooklyn
and Creamy Stevens bring you this night of burlesque,
go-go dancers, and super festive festivities!
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Friday,
November 2, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Like
a big bowl of chili and corn dogs at the end of
the night, Slipper Room is the gift that keeps
on giving! I am very happy to be performing tonight
with a host of lovely creatures while the super
dapper Ken Ball wrangles in the customers and
DJ MomoTaro keeps the grooves going all night
long. Has anyone noticed that those 2 actually
coordinate their outfits every week?!? That alone
is worth the measly 5 bucks it costs to get in.
See you there!
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LOBSTERBOY
REVUE'S
"GRAND MORT"
Warehouse Theater
1021 7th Street NW
Washington, DC
Price: $20 w/o Costume/$15 with Costume
7 p.m. and 10 p.m.
www.lobsterboy.net
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As
the old saying goes, all good things must come to
an end! I've been performing with the Lobster Boy
Review for 3 or 4 years (hell I stopped counting
after all those 40 ouncers) and am thrilled to be
returning, but saddened all the same, for Lobster
Boy's FINAL SHOW! I know, I know everyone always
says "Liquidation Sale! Closing this Location!"
so that you run in and buy all the 1/2 priced shoes
but I think this one's for real! Join us for a champagne
toast, some shedded tears, and a shit load of entertainment
featuring ME!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate
Monkey, Ms. Joule, Sugar Ann Spice, Polly the Card
Girl, my burlesque daughter Lil' Dutch, Siamese
Fighting Fish, and Diver Dave and Sally Jane Snorkel.
That's a hell of a lot of show! And guess what?
We'll be doing it TWICE: come to the 7 or the 10
pm show! And buy me a drink! Momma's gotta keep
the party going to stay up so late! |
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Diva
Ball: Burlesqueering NYU
Kimmel Eisner & Lubin Auditorium,
4th Floor
New York University
Friday, October 26, 9 -12
FREE
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Hey
look kids! Tired of NYU taking over the village?
Well, come to this free party, eat their food,
and let's TRASH THE PLACE!!! Seriously, folks,
this is a lovely event sponsored by Pride Month,
Program Board and Keep a Child Alive who invite
you to enjoy an evening of burlesque, drag and
soul. Featuring ME!, Maggie Kim, Mia Riddle, Erika
Rose, Rose Wood, Dottie Lux, Nasty Canasta and
hosted by Nyah Molineaux. DJ Uri Dalal will be
spinning all night for your continued pleasure!
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TRIXIE
& MONKEY'S HALLOWEENIE SHOW!
THE OTTOBAR
2549 N. Howard St.
Baltimore, MD
Doors at 9, Show at 10
Price: $12 or $10 in Costume
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All
the
outrageous acrobatic burlesque antics you love
now loaded with EVEN MORE candy, costumes and
choreography! You'll get tricks AND treats at
this exclusive pre-Halloween spectacular by Baltimore's
famous burlesque superstars. Acrobatics, spanking,
trapeze, stupidity! Hosted by NYC's DR. DONUT-
a chocolate dipped confection and lecherous lard
ass you can only HOPE will cast insults your way!
Special guests DR. LUKKI- one part Lucille Ball
and one part Phyllis Diller mixed with a heavy
dose of randy NYC-style performance art. PACO
as The Grim Reaper in a stilting-striptease of
doom! And the WEIRDO SHOW- a whole showcase of
DC based variety show shockers helmed by that
charming carny PROFESSOR SPROCKET! And DJ MOMO
TARO spins the best retro mood music that makes
him the go-to groove guy in NYC's Royale and Slipper
Room. Just added! NYC's DOTTIE LUX!
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THE
ORANGEACLE ORACLE
October 13, 2007
2pm-5pm at Le Petite Versailles
346 East Houston St at Avenue C
New York City
Suggested Donation $10
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AS
THE DEAD LEAVES FALL, SO DOES YOUR PAST, COME
FIND YOUR FUTURE AT THE ORANGEACLE ORACLE. THE
ORANGEACLE ORACLE is an orange urban oracle comprised
of priestesses and priests of the modern world.
Follow the orange vapors to the intimate garden
oracle of the Lower East Side. Hear what some
of downtown's most psychic performance artist
have to say about your future, and the truthful
magic of the color orange. We predict that with
the help of Tigger!, Amber Ray, Darlinda Just
Darlinda, Dr. Lukki, The Vapor Dancers (Nasty
Canasta, Howling Vic, Pinkie Special, Jo Boobs,
Kiki Cluch and Zhenesse) and Kelly Web on the
Turn tables you'll give orange birth to the child
that is your life at Le Petit Versailles on October
13, 2007 2pm-5pm.
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September
in San Francisco!
Various
Dates, Times, & Locations
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September
in San Francisco features me digging knee deep in
archives for materials about Sally Rand's Nude Ranch
at the Golden Gate Exposition as well as performing
with the Hubba Hubba Review at the DNA Lounge, Little
Minsky's Burlesque, and modeling for Dr. Sketchy's
Anti-Art School at Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Academy!
You can also catch me on the airwaves in an interview
with The Lair of Lady Monster. A copy
of the broadcast can be found here. |
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Lukki
is honored to be performing in the Fifth Annual
New York Burlesque Festival (for the fifth year
in a row)! For the first time EVER I'll be performing
on Friday Night -- that's right, I'm HEADLINING
Friday and will be closing that bitch out so you
KNOW I'm going to do all I can to give you kids
a little eye rape (you know those images you can't
get out of your head no matter how hard you try?
That's eye rape.). There's bazillions of gorgeous
people performing so make sure you get your tickets
NOW. The NYBF always sells out.
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Friday,
August 24, 2007
Filthy
Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Well,
kids, tonight is one of the last nights to see
me before I head off to Cali for the entire month
of September! Sunshine and glamour await me there
but make sure you get a piece of me before I depart.
I'll be behaving myself tonight as Corio likes
to be fancy. Reservations
suggested 212-966-3910. No Pabst Blue Ribbon here,
folks!
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As
part of her YEAR IN RAINBOW Darlinda Just Darlinda
is celebrating the month of Red with THE RED SELF
CENTERED LEO'S SHOW at Galapagos Art Space! It's
bound to be indulgent with Tigger!, Dr. Lukki, Sequinette
and Jo Boobs! See some old classics as well as some
new lovelies celebrating RED and LEOs. See you under
the Bright Lights!
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Friday,
August, 17, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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While
I have been calavanting around the Eastern Sea Board
my favorite NYC establishment has been plugging
along without me (and doing just fine, I might add).
That said, tonight I will do the best to bring my
sauciest and sassiest to the LES stage which I consider
home! Please come by and hang with me -- the endlessly
sexy DJ MomoTaro will be spinning sick sexy tunes
and we'll be "having a party" as the kids
say now adays -- stay tuned for more hip sayings
to come... |
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I
am absolutely mortified to announce that I have
not been at Starshine Burlesque since June of
2006! An absolute tragedy, I concede, but I am
thrilled to be returning to that Little Stage
that Could! Always new acts, new talent, new ridiculousness
-- come out and celebrate MY LAST DAY OF CLASSES
FOR 4 MONTHS! Cheers to FINALS! That's right,
kids, Lukki has off until January to cause havic
around the world! Stay tuned for Cali and Paris
adventures in the fall...
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Tuesday,
August 14, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th Ave.
10 pm
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I
am gonna be digging far in the archive to pull out
some fancy shit for this super fancy ass dinner
theatre at some fancy ass joint! This is a classy
joint, kids, so don't expect dildos and masturbating
with potatos!!! Seriously, folks, Little Brooklyn
and Creamy Stevens are doing it right! Come by and
sip champagne or charge up money you don't have
on bottle service and enjoy the show! |
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I'm
slightly saddened to announce that this Friday
we will be celebrating Ophelia Rottencrotch's
Funeral! Slightly I say because ultimately she
was a conniving bitch who stole my second hubsand
as well as a priceless set of jewels which I happily
am going to be RECLAIMING tonight! Some cry on
caskets -- I spit on hers! Don't miss the New
York City premiere of my new fan dance (those
at the Virgin Festival in Baltimore and the Fringe
Festival in DC got the premiere -- sorry kids!)
as well as a tribute to my double crossing friend
and a "eulogy" that no one would wish
on their worse enemy!
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Wednesday-Sunday,
July 25th-29th
Super Secret Show
DC
Fringe Festival
Various Starting TImes
Price: $15
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Espionage.
Intrigue. Danger. Striptease. Award winning acrobatic
burlesque superduo Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey presents
a scandalously fun participatory show that turns
the audience into secret agents and the show itself
into a rowdy burlesque detective caper. With NYC's
Dr. Lucky and Scotland Yard's Detective Scobie.
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July
20 and July 21, 2007
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
Bottoms Over Broadway
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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Tired
of the throngs of tourists paying absurd amounts
of money for bland and Disney-fied Broadway claptrap?
Think the American theater is dead? Like
burlesque? Then come join Pinchbottom for an ecdysiastical
exploration of the Great White Way! With ten -
count 'em, 10 - WORLD PREMIERE numbers! Here's
what's waiting in the wings:
-ANITA
COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW hunt down & kill
"THE LION KING"
-AMBER RAY shuts out "DAMN YANKEES"
-BASTARD KEITH & NAUGHTIA NICE slice into
"SPAMALOT"
-BELLE MORTE-BEAUDELAIRE barbers "SWEENEY
TODD"
-BONNIE DUNN undresses "MY FAIR LADY"
-CLAMS CASINO gives no quarter to JUKEBOX MUSICALS
-DELIRIUM TREMENS beats "FLOWER DRUM SONG"
-GIGI LA FEMME knocks the wind out of "CHICAGO"
-JONNY PORKPIE trips over "A CHORUS LINE"
-LUKKI plants "GREY GARDENS"
-NASTY CANASTA shatters "THE GLASS MENAGERIE"
-PEEKABOO POINTE sinks into "SOUTH PACIFIC"
-TIGGER does "ANNIE"
-and (of course) THE COMPANY neuters "CATS"
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Those
crazy kids at Pinchbottom Burlesque are taking
over Galapagos' Art Space's Monday Night Burlesque!
With the condo take over of Williamsburg and,
well, everywhere else, Pinchbottom is bringing
a question to the stage that plagues us all: ART
VERSUS COMMERCE? Lukki will be reprising a number
she did once, yes count that on your finger!,
due to its graphic content and use of strobe light
which caused one lovely patron to break out into
an epileptic seizure. Also, Lukki will present
the BROOKLYN debut of Marx Meets Marx, that's
Karl Marx and Harpo Marx of course! Don't miss
this spectacular show with a bevy of talented
folks bringing you both art and commerce...
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Friday,
June 29, 2007
One Year Anniversary Party
The
Palace of Wonders, 8:30
pm - 1:30 am
$15 in advance, $20 at door
Washington DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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An
all-out EXTRAVAGANZA covering every INCH of the
Palace to celebrate our first year of success!
With side-show, burlesque, vaudeville and circus
acts performing on-going shows for 2 nights with
Palace All-Stars & NYC luminaries, tarot card
reading, fortune telling, carnival food, fire
performers, and over-the-top antics! FRIDAY SHOW
LINE-UP: NYC's wilde hare- SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY!,
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey- Acrobatic
Burlesque Superduo, Zeroboy- NYC's vocal acrobat,
Western Rope Trickster- Chris Mc Daniels, Albert
Cadabra- Notorious Magic Wunderkind, Dr. Lucky-
the only PhD in Burlesque, Greggy Glitteratti
hosts The Weirdo Show-case. Stage
entertainment runs all night from 8:30pm-1:30am
with intermissions. Early showing starts at 8:30;
Weirdo Show 10:30; Late showing 11:30pm.
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June
20, 2007
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
9pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Back
by popular demand, Dr. Lucky and her darling students
from the Drama Department at New York University
will show you what they've learned this semester
in "The History of American Burlesque"
course taught by none other than Dr. Lucky's alter
ego. Featuring the burlesque debuts of Bebe A,
Score-a Fedora, Wham Bam Sam, Kasper Shalott,
Lusty Lolenne, Fancie Fantastic, Billie Cirque,
Spanxxx La Tusheee, Miss Ginny Tonic, Stacky-O
and Leila Lee. The students will be joined by
guest lecturers from the course who also happen
to be neo-burlesque legends including Julie Atlas
Muz, James "Tigger!" Ferguson, Jo "Boobs"
Weldon, Rose Wood, and, of course, Dr. Lucky.
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June
15, 2007
Buns' & Roses' Vaudeville
Burlesque by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10
pm, $15
www.coneyislandusa.com
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Look
people. We don't live in fucking Kansas. This
is a big and beautiful but ultimately insular
city. No one's gonna help you get home at the
end of a very long night. We come, we are, we
leave. But let me tell you, friends, this show
is different. We have rehearsals. We show up in
leotards and leggings. And that tells you that
this night will be a very special -- let's just
say "different" - night. Written and
directed by Bunny Love and Rose Wood and starring
ME, Julie Atlas Muz, Miss Saturn, Bambi the Mermaid,
and a host of other gorgeous legends of the burlesque
stage. Don't miss it. Just don't.
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MISS
EXOTIC WORLD Comeptition and weekend of complete
and utter mayhem. If you haven't booked your tickets,
you are out of luck. The shit is sold out.
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What
do drag queens and clowns (good ones at least)
have in common? They are able to "pull off"
their characters by creating and sustaining believable
(or unbelievable) stage personae. The stage persona
can be anything from an extension of self to a
fantastic flaming creature, and finding your inner
queen is an effective way to connect with the
audience and tell a story. Through exercises,
writing, movement, storytelling, and improvisation,
this workshop will provide a framework, techniques,
and the creative space to begin the process of
birthing a flamboyant stage persona.
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The
infamous Va Va Voom Room presents one of the highlights
of Burlesque by the Beach at Coney Island's sideshow!
Hosted by the incomparable MISS ASTRID, that one-eyed,
patch wearing temptress of an obscure Eastern
European country! Featuring ONLY the best and
brightest of the burlesque stage! Tonight will
be guaranteed entertainment. Ah, ya'll know what
I mean. IKEA is great and all but vintage just
gives you a quality of workmanship that is unparalleled...
READ
WHAT THE PRESS HAS TO SAY ABOUT CONEY ISLAND MASSACRE:
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/astrolands_last_summer/burlesque_on_the_beach.php
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Saturday,
May 26th, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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YOWSERS!
Tonight's gonna be a BLAST with Scotty the Blue
Bunny hosting Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs with
ME!, Harvest Moon, Rose Wood, and Peekaboo Pointe.
Come early and stay late -- go go starts at 10:30!
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Dust
off your flags and your red white & blue best!
Starring Amber Ray, Angie Pontani, Anita Cookie,
Gigi LaFemme, Helen Pontani, Jonny Porkpie, Kissing
COusins, Lukki, Nasty Canasta, Peekaboo Pointe,
Pinchbottom, Scarlet Sinclair, Sweet & Nasty,
Veronika Sweet, & The World Famous Pontani Sisters!
Now THAT will make you proud to be an American! |
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Amber
Ray's benefit night will put you center stage
with some of the brightest and bawdiest stars
of the burlesque stage before they jet off to
Vegas for the annual "convention" of
the burlesque world, the Miss Exotic World Competition!
Jesus Christ, here goes... Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs,
Angie Pontanie, Deirium Tremens, Amber Ray, Creamy
Stevens, Little Brooklyn, Molly Crabapple, Miss
Allison, Jonny Porkpie, Nasty Canasta, Bastard
Keith, Burgundy Brixx, Gal Friday, Leroi the Girl
Boi, Fem Appeal, Honi Harlow, Bonnie Dunn, Pandora,
Veronica Carlow, Clams Casino, Dottie Lux, Precious
Little, Albert Cadabra, The White Boom Boom, Eric
Schmalenberger, Gigi La Femme, Scarlette Sinclaire,
Amelia Danger and, oh yeah, me. Shit my fingers
hurt. Come. It doesn't get bigger than this! Plus
DJ Momotaro spins Sin City vinyl.
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda presents The Saga of Super Dance,
an evening of theatrical shenanigans that will
warm your heart and have you dancing in the aisles!
Presenting the WORLD DEBUT of Lucky The Patron
Saint of Glamour giving healings for you unglamoured
wayward ones and blessing those who have fully
converted to the word of our savior and have allowed
excess and glamour to rule your lives. Amen. Bring
me those bloody stilleto pump wearing toes, those
little private parts chaffed from wearing skinny
jeans, your corset-bruised ribs. Joining the revival
tent are The World Famous *BOB*, Tigger!, Darlinda
Just Darlinda, and a host of other gorgeous folks.
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Friday,
May 4th and Saturday May 5th
Arrive at 20:30; Your mission begins at 21:00
Super Secret Show
Confidential
Location in Baltimore
Price: $12
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The
crow flies at midnight. Your mission is full of
espionage, intrigue, scandal, bootleg liquor and
burlesque with Agent T. Little, Inspector Evil Hate
Monkey, Miss "Iron Fist" Astrid, Commander
Lukki and Colonel Momotaro. Make sure you're not
seen. Advance
tickets required http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/14438.
Purchase "tickets" and wait for further
instructions. If you are captured, we will never
confirm your identity.
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Friday,
April 27, 2007
Filthy
Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Who
knew after the opening part that Thirsty Girl Productions
would ever have me back. But indeed I will be performing
with a google of gorgeous gals in the FILTHY GORGEOUS
BURLESQUE show at the super swank Corio. Featuring
ME (behaving myself!), Angie Pontani, Amber Ray,
Nasty Canasta, Creamy Stevens, Anita Cookie. And
hosted by none other than your favorite 1-eyed diva,
Miss Astrid. Reservations suggested 212-966-3910.
No Pabst Blue Ribbon here, folks!
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Sin-O-Rama premiered last fall in our nation's
capital to sold out audiences, rave revues, and
threats from the police! We return to the stage
bringing you an evening of the filthiest burlesque
this side of the silver screen! Raunchy, messy,
and not for the faint of heart, Sin-O-Rama features
the brightest and bawdiest stars of the neo-burlesque
scene including Miss Exotic World 2006 and Whitney
Biennial Artist, Julie Atlas Muz, Mr. Exotic World
2006, Tigger!, and the only burlesque performer
in the world with a PhD, Dr. Lucky. Sin-O-Rama,
putting the blue into burlesque and bringing you
a show you will never forget!
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April
20 and 21, 2007
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
The
Pinch Brothers in "Bawdy House"
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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This
shows's gonna put the "slap" and "tickle"
back into "slapstick!" Featuring a WORLD
PREMIERE of Dr. Lukki's tribute to Marx -- Harpo
and Karl that is! An ambitious undertaking
replete with the worker's revolution, life-size
machine parts, and a story so tragic it'll make
you revolt! Pinchbottom is hosted by NASTY CANASTA
& JONNY PORKPIE and this month's amazing show
stars ALBERT CADABRA, ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH,
GIGI LaFEMME, LITTLE BROOKLYN, ME!, NAUGHTIA NICE,
NEIL O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO POINTE, PRECIOUS LITTLE,
RUBY VALENTINE, SCOTT RAYOW and TIGGER! Advance
ticket purchase highly suggested. |
Saturday,
April
14 , 2007
Special Mr. Choate's:
ARIES PARTY
The
Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Birthday
Bash for my Boys! My hubbie DJ Momotaro and my brother
share the birthday spotlight tonight with a very
special Birthday Bash curated by yours truly! We've
put together an all star line-up of living legends
to celebrate two of my favorite YYs in the world!
Mark your calendar NOW -- with Dirty Martini, Julie
Atlas Muz, and Tigger! in the lineup, who knows
where that cake and ice cream will end up! |
Sunday,
April 1 ,
2007
Lobster Boy's SHIP OF FOOLS
Birchmere
Alexandria ,
VA
7:30, $17.50
www.lobsterboy.net
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Returning
to the DC area to be with my favorite crustacean,
Lobster Boy, in his SHIP OF FOOLS show at the Birchmere
Theatre! ALL ABOARD a night of intrigue and entertainment
featuring ME!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate
Monkey, Ms. Joule, Sugar Ann Spice, Benat Baharat,
Fullbladder, Card Girl, and many more to come! I
HEART DC! |
Friday,
March 30, 2007
Evil Hate Monkey's Birthday Blowout
The
Palace of Wonders, 9
pm, $10
Washington DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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Always
the little do gooder, Trixie Little has planned
a birthday bash for that Evil Hate Monkey! She's
gonna spread the love and banana pudding so thick
that even that hard-hearted Monkey will have a
happy birthday! With special guest MOI (that's
French for me for you uncultured folks) brought
to you by the burlesque super duo that we all
know and love! Lukki's thrilled to be returning
to her favorite bar in DC, the Palace of Wonders!
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Thursday,
March 29, 2007
Sex Toy & Burlesque Extravaganza
Club
Heaven, 2327
18th St.
Washington DC
7-9:30
pm, FREE
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Don't
miss Washington City Paper's Sex Toy & Burlesque
Extravaganza! An evening of workshops, demonstrations,
and loads of good old fun awaits you! This event
is for women only and will feature a pastie-making
workshop with yours trully as well as a burlesque
dance class taught by the darling Trixie Little.
It's FREE FREE FREE but pre-registration is suggested:
Washington
City Paper.
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Tuesday,
March 13, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th Ave.
10 pm
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The
masterminds behind Starshine Burlesque, Little Brooklyn
and Creamy Stevens, bring you some fancy ass dinner
theatre at some fancy ass joint! Come by and sip
champagne or charge up money you don't have on bottle
service and enjoy the show! |
Friday,
March 2, 2007
Premiere
Party & Showcase for
Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Welcome
to glamour galore, people! This place is so fancy
you'll be shitting champagne and diamonds for
weeks! Be sure to shift through those feces 'cause
Luck needs some bling. Really folks, aside from
the potty jokes, I'm very honored to be joining
a host of gorgeous gals for the Premiere Party
and Showcase for FILTHY GORGEOUS BURLESQUE curated
by Thirsty Girl Productions. Featuring ME!, Angie
Pontani, Miss Saturn, Amber Ray, Lucy Buttons,
Nasty Canasta, and Heather Holliday. With a lineup
like that, who doesn't have 20 bucks to dish out?!?
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Friday,
March 2, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Well
in case you don't make it to the fancy pants Premiere
Party (see above) at Corio, or if you just prefer
it a little down tempo and favor Miller High Life
over real champagne, come on by the Slipper Room
for a fun night of debauchery and mahem. MomoTaro,
the best dressed DJ in NYC, will be spinning tunes
to make your heart beat and your feet tap. I'm
too lazy to check the website but there should
be some lovely folks there to entertain you. Click
the link to the left for the latest and greatest
from the Stripper Room.
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Those
crazy kids at Pinchbottom sure manage to put together
quite a show! This month Pinchbottom Declares WAR:
Burlesque in the Trenches starring ME!, Ambar Ray,
Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Naughtia
Nice, Peekaboo Pointe, Pookie Patootie, Ruby Valentine,
Tigger, and the World Famous *BOB*!
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February
14 , 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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VALENTINE'S
DAY SPECIAL! Come celebrate LOVE with a very special
night put together by the incomparable BUNNY LOVE!
Featuring lots of twisted sick by a host of New
York City nightlife LEGENDS! Come by for a toast
of champage and so much love it'll make you puke!!! |
February
9 , 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Lukki
is thrilled to be returning to one of her favorite
stages in the world, The Slipper Room, after a
much needed winter hiatus! Every January for the
past three years she jets off to Paris (that's
France, kids) to attend corset-making workshops
with the best of the best, Monsieur Jean Paul
Sartre (no relation), a master of embelleshment
and structure, a seeming contradiction that is
in fact harmonious and often produces unimaginable
results. Come see the product from that fruitful
journey...
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Julie
Atlas Muz's first ever one-woman spectacular show
thick in production value, layers of meaning, and
lots of gorgeous, gorgeous-ness! Yours truly and
a host of fabulous (and anonymous) others have a
tiny cameo that'll freak the bageebies out of you!
Check PS122 for dates, times, and to buy tickets...Get
your tickets YESTERDAY people cuz it's the hottest
ticket in town! |
December
31, 2006
Mother Fucker
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If
you don't know when and where well then I'm afraid
it's just too late for you... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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Saturday,
December 23 , 2006
Naughty N' Nice
The
Palace of Wonders, 9
pm, $10
Washington DC
www.palaceofwonders.com
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The
party is continuing on (see December 18th description)
to our Nation's capital! We almost got the Palace
of Wonders shut down the last time we were there
so we'll behave -- but not too much! Come by for
a polaroid with Santa and the cast! Come early
to get a seat -- this show will sell out. But
hell, only 12 people can fit in the Palace of
Wonders anyway...
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Friday,
December 22, 2006
Naughty N' Nice
The
Ottobar, 9
pm, $10
Baltimore, MD
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The
party is continuing on (see December 18th description)
to Charm City, home base of the adorable Trixie
Little and the Evil Hate Monkeyl! We're thrilled
to be joining them to spread holiday cheer all
over your asses! Bring the family, bring the office
mates, and revel in the joy of the holidays! Your
eyes will be burning for days...
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And
now presenting the highlight of the holiday season!
Galapagos Art Space is proudly presenting (or
regretfully, depending) the Naughty 'n Nice
East Coast Spectacular! The second annuaul
sugar-coated, pine-scented, action-packed, jaw-dropping,
eye-popping, strip-teasing, fuzzy-feeling, trapeze-swinging,
eye-patch-wearing, tinsel-covered CAVALCADE OF
HOLIDAY INSANITY makes its Brooklyn debut! MCed
by the incomparable Miss Astrid, host of
the long running VaVaVoom Room, spewing holiday
cheer! Starring Charm City's own adorable "acrobatic
burlesque superduo" and winners of a much
coveted Miss Exotic World trophy, Trixie Little
and the Evil Hate Monkey, Dr. Lucky,
the PhD of burlesque, and Starshine Burlesque's
Little Brooklyn and Santa, of course, granting
you all of your holiday wishes! Mr. Momotaro
spins campy holiday classics all night. We're
gonna give you so much show for 5 bucks it'll
make your head spin!!!
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December
15 , 2006
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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No,
that's not a typo and, yes, the show starts at 9
pm. WHY? Because MOISTY THE SNOW MAN, everyone's
favorite holiday accoutrement, will be hosting a
very fun holiday show! And then if you have not
had enough (as if that's ever possible!), yours
truly will be gracing the stage at the never ending
HOT BOX! If you really want me to break this up
into two listings then go to the Slipper Room's
website and let them do it for you... If you can't
afford 5 bucks a show then you really need to move
on... In the meantime, I love you endlessly... |
December
11, 2006
Monday Night Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Miss
Saturn is bringing you a night of unforgettable
burlesque, hoola hooping, and general debauchery
to get yoor holiday going in the proper way! As
always, expect a gorgeous evening of tricks, tricks,
and more tricks!!! Don't miss the WORLD DEBUT
of Lukki's tribute to Lucy & Linus and Charlie
Brown's x-mas tree...
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December
7 ,
2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Hopefully
you did not miss last month's debaucherous show
which featured an endlessly shocking set that got
the after-work Jersey folks the fuck out of The
Slipper Room! This week who knows what will happen
and who knows who will be there but rest assured
I will resurrect the number that almost got Sin-O-Rama
shut down in DC...Don't miss witnessing live on
stage a spectacle not to be misseed! |
December
1 , 2006
Boston Baby Doll Explosion presents
Boston in Brooklyn
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
8pm
www.galapagosartspace.com
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The
Boston Babydolls are infultrating Brooklyn to
promote The Great Boston Burlesque Exposition
which will take over the crust-less tea sandwich
capital of the world in February! Join very special
guest performances by a host of NYC superstars
who LOVE Boston and the cute way they talk! Starring
ME!, Julie Atlas Muz, Nasty Canasta, Scarlett
Sinclair, Gigi Lafemme, Clams Casino, and special
guests who agree with Boston Magazine:
"The lovely Boston burlesque scene is heating
up, and the Babydolls are at the helm of it all."
(6/28/06) Hope to see you at a very special night!
The show is 8 bucks at 8 pm and then we'll be
hanging in the backroom for a special cocktail
extravaganza that should not be missed! Come on
by...
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All
the way from New York City, Sin-O-Rama brings
you an evening of the filthiest burlesque this
side of the silver screen! Raunchy, messy, and
not for the faint of heart, tonight's Washington
DC debut of New York's premiere burlesque will
shock and amaze! Featuring the brightest and bawdiest
stars of the neo-burlesque scene including Miss
Exotic World 2006 and Whitney Biennial Artist,
Julie Atlas Muz, Mr. Exotic World 2006, Tigger!,
and the only burlesque performer in the world
with a PhD, Dr. Lucky. With very special guest
interventions from Charm City's own Trixie Little
and the Evil Hate Monkey, winners of the Miss
Exotic Word 2006 Title for Best Duo! Performance
followed by a screening of a sinfully salacious
burly-q film favorite! DJ Momotaro spins that
vinyl like only he can. Sin-O-Rama, putting the
blue into burlesque and bringing Washington DC
a show it will never forget!
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November
10
, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Catch
us before the party train heads to DC for Sin-O-Rama
on Saturday night! 1/2 the show just happens to
be performing at The Slipper Room tonight -- ME!
& Julie Atlas Muz! Also performing tonight are
Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just Darlinda, and everyone's
FAVORITE starch, the Diabolical Doctor Donut! It's
going to be a fantastic show and you don't want
to miss the WORLD PREMIERE of "Luck Be a Lady
Tonight" which, you can imagine, does not happen... |
October
21 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Come
early for three FAN-tastic go-go sets BEFORE the
show starts! Now THAT'S entertainment!!! Tonight's
festivities will include ME! and hopefully YOU!
Always a fun time guaranteed -- don't miss it!
DJ MomoTaro
spinning deep grooves and looking hot all
night long! |
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Pinchbottom
presents an ALL PINK Slumber Party starring ME!,
Dirty Martini, The World Famous *BOB* and Movie
*Star*, Miss Saturn, Delirium Tremens, Peekaboo
Pointe, Clams Casino, and Naughtia Nice. As always,
hosted by the hard working Nasty Canasta and Jonny
Porkpie who put together these festive evenings
for you! Look at that lineup! You'll wanna stay
all night! |
October
7, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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If
you missed me standing still earlier in the day
come by the Slipper Room to watch me move around!
I know that Julie Atlas Muz, Delirium Tremens, Darlinda
just Darlinda will be there (in addition to ME!).
No doubt there will be some more wonderful people
there only I didn't happen to run in to them on
Thursday so I don't know who they are. (Hello, webmaster?!?)
Oh, and the delectable and always dapper DJ MomoTaro
will be spinning the vinyl tunes. |
Saturday,
October 7, 2006
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School
3pm-6pm, $10 ($15 for a table)
Lucky Cat Lounge
245 Grand St, Williamsburg
www.drsketchy.com
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Lukki
remembers the good old days when she was fresh to
the city, young and eager and robust, and her first
job was modeling for an art class in Brooklyn. Here
we are, 10 years later, and she's not so young anymore
but the point is she really hasn't gotten that far
now, has she? Really folks, Dr. Sketchy's has spawned
a book, branches in six cities and three countries,
paper dolls, and a movement. And Lukki is thrilled
to be a part of it as she stands still for you today!
You can bet that the costume is going to be really
really hard to draw because I want you darlings
to get your money's worth! |
Friday,
September 29,
2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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After
being a complete rockstar last weekend at the Virgin
festival, which included sharing a stage with the
Flaming Lips (Flickr it if you don't believe me!),
I return with great enthusiasm to the small stage
at the Slipper Room. No really, it's nice to be
home among drunk hipsters. Drunk hipsters are way
better than drunk suburban rednecks. That may be
an oxymoron but you know what I mean. I have no
idea who's performing tonight because the website
is out of date but I'll be there so what more do
you want? And I know that that hot DJ MomoTaro will
be spinning... |
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If
you are forking over
100 bucks for a ticket then you probably want
to see some fancy pants bands. But the REAL entertainment's
gonne be at the Thrilling Wonder Show! Starring
and curated by the adorable Trixie Little and
the Evil Hate Monkey. With the odd musicianship
of Sxip Shirley and performances by Lukki, Fluffy
& Whiskers, Rope Spinner John Cloud, Joule
and her giant bubble. Hosted by Tyler Fyre with
DJ MomoTaro! Walk-around performances by Fluid
Movement's Milkmaids, stilt walkers and roving
shrubbery! Stage show at the top of every hour
from 1-7pm in the Thrilling Wonder Tent.
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September
15 , 2006
EAT
ME!
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
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Pinchbottom
presents a burlesque cooking show hosted by Nasty
Canasta and Jonny Porkpie. Featuring stars of the
burlesque stage including ME!, Dirty Martini, Jo
Boobs, Dirty Martini, Delirium Tremens, Little Brooklyn,
Nelson Lugo, Peekaboo Point, and Rose Wood! I could
go on and on with the word play but let's just say
see you there. www.pinchbottomburlesque.com |
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Glamour
and excess will be in plenty for this star-studded
weekend! Lukki is honored to be performing in
the Fourth Annual New York Burlesque Festival
(for the fourth year in a row)! I'll be performing
Saturday night as part of the Top Secret dancers
(whoops! did I let the secret out?) as well as
a number insired by Yma Sumac and Lucille Ball,
a seemingly unlikely but highly provacative pair.
Come support a time honored New York City institution!
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August
26 ,
2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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As
the summer begins to wind down and you begin to
reflect on all of the things you didn't do
(free concerts in Central Park, PS1, a Cyclone's
game at Coney Island, etc. etc.) now is the time
to redeem yourself. Get out of the house. Put the
remote down. See some L-I-V-E entertainment. Joining
forces tonight to present to you an evening of sure-to-be
cerebral tittilations are Bunny Love, Tigger!, Lukki,
and a whole host of other gorgeous creatures. DJ
MomoTaro will keep your toes tapping all night long! |
August
20
, 2006
Ask
the Experts
Coney Island Museum
Time TBA, $5
(I'll
pay YOU if you stay for the whole reading!)
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Save
the date for Lukki's very long durational performance
art piece with a very long title: "Coney
Island and Spectacle as Total-Body Experience
- A 13-Hour Academic Spectacular in Which We Find
Our Heroine Chained to a Podium for an Interminable
Period, With All the Agony and Sublime Joy That
This Might Entail." Yes, that's right, when
invited to participate in the "Ask the Experts"
series at Coney Island I thought, hmmm...what
should I present? And I answered to myself in
a very rational voice, fuck it, I'll read the
whole damn book! Watch Lukki blur her speech (well,
you've all seen that before!) and teeter on the
edge of collapse as she reads the magnum opus
that has occupied her intellect for the past 7
years.
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July
28, 2006
Moisty the Snowman's Christmas in July
Burlesque by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10
pm, $15
www.coneyislandusa.com
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Ole
My Gorsh, You Goyz! Who knew snow would fall in
July? Moisty the Snowman, everyone's favorite
urban ball of dirty snow, is the mastermind behind
tonight's evening of festivities. As part of the
always amazing Burlesque by the Beach summer series
(every Friday night at 10 pm baby!), Moisty brings
you the darlings of Coney Island, Bambi and Bunny
Love, Little Brooklyn, and ME! With a very special
appearance by Mother Nature herself! And remember,
gang, only 151 more shopping days 'til Christmas!
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July
24, 2006
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Back
by popular demand, Dr. Lukki and her darling students
from the Drama Department at New York University
will show you what they've learned this semester
in "The History of American Burlesque"
course, taught by their enigmatic professor. The
students will be joined by guest lecturers from
the course who also happen to be neo-burlesque
legends including Dirty Martini, James "Tigger!"
Ferguson, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Julie Atlas
Muz, Scotty the Blue Bunny, The World Famous *BOB*.
Hosted by and starring Lukki, the Lucille Ball
of burlesque.
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July
14, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Thrilled
to join the throngs of office workers muscled
out of the meat packing district and all those
bachelorettes drinking out of penis straws, Lukki
returns to the Slipper Room stage for the millionth
time this year. If you missed her last marathon
run at the Slipper Room, then you should kick
yourself because Lukki recited a lovely performance
art poem, written by the audience from fragments
of the Declaration of Independence, an event that
happens but once a year. Lukki will be digging
deep into the archive tonight to bring you an
old time classic as well as some of her new favorites.
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July
5, 2006
Doctor Donut's First Wednesday of the Month
Show!
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Diabolical Doctor Donut is definately my favorite
Super Mutant Super Hero ever! Come see why any night
with Dr. Donut will keep you on the edge of your
seat and screaming for more. He's diabolical, he's
grotesque, and he's a donut. Tonight is the "NOT
the Fourth of July" Show and features Lukki's
tribute to the good old red, white & blue! |
June
30 & July 1, 2006
The Hot Box &
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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This
must be your Lucky weekend! Go to the Slipper Room
at any point on Friday or Saturday night and you
will get to see the Luck-ster in the flesh! That's
right, Friday AND Saturday night! Management has
set up a cot for me in the corner so I can remain
dewey fresh at all times! I could blabber some more
about how great this night is and how great all
the performers are but you already know that. So
go to the Slipper
Room's website and look that shit up
yourself. I can't wait to hang out with you this
weekend! |
June
25, 2006
Lobster Boy's Toxic Tiki Lounge Party
Artlington Theater n' Ale House
Arlington, VA
7 pm, $12
www.lobsterboy.net
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No,
those are not typos and, yes, the show starts at
7. No, that's 7 at night. Lukki is THRILLED to be
sharing the stage with her favorite crustacean in
the universe, Lobster Boy, the sea creature responsible
for bringing vaudeville and burlesque to the DC
area! Tonight features ME! and sharing the car ride
down, the super fierce and gor-geous Ms Tickle,
Swami Yomahmi, Fullbladder, Mr. Esoteric, Kitten
Victorian, Card Girl, and probably a gazillion other
sideshow geeks and girlie show beauties! And don't
miss the screening after the show of Attach of
The Killer Leeches. New York's DJ
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June
24, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Just
in case you don't have the most fun of the entire
year at the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island, come
visit me at the Slipper Room where I will keep that
party going! All the fun and fancy you've come to
expect from Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs. Tonight
features Zog and his Testicles hosting, Delirium
Tremens, Peekaboo Pointe, and Dottie Lux. Oh, and
little old me. |
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Monday
Night Burlesque at Galapagos is curated and hosted
tonight by the lovely Selena Vixen! Stop by for
an evening of wet and nautical numbers sure to entertain!
The show starts at 10 pm and we'll be entertaining
you for hours and hours! Come visit at one of my
favorite spots in NYC to max and relax and let your
wallet take a break. This show is free. That's right,
kids, I said (or wrote) FREE! We'll see you there! |
June
16 , 2006
MY
BIGGEST FAN
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
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Pinchbottom
presents an evening of FAN-tastic Burlesque! An
evening of all fan acts featuring stars of the burlesque
stage including ME!, Jo Boobs, Dirty Martini, Delirium
Tremens, Little Brooklyn, Scarlet Sinclair, Ruby
Valentine, Veronika Sweet, Albert Cadabra, and Belle-Morte
Baudelaire! Hosted by Nasty Canasta & Jonny
Porkpie! |
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Lukki
presents another WORLD PREMIERE tonight entitled
"Cultural Pastiche and Forged Identities:
Yma Sumac and Carmen Miranda" or "How
They Do It In Peru". Little Brooklyn and
Creamy Stevens bring you Starshine Burlesque,
a fun evening complete with lovely ladies and
funny comics. Every week features different acts
-- you never know what to expect except great
entertainment is guaranteed!
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June
9
, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Lukki
has just returned from Vegas and is ready to show
all of New York one of the many things she learned
at the Miss Exotic World Competition: West Coast
= Costumes, East Coast = Concepts! Continuing her
promise made May 5th (scroll down for more on THAT
one!), tonight features the WORLD PREMIERE of "A
Pretty Girl/Boy" that features cross dressing
and man breasts, rubber gloves, and, of course,
a strobe light and venetian blinds...This number
is not for the faint of heart or those prone to
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JUNE
6 , 2006
Surf
Burlesque
Bowery Poetry Club
10pm, $10
308
Bowery at 1st St.
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Lukki
may have a PhD but this little lady is truly a Professor
of Burlesque...Jo Boobs, winner of "Best Bump
'N Brind" at the NYBF 2005, brings to you Surf
Burlesque! Tonight come watch Jo, The World Famous
BOB, Honi Harlow, ME and a whole host of others
battle out the good, the bad, and the ugly in their
version of the "Wild Wild West"! In case
you have been asleep for years, learn more about
Jo and the neo-burlesque movement at www.gstringsforever.com.
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MAY
28, 2006
Miss
Exotic World
Las Vegas
8pm, $50
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The
event you have been waiting for the ENTIRE YEAR!
The Miss Exotic World Competition kicks off on
Friday, May 26th and continues until the sun rises
on Memorial Day! I can't even begin to get into
all the glamour, living legends, and straight
up spectacle that's going on this glorious weekend
-- they can tell you more than I can at www.exoticworldusa.com.
Lukki's performing at the star-studded Gala.
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MAY
13 , 2006
Vital Theatre
2162 Broadway (@76th Street, 4th
Floor)
11 pm, $15
www.vitaltheatre.org
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Come
see what Honi
Harlow's been up to all season long
at the Vital Theatre and what New
York Cool has to say about it! Starring
Scotty the Blue Bunny making a mess of everything,
Lukki the Great Fire of Chicago, and a whole host
of lovely boys and girls. As always, sign-interpreted
for the hearing impaired!
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MAY
12 , 2006
Viva
Las Vegas!
Otto Bar
Baltimore
9 pm, $12
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An
All Star cast joins forces to present a pre-Exotic
World extravaganza featuring the adorable Trixie
Little and the Evil Hate Monkey Miss
Saturn, and ME! Hosted by none other
than The
World Famous Bob! Drive, run, walk,
take the China Town bus, just GET THERE! Baltimore
is waiting for us! Tonight's performance is dedicated
to the memory of Bun-Bun.
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May
5 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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After
a recent prop debacle which simply cannot be put
into writing (those who were there will have it
forever etched into their memory despite attempts
to dispel it), Lukki continues her mad dash to
create a new act every week! See what kind of
crap she comes up with tonight! Hosted by the
one and only Scotty the Blue Bunny and starring
ME! along with Little Brooklyn, Darlinda, and
Gigi. DJ MomoTaro keeps your groove going!
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May
3, 2006
Doctor Donut's First Wednesday of the Month Show!
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Diabolical Mutant Super-Villain hereforth known
to you peons as DOCTOR DONUT takes over the Slipper
Room the first Wednesday of every month! Tonight
features Julie Atlas Muz, Miss Saturn, and Lukki
in an evening sure to keep you on the edge of
your seat. Who knows what the evil Doctor Donut
has in store for these lovely ladies. [insert
evil laugh here]
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May
2, 2006
The Anna Copa Cabanna Show
The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery at 1st St.
7:30 pm, $6
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Australian
showgirl Anna Copa Cabanna brings you a glammed-up,
rocked-out version of the 70s variety show! Featuring
the lovely sounds of Anna & the MG5, The Trachtenburg
Family Slideshow Players, and Les Sans Culottes.
Dance performances by The Copa Cobanna Dancers
and Mr. B's Vaudeville All Stars. You'll definately
get your six bucks worth of entertainment tonight!
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April
22 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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WHAT?
Bunny Love, Bambi, Harvest Moon, Miss Saturn,
Scotty the Blue Bunny, and me, all for FIVE BUCKS?
I need not say more...See you there.
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Dr.
Lukki's gonna school all you little darlings on
the birds & the bees! Don't miss the WORLD
PREMIER of this lovely number! Little Brooklyn
and Creamy Stevens bring you this weekly show
featuring the best and the brightest of the NY
stage! A rotating schedule of talented gals and
gents bringing you everything from circus acts
to burly-q (with an emphasis on the Q).
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APRIL
8 , 2006
Vital Theatre
2162 Broadway (@76th Street, 4th
Floor)
11 pm, $15
www.vitaltheatre.org
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You
can find me performing tonight on Broadway! That's
right, kids, this is a REAL theatre! Do come and
visit me! Scotty
the Blue Bunny is hosting so you know
what to expect... Brought to you by Honi
Harlow.
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APRIL
6 , 2006
"Burlesque from the Trenches"
Starshine
Burlesque
Rafifi
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
10
pm, $15
www.starshineburlesque.com
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JUST
ADDED! A very special themed evening, "Burlesque
from the Trenches," featuring a crazy gorgeous
line up of beautiful ladies including Julie
Atlas Muz, Dirty
Martini, Nasty Canasta, and ME! As
always, Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens bring
you this PAR-TAY every Thursday night!
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MARCH
25, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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You
know the scoop with this night! Come early so
that you can get a seat before the burlesque paparazzi
and the bachelerette parties show up! Really,
it's always a good time at The Slipper Room! Tonight
features Lukki, Miss
Saturn, Peekaboo Point, and Delirium
Tremens. Hosted by the Zog. DJed by the Best (and
HOTTEST!) DJ in the Biz, DJ MomoTaro!
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Tuesday,
March 21st
Julie Atlas Muz' Deflowered: A Celebration of
the Vernal Equinox
Deitch
Projects
18 Wooster Street
b/w Canal & Grand
212.343.7300
6-9:30 pm (dance every 1/2 hour)
FREE
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Get
it straight, sweetie, this is Art -- A - R - T
-- Art with a capital A! A site-specific extravaganza
or happening created by Julie Atlas Muz and starring
ME, James Tigger! Ferguson, Linda Dirty Martini,
The World Famous *BOB*, Kate Valentine, Lesley
Bunnel Rus, Laure Leber, Vanessa Walters, David
Bishop, Antonio & other fabulous stars of
the New York City stage! Music performed live
by Lance Cruce, Armen Ra & Benjamin Marcantoni.
Don't miss this one -- it's free and it's gonna
be FAB-U-LUS!
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Joining
forces tonight is an unbelievable line up of burlesque
stars including Julie
Atlas Muz and Lukki! The lovely ladies
are cooking up some truly special treats for you.
All I gotta say is if someone asks for a volunteer,
I highly suggest you get your arm in the air as
fast as humanly possible! As always with this
bunch, expect the unexpected!
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MARCH
11, 2006
Vital Theatre
2162 Broadway (@76th Street, 4th
Floor)
11 pm, $15
www.vitaltheatre.org
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That's
right, honeys, this joint is practically Broadway!
Lukki loves performing in this lovely theatre
with comfy seats, a huge stage, and the cutest
cocktail waitresses you've ever seen! Brought
to you by Honi
Harlow.
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MARCH
10, 2006
The Slipper Room
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
longest running burlesque night in New York City
brings you special guests every week! You just never
know what to expect so come early and stay late!
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I'm
incredibly honored to be partnering with the Toronto Burlesque
Festival this year! This year's theme is “Tassels
Without Borders” as The Toronto Burlesque Festival
brings you the best in the international burlesque scene!
Last year's Festival starred Miss Exotic World Burlesque
Hall of Fame Title Holders, Michelle L'amour (Chicago),
Dirty Martini (NYC), Tigger! (NYC) and Penny Starr Jr.
(LA). I will be performing as well as teaching classes
at their "Burlesque University." I'm also thrilled
to be hosting "Strip Search New York City" in
June! The winner gets to perform at the Toronto Burlesque
Festival and receives a ton of other accolades and special
prizes including private 'tittorials" at the New
York School of Burlesque.
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TRIXIE
& MONKEY'S BURLESQUE CIRCUS
Move over, Ringling! Suck it, Cirque! Trixie Little and
The Evil Hate Monkey are bringing their scintillating
circus to Coney Island! Expect a full-frontal cavalcade
of questionable feats, a torrent absolute absurdity, and
an all-encompassing barrage of boobies and bananas! With
enough daredevilry, trapezes, stripteases and stupidity
to make even P.T. Barnum's jaw drop.
ONE
NIGHT ONLY- SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES:
Trixie Little domesticates animals big and small!
The Evil Hate Monkey masters hoop jumping and target poo
throwing!
Ekaterina The Great bends over backwards for your amazement!
Dr. Lucky puts the "slap" in slap-stick!
Hosted by Bradford Scobie as Monsieur Dinagaling
PLUS Special Guests, Snacks, Prizes and Surprises!
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Dust
off those sparklers and whip out your red, white and blue
for a pre-Independence Day Spectacular! Wanted! Wild Bandits
of Burlesque will bring you some fireworks you'll never
forget! This month stars special surprise guests, Peekaboo
Pointe, and, as always, Cousin Rooster, Julie Atlas Muz,
Dr. Lucky, and Boinky the Clown. Wanted! Wild Bandits
of Burlesque brings you the best and the brightest burlesque
legends, art stars, and circus side show freaks! Part
saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday of every month brings
death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls, campfire
sing alongs, and an evening of guaranteed side-splitting
laughter and eye-popping thrills. The Double D Ranch Wranglers
are giving you a recession special you'll never forget!
NO COVER EVER! Come early for live honky-tonk music and
stay late -- kitchen closes at 2 am. DJ Momotaro spinning
the shit-kicking tunes all night long. Happy Trails!
JUST
FIVE MORE WANTED! WILD BANDITS OF BURLESQUE REMAIN BEFORE
WE HIT THE TRAILS!!!
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Saturday,
June 27, 2009
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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I'm
back at the pizza parlor in Connecticut! Look at my career
soar, people! Really, kids, I'm thrilled to come back
to Bridgeport to spread a little glamour over those Connecticutters.
Last time we were met with a huge crowd demanding autographs
and MORE MORE MORE! I was even on the radio! No shit I'm
BIG TIME FAMOUS in Bridgeport. Well, that's enough bragging.
I've hit the big time!!!
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Ten
will compete! Only one will win! We are thrilled to announce
our incredible lineup of amazing Big Apple peelers: Bunny
Love, Jenny C'est Quoi, Jezebel Express, Lana Larue, Lefty
Lucy, Lily Stitches, Miss Elixer, N, Philly Caramel, Selena
Varius, and Rose Wood. Help choose New York City's Ambassador
of Burlesque at the Toronto Burlesque Festival!
Dr.
Lucky and The New York School of Burlesque have partnered
with The Toronto Burlesque Festival to find the fiercest,
foulest, most fabulous peeler in the Big Apple! The winner
of Strip Search New York City will receive a prime performance
spot at The Toronto Burlesque Festival serious bragging
rights, and tons of other awards and accolades. The Toronto
Burlesque Festival will be held Thursday, July 23rd through
Sunday, July 26th. For more information about the festival,
go to www.TheTorontoBurlesqueFestival.com.
Our
fabulous judges are Tigger!, 2008 Toronto Burlesque Festival
Headliner; Jo Boobs, 2009 Toronto Burlesque Festival Headliner;
Darlinda Just Darlinda & Clams Casino, 2009 Toronto
Burlesque Festival Performers; and all the way from Canada,
Coco Framboise, Toronto Burlesque Festival Representative.
The Silent Auction features gorgeous products and services
from our wonderful sponsors including huge gift baskets
filled to the rim from Babeland, The Pontani Sisters,
and Vivienne VaVoom; a bra fitting and bra and panty set
from Dirty Dolls Lingerie; a giant bedazzled Amber Ray
flower; an original It's a Little Hat creation from It's
a Little Stormy; three Michelle L'Amour videos and autographed
photograph; original artwork from Molly Crabapple; a signed,
matted photograph by Ed Barnas from the 2008 Toronto Burlesque
Festival; "a night out" at Slipper Room with
free admission and drinks for two; a $50 gift certificate
from Re/Dress; New York School of Burlesque products and
classes; original artwork from Dale Rio; a Coney Island
package with a genius deck of collector art cards from
Bambi the Mermaid, 4 tickets to Burlesque by the Beach
at the Coney Island Sideshow, and a Michael Motorcyle
limited edition and numbered Coney Island poster donated
by Lola Staar; and a date with Bunny Love including a
$75 gift certificate to Rodeo Bar.
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Monday,
May 18, 2009
Creative Block @ the Obie Awards
Webster
Hall
8pm, $15
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/61078
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Who
decided to book the strippers for the Obie Awards? WHO
KNOWS but I'm thrilled to be part of this amazing night!
Look at this line up! Make sure to buy your tickets ahead
of time: Michael Musto, Joey Arias and Basil Twist, Murray
Hill, Angie Pontani, Una Mimnaugh, Gravity Plays Favorites,
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Tigger!, Project
Jenny Project Jam, Sxip Shirey, Jollyship the Whizbang,
the Daisy Spurs, Broadway Brassy, Little Miss Lixx, ME
and many many more! DJ Randy Bettis and DJ MomoTaro. This
is going to be some serious A-R-T, people!!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m241/drlukki/obiecopy.jpg
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I
think this is the season premiere of the Burlesque By
the Beach series at Coney Island! And I think I'm SERIOUSLY
going to loose my SHIT! Bambi the Mermaid, curator and
genius par none, is doing a Grey Gardens show. All Grey
Gardens all night! I'm THRILLED to be STARRING in tonight's
festivities as BIG EDIE! I also will be performing my
Grey Gardens act that HEADLINED the NYBF in 2007. Stage
diving, eating cat food, getting attacked by racoons...
Don't you worry, people, no Grey Garden's id stone is
left unturned in this truly epic number! The show stars
Bambi the Mermaid, Tigger!, Little Brooklyn, Clams Casino,
Kit Kat, Sequinette, and a host of other gorgeous Big
and Little Edies! DON'T MISS IT!!!
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Book
your trip on the Chinatown Bus NOW! I'm so honored to
be a part of HISTORY as we take over the Hustler Club!
Produced by Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey,
tonight we will infiltrate Strip Row in Baltimore with
burlesque beauties, death-defying novelty acts, and side-splitting
comedy. Direct from California the incomparable Catherine
D'Lish will perform her champagne glass number! Trixie
& Monk of course will be there and some circus school
friends Twigs & Berries will perform some super hard
acrobatics. Peekaboo Pointe will be swinging from a stripper
pole and Albert Cadabra will entertain the kids with MAGIC!
Where'd it go?!? You'll NEVER KNOW! Hosted by the wonderful
and dominating Miss Astrid and DJed by the world's best
dressed DJ, MomoTaro. Seriously, this is MAJOR. As in
Major major. http://trixielittle.com/trixiephotos/elegance.jpg
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Friday,
April 17, 2009
Rachel
Shteir Book Release Party (8pm)
& The Hot Box (12 and 1:30 a.m.), $5
The
Slipper Room
www.slipperroom.com
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Boy
am I honored to be performing at Rachel Shteir's book
party! Her Striptease: The Untold History of the Girlie
Show was published by Oxford University Press in 2006
(FANCY people) and reviewed by yours truly in the Journal
of Popular Culture in 2007 (missed that one, huh?)
She has written another book on Gypsy Rose Lee published
by Yale University Press (2009) (FANCY again). I am honored
to be sharing the stage with other New York School of
Burlesque instructors including Jo Boobs and Gal Friday.
I will be performing a WORLD PREMIERE burlesquing Gypsy
Rose Lee's Stripteaser's Education. Stick around because
I'll be performing the late set at the Slipper Room...
Now THIS will be an ELEGANT night!
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Wanna
pull a real prank on your office mates this April Fool's?
Take 'em to Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque on March
31st and watch the clock strike 12 and the shenanigans
begin with more whoopee cushions than you could shake
a stick at! Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque presents
the best and the brightest burlesque legends, art stars,
and circus side show freaks! This month stars special
guests Ekaterina and Little Brooklyn and, as always, Cousin
Rooster, Julie Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lucky. Part saloon,
part salon, the last Tuesday of every month features death-defying
novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls, campfire sing alongs,
and an evening of guaranteed side-splitting laughter and
eye-popping thrills. Come early for live honky-tonk music
and stay late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night long.
Happy Trails!
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Saturday,
March 28, 2009
Evil
Hate Monkey's 30th Bday Party
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Can
it be true that that simpering simian is still in his
20s?!? EGAD! Thank God we get to beat Monkey 30 times.
I really cannot wait. I have built a banana whip and will
be stripping out of a banana. Not at the same time, of
course. Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have
amassed a beautiful line up of the best and brightest
to celebrate Monkey being pushed out of his mother's vagina
into this wonderful world. Come see Trixie Little &
The Evil Hate Monkey, Dirty Martini, Yours Truly (that's
MOI!), Bradford Scobie hosts and DJ MomoTaro spins.
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Bunny
Love's Spring Equinox celebration tonight at the Slipper
Room! Last year's debut of the all nude band called NUDE
was a gorgeous aray of beautiful nude musicians (and non-musicians).
I think we even had a rehearsal and everything. The lineup
is fantastic, the band is on the cutting edge of musical
mastery, and everyone will be nude. I'll be coming straight
from class with my costume already put on. TEE HEE. See
you there. Clothing optional! COME CELEBRATE SPRING!!!
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Sunday,
March 8, 2009
Intermediate/Advanced Act
Development Workshop
The
Palace of Wonders
12-4 pm, $75
Washington, DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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This
course will help you improve your performance skills as
you gain confidence, know how, and a few "tricks"
of the trade. The course will include group activities
and exercises as well as an individualized session with
the instructor and fellow students. By giving and receiving
constructive feedback, you will learn to rid yourself
of bad performance habits as well as develop those skills
that make your act and character unique. Performance experience
required. Bring one completed or in development act that
you want to workshop. Class limited to 8 participants.
Tickets
available at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.BrownPaperTickets.com/producer/11233
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Saturday,
March 7, 2009
Persona and Charater
Development Workshop
The
Palace of Wonders
1-6, $95
Washington, DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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What
do drag queens and clowns (good ones at least) have in
common? They are able to "pull off" their characters
by creating and sustaining believable (or unbelievable)
stage personae. The stage persona can be anything from
an extension of self to a fantastic flaming creature and
finding your inner "queen" is an effective way
to connect with the audience and tell a story. Through
theatre and improvisation exercises, writing prompts,
and movement activities, this workshop will provide a
framework, techniques, and the creative space to begin
the process of birthing and developing a flamboyant stage
persona. Some burlesque or performing experience suggested
but not required.
Tickets
available at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.BrownPaperTickets.com/producer/11233
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I'm
heading all the way down to Washington DC to spend the
one year anniversary of the Dutch Oven with my darling
drag daughter, Li'l Dutch, creater and producer of this
monthly show at the Palace of Wonders, the place
in DCs to watch burlesque and sideshow! Enjoy the sideshow
artifacts while you gawk at human oddities and pretty
girls (sometimes at the same time!) There's a fabulous
lineup so don't miss out! Party favors and festivies to
be had by ALL!
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque has been extended AGAIN! Come
celebrate with the Double D Ranch Wranglers, Julie Atlas
Muz, Dr. Lucky, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin Rooster!
Tonight's roundup stars the genius musician/storyteller,
Sxip, and the always colorful Darlinda Just Darlinda.
Part saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday of every month
features death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls,
campfire sing alongs, and an evening of guaranteed side-splitting
laughter and eye-popping thrills. Joining us are some
of the best and brightest burlesque legends, art stars,
and circus side show freaks this side of the Rocky Mountain!
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Friday,
February 13, 2009
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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Glamour,
people, glamour!!! Listen, apparently the Two Boots in
Bridgeport is not like the Two Boots in the East Village
-- they have curtains and a stage and fanciness! What
do you want from me? It's Connecticul for Christ's sake!
I'm thrilled that Thirsty Girl Productions has invited
me back for the second installation of FILTHY GORGEOUS
BURLESQUE! We will be infultrating that pizza parlour
with a lot of glamour and mayhem! Hosted by The World
Famous *Bob* and starring ME, Miss Saturn, Ruby Valentine,
and Gigi LaFemme. DJ MomoTaro spins tunes all night long.
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This
is an INCREDIBLE lineup to celebrate our wonderful Pinkie
Special's soon departure to FRANCE. That's France, baby!
Bunny Love, Bambi, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Aimee Animal,
Audry Crabtrea, Jo Boobs, Tigger, Bradford Scobie, Miss
Tickle, Velocity Child, Chips Ahoy, It's a Little Stormy,
Camillicious, GoGoat Boy, and Pinkie Special.
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Thursday,
January 22, 20089
Bunny
Love's Little Friday Show
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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I
know it's cold outside but it's going to be hot at BUNNY
LOVE'S LITTLE FRIDAY SHOW!!! This month we bring you CLOWNS
AND POLITICS as we celebrate the end of Bush's tragically
comic reign and the hope of a new era with some classic
clowns of burlesque: Lukki, Creamy Stevens, and Bunny
Love!!! Of course there will be erotic ballon art and
some pie in your face, if you're lucky!?! So let's celebrate
a new era! Come on down and we'll have a make out party!
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Sunday,
January 18, 2009
Obama Wonderama
Warehouse Theater
1021 7th Street NW
Washington, DC
Price: $25 in Advance, $30 at Door
8 pm - 2 am
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I'm
thrilled to be in the nation's capital to say BYE BYE BUSH
and HELLO OBAMA! Change is gonna come, people! A Burlesque
and Sideshow Inauguration Celebration!! Featuring Three
Sets of Extraordinary Entertainers from DC and NYC! Enjoy
drink specials, DJ sets and art galleries between performances!
Starring Ava After Dark, Bella Donna, Candy Del Rio, Clams
Casino from NYC, Dr. Lucky from NYC, Dulce de Leche from
NYC, Gary Gutter, L'il Dutch, Mab Just Mab, Malibu, Miss
Joule, DJ P-Vo, ShortStaxx, Sugar Ann Spice and Swami Yomahmi.
You DO NOT want to miss this!!!!! |
Friday,
December 26, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Did
you get everything you wanted for Christmas? Well rest
assured! You will get what Santa forgot to slip into your
stocking tonight at the Slipper Room! I'm super excited
to be a hosting an evening of outstanding talents, death
defying thrills, and gorgeous show girls, all wrapped
up in a post-modern package that makes politics palatable!
Come by for our very special "Secret Santa Gift Exchange!"
Simply bring some piece of crap you have no intention
of using and exchange it for some other piece of crap!
It's Christmas all over again except no annoying family
members and a bar at your reach at all times. See you
then!!!
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Saturday,
December 20, 2008
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey's
4th Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
Creative
Alliance at the Patterson
Baltimore, MD
Shows at 7 & 10, $16
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I'm
thrilled to be performing at the 4th Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
for the 4th year in a row! I just can't get enough of
these crazy kids and the super festive Baltimore, the
little city that could (and does!) Nuts will be roasted
and yule logs will be laid...and you'll be REALLY glad
the family isn't around when you spend this racy pre-Christmas,
post-Hannukah night of debauchery with Baltimore's beloved
acrobatic burlesque superduo! Monkey plays Santa, Trixie
trims the trees and bushes and the wry Austrian uber-hostess,
Miss Astrid, will give out the coal, while Dr. Lukki drinks
all the eggnog in the house!
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Come
celebrate Thanksgiving with the Double D Ranch Wranglers,
Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lucky, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin
Rooster, at Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque! Make your
Exploitation of Native Peoples celebration complete with
all the peanuts you can eat, a "hair pie" eating
contest, and a battle between cowboys and Indians. Joining
us at this month's festivities are Rudi Macaggi, the world-renowned
acromedian; Dirty Martini, the stripping sensationalist;
and Boinky the Clown, Cousin Rooster's handy side kick.
Tonight we're also celebrating the recent elections and
proud that the UST&A has finally put CoUNTry FIRST!
Gather around the old campfire for smores, rump steak,
and pork 'n grind! You’ll be asking for seconds,
and thirds! Sheeeet, we might have to kick your rump out
when the rooster crows (and the kitchen closes at 2am).
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Saturday,
November 15, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
ARS
NOVA
511 West 54th Street & 10th Ave.
8 pm, $10
TICKETS: https://www.smarttix.com
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired by Scotland
Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind
Bradford Scobie), secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque
historian and PhD scholar Dr. Lucky) and sultry film noir
inspired mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled
burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned and no tassel
untwirled. Dial "P" for Pasties has been deemed
"smart, funny and dumb in all the best ways"
at the Capital Fringe Festival in DC, "Better than
Wicked" in Vermont, and met with standing ovations
up and down the Atlantic Seaboard! New numbers & a
new script!
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Friday,
November 14, 2008
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
eve of Dial "P" for Pasties and almost the entire
cast is booked at the Slipper Room tonight (though bragging
about the "entire cast" may be an exaggeration
since there's only four people in the show!) But we've
GENIUSLY taken this opportunity to stage a dress rehearsal
for all you lovely people! There's a GREAT line up tonight
including MOI, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey,
Delirium Tremens, and a host of others. Hosted by Jesus.
Come early and stay late: sets at 10:30, 12, and 1:30
with go go dancing and shenanigans all night long!!!.
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Wednesday,
October 29, 2008
GENIUS STUDENT SHOWCASE
Doors at 7:30, Show at 8 p.m., $5
The Slipper Room (corner of Stanton & Orchard)
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Though
a huge fan of hyperpole, the title to tonight's festivities
is not an exaggeration! These kids are smart, funny, &
hot as hell! I'm thrilled to present to the big beautiful
world the lovely ladies from the New York School of Burlesque
5-Week Intensive Act & Character Development Workshop!
These kids have been working hard learning the ins and outs
of diva-dome and they are ready to take the stage! Let's
see how their edumacation has paid off! Stellar performances
by Jenny C'est Quoi, Lana Jean, Maxie M'o, Plum Manchego,
Sugar Snap LaRue, Vanity Darling, and Victoria Privates,
plus special appearances by celebrity guests! Hosted by
your bodacious professor Dr. Lucky! With DJ MomoTaro spinning
the tunes. School never looked so good! |
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Howdy
Partner! You don't wanna miss this month's saloon/salon
which features an all-star lineup of freaks, geeks, and
gorgeous gals! We are tickled pink to announce the geniuses
that are joining us this month: Art Star & Downtown
Celebrity, Taylor Mac; Award Winning Burlesque Sensationalist,
Jo Boobs; and Nightlife Impresario and Queen of Country,
Daniel Nardicio. As always, the Double D Ranch Wranglers
-- Bradford Scobie, Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lucky, &
Boinky the Clown -- bringing you some super fun shenanigans!
Putting the CUNT back into COUNTRY! Come early for live
honky-tonk music at 9 pm and stay late – kitchen
closes at 2 am and Daniel Nardicio will be spinning the
shit-kicking tunes all night long. Happy Trails!
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Saturday,
October 25, 2008
BOO-Lesque w/Zombie Ralph
Joe's Pub
11:30 pm; $15
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Boo-lesque
with Zombie Ralph is a rampant revue of vamping vampires,
Transylvanian trannies and gorgeous go-go-ghouls, presented
by your Master of Scare-a-Moanies, Zombie Ralph! Despite
his insatiable taste for human brains, Zombie Ralph is a
swell guy and his only desire is to amuse and entertain
you…and then eat your brains. Accompanied by Drummy
Mummy on drums, (Eric Farber of The Fisherman Tiki Trio)
and his flamboyant, undead side-kick, Flamin-stein, (Stephan
Vara of The Plush Life) Zombie Ralph rolls out a macabre
mob of satanic strippers and batty acrobats:
Hula-hoopin', strippin' witch, Miss Saturn, will have you
spellbound! Stripper corpse, Tigger-mortis, will make you
stiff! Magnificent mutant, Rose Wood, will freak you out!
Stripper from the Black Lagoon, Doctor Lukki, will do a
fin dance! Sugary sweety, Bunny Love, will give you a rush!
Dancing dead baby, Bambi Cornstar, just might make you spit
up! Plus: Baltimore's Acrobatic Burlesque Duo Trixie Little
& the Evil Hate Monkey will raise the Bride of Monkeystein
from the dead! She's Aliiive! Yikes! Chain-rattling meets
tassel-twirling in this ax-stravaganza where the ghosts
boo-kaki and the skeletons are ribbed for your pleasure!
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Sunday,
October 19, 2008
Kitty
Nights
Bar on A (140 Avenue A at 11th)
9 pm, $5
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This
is my first time at Kitty Nights and I'm thrilled to be
HOSTING the evening's festivities! MEOW! I think Lana, the
Lowered Expectations contestant #269, will take over tonight
-- she's very frisky and ready to POUNCE! Fem Appeal puts
together quite a show so make sure you come ready to be
entertained. And on a slight side note, today is Kate Valentine's
40th bday so make sure you give her a bday spanking!
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Saturday,
October 11, 2008
VICTORIA!
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
10-4, shows at 12 & 1:30
$10/$5 w/ RSVP (ftfvictoria@gmail.com)
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Tonight's
VICTORIA party celebrates Faux Queens and BURLESQUE BABES!
I don't know what they mean by "faux," honey,
because there is nothing but real queen here, but I do
appreciate all human beings' abilities to self identify.
I am HOSTING and I'm PROUD to be the mistress of ceremonies
of such an amazing show! Featuring Little Brooklyn, Darlinda
Just Darlinda, Harley Dear, Martini Twins, and Howling
Vic, with stylists Coco Lareau and Alta and go going with
Blu Mystique, Blackie Deuce, & Lena. DJ Dan Fishback
spins.
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Friday,
October 10, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
1:30 am, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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So,
we're trying something new here, kids. Yours truly will
be showing up in the middle of the night to do two, count
'em 2, numbers at 1:30. Yes, that's right, 1:30 in the
morning. Really not that shocking, I suppose, but this
is not the Box, people, and it's Friday night and this
bridge and tunnel crowd most definately will have been
out since happy hour. So, I'm going to bring some sick,
messy shit to throw (literally & figuratively) at
the kids. Buyer beware. OH! There's also a whole other
show happening starting at 10:30 pm but I have no idea
who is performing since the website hasn't been updated
in 6 years.
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Saturday,
October 4,
2008
Le
Scandal
The Cutting Room
10:00 pm, $25
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I
cannot believe how time flies! I have not performed at
Le Scandal in abour 5 or 6 years, and I'm super excited
to join a stellar cast of amazing talent! Hosted by The
World Famous *Bob* and starring ME!, Ekaterina, Ravi,
and many more! Belly dnace, sword swallowing, aerial acts,
burlesque, comedy, and live music with the NYC Blues Devils!
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Friday,
October 3, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Here
we go, kids! Another night at Slipper Room with surprise
special guests and who knows who's performing? WOW! Upcoming
in July, huh? I love this little place that is always
full of surprises... Please come join me it's guaranteed
to be FUN! Don't miss my Pony act (sans rainbow) that
I premiered recently at the New York Burlesque Festival.
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Howdy
Partner! You don't wanna miss this month's saloon/salon
which features an all-star lineup of freaks, geeks, and
gorgeous gals including Miss Exotic World 2008 First Runner
Up, Lux La Croix and Singing Sensationalist, Melody Sweet.
As always, the Double D Ranch Wranglers -- Bradford Scobie,
Julie Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lukki -- bringing you some super
fun shenanigans! New productions numbers! New audience
participation! Come early for live honky-tonk music at
9 pm and stay late – kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ
Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night
long. Happy Trails!
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September
18-19 & 25-26, 2008
V-Love
Wow Caf
59-61 East 4th St.
8 pm, $12
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After
a 10-year hiatus on the burlesque stage, Dr. Lukki is
thrilled to announce her return to the off-off-Broadway
stage! That's right kids, I've been excavating my earliest
childhood memories, working on my character's motivation,
and developing my "instrument's" motor memory.
No kidding, I've got tons of lines and everything! Do
come witness a Tony Award Winning Performance – "Shit!
LINE!" (that's theatre talk, people!) -- before it
moves to Off Broadway… or at least down the street
to another off-off Broadway theatre with air conditioning!
Moving on UP, people! Directed by Scout Durwood, Written
by Lucile Scott, and starring ME and a whole cast of talented
ladies!
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Lukki
is honored to be performing in the Sixth Annual New York
Burlesque Festival (for the sixth year in a row)! After
headlining last year's Friday night festivities (stage
dive & all! YES!), I'll be returning to perform at
the Saturday night Spectacular! I'm thrilled to be a part
of this beautiful weekend of events!
There's bazillions of gorgeous people performing so make
sure you get your tickets NOW. The NYBF always sells out.
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September
18 ,
2008
Bunny Love's Little Friday Show
The Slipper Room
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
sick & twisted Playboy Bunny on Crack, Bunny Love,
is throwing her own fucked up spice into the cake mix
this weekend! [Yes, people, Thursday counts as the weekend!]
After the NYBF's Thursday night Teaser Party, Bunny Love
hosts her little Friday Party starring ME!, Rose Wood,
Lux La Croix, Tanya Cheeks, Vixen Violette, and a ton
of other gorgeous out of towners looking to throw down
with some performance art burlesque, baby! Monster/Beauties
REPRESENT!!! Show starts at midnight (in case you missed
the opening night of V-Love you can catch me HERE!)
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It's
that time of the month again! Just
in case you want to relive last month's epic extravaganza
-- or if you blacked out and need a reminder -- the ever
so talented and generous Lucien Samaha documented the
festivities for us: http://www.mondolucien.net.
SHHEEEET!!! You don't wanna miss this month's saloon/salon
which features an all-star lineup of freaks, geeks, and
gorgeous gals including Singing Sensationalist, Amber
Ray; the Silky Siren of Burlesque, Harvest Moon; and Master
Storyteller Sans Words, Zero Boy. Bradford Scobie stars
as Rooster Ropeburne, a distant cousin, sibling, and uncle
of Cousin Rooster, and Dr. Lukki with two -- count 'em
TWO (come on, you can do it Rooster!) -- new numbers to
knock your pants off!!! Come early for live honky-tonk
music with the Second Fiddles at 9 pm and stay late –
kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be spinning
the shit-kicking tunes all night long. Happy Trails!
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Monday,
August 25, 2008
Monday Night Burlesque
Public
Assembly
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $10
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Public
Assembly (formerly known as Galapagos Art Space) is proud
to continue hosting the long-running Monday Night Burlesque!
Tonight's editionis curated by the fun and fanciful Clams
Casino! Starring MOI, Clams, Ruby Valentine, and a host
of other tantalizing festivities to keep you entertained!
The "Fresh Faces" Newbie showcase starts at
8 -- come support new talent as they try their hand at
a truly democratic art form!
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Saturday August 23rd, 2008
The Year in Rainbow Finale
The
Zipper Factory
336
West 37th Street
10pm,
$20
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda and Thirsty Girl Productions Present: THE
YEAR IN RAINBOW FINALE! The Most Colorful Burlesque Blowout
of the Year! Starring
Amber Ray, The Animal Crackers, Amy Animal, Bambi the
Mermaid, Bunny Love, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda,
Dr. Lukki, Glenn Marla, Little Brooklyn, Miss Saturn,
Pinkie Special, Sequinette, Shelly the Singing Siren and
Surprise Guests!
Tickets
& info: www.thezipperfactory.com
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I'm
thrilled to be a part of Coney Island's Sideshow by the
Seashore legendary Burlesque by the Beach! This installation
will be truly inspiring as BAMBI THE MERMAID presents
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM: SURREALIST FANTASY. That title
alone should be enough for you to hope on the F train
and spend the evening with the freaks and the geeks at
Coney Island! Free fireworks on the Boardwalk and roller
skating at Dreamland Roller Skating Rink round out your
night...
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August
1 and 2, 2008
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Boy
it has been a spell since I've performed at one of my
favorite stomping grounds, the Slipper Room! I have no
idea who's performing because the website is out of date
but that's just part of the charm of this crazy space!
So come by and be surprised! Sets at 10:30, 12, and 1:30.
That's a shit load of entertainment for 5 bucks. That's
right, 5 bucks!
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Wednesday,
July 30th, 2008
VICTORIA!
A FAUX QUEEN CABARET
Dixon Place (258 Bowery)
$12 (students)/$15; 8 pm
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The
Victoria party at Stonewall brings its Faux Queen Cabaret
to Dixon Place as part of the HOT! Festival! Hosted by
the World Famous *Bob* and featuring a whole host of female
female impersonators, female drag queens, and gorgeous
nut balls showing the boys how it's done!
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I
thought we might have gotten run out of town after last
month's edition of Wanted! Wild Bandits of Burlesque!
But have no fear, the saloon/salon returns to the little
stage that could this Tuesday night! Joining the Double
D Ranch wranglers -- Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford
Scobie as Cousin Rouster -- are special guests Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey and Boinky the Clown.
Come early for live music at 9 pm and stay until late
-- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be spinning
the shit-kicking tunes all night long. Happy Trails!.
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I
love these crazy Pinchbottom kids for throwing together
such epic shows! Listen people, we're talking rehearsals
and scripts! AND it's part of some fancy pants theatre
festival the name of which escapes me AND since the Collective
Un:Conscious's basement is filled to the rim with feces
(sad but really gross!) the show has been moved to the
The Flea Theatre which is owned by some fancy star. ANYWHO,
the show is always fun so check out the line-up and JOIN
US! It's WAR!!!
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July
3-July 6, 2008
Rothbury
Music Festival
Rothbury,
Michigan
$250 and up
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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I'm
freaking out that I have to entertain 40,000 hippies with
my glamour this weekend but am also super excited to be
part of the excessive spectacular ESTABLISHMENT, a circus/glamour/party
in a box tent featuring the Dresden Dolls, the Yard Dogs,
Stephanie from the Bindlestiff's Family Circus, Sxip's
Hour of Charm, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey,
Scotty the Blue Bunny, and a host of other fabulous entertainers.
Drop some acid and teeter over to our pink-striped tent
to escape the hippies and all that tie dye (which frankly
should just be called tie DIE)...
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque returns for its montly installation
of the best and brightest burlesque legends, art stars,
and circus side show freaks! Part saloon, part salon,
the last Tuesday of every month features death-defying
novelty acts, gorgeous showgirls, campfire sing alongs,
and an evening of guaranteed side-splitting laughter and
eye-popping thrills. The Double D Ranch wranglers -- Julie
Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford Scobie as Cousin Rouster
-- are putting the cunt back into country and bringing
you a hoedown you'll never forget! Our special guests
this month include The World Famous *Bob*, Bunny Love,
and Boinky the Clown. Come early for live music at 9 pm
and stay until late -- kitchen closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro
will be spinning the shit-kicking tunes all night long.
Happy Trails!.
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Monday,
June 23, 2008
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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It's
that time of year again! Back by popular demand, Dr. Lucky
and her darling students from the Drama Department at
New York University will show you what they've learned
this semester in "The History of American Burlesque"
course. And that's right! They'll be graded! Our panel
of celebrity guest judges include Darlinda Just Darlinda,
Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, and Cherry Cheesecake. The
students will be joined by guest lecturers from the course
who also happen to be neo-burlesque legends including
The World Famous *Bob*, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Rose
Wood, and, of course, Dr. Lucky.
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Sunday,
June 22, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
The
Birchmere
Alexandria, VA
8 pm, $20
(advanced purchase highly suggested)
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired by Scotland
Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind
Bradford Scobie), secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque
historian and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film noir
inspired mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled
burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned and no tassel
untwirled. Dial "P" for Pasties has been deemed
"smart, funny and dumb in all the best ways"
at the Capital Fringe Festival in DC, "Better than
Wicked" in Vermont, and met with standing ovations
up and down the Atlantic Seaboard!
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Friday,
June 20, 2008
Fish 'N' Chips!
THE OTTOBAR
2549 N. Howard St.
Baltimore, MD
Doors at 9, Show at 10
Price: $12 ADV
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Brits
be warned: mockery ahead! After a month performing in
jolly ol' England, Trixie and Monkey return home to Baltimore
to flip-n-strip a tribute to all things British. With
friends from across the pond...or
at least with a fake British accent: The regal pomposity
of Dr. Donut, the bawdy, nearly Oxford-educated brains
of Dr. Lukki, a swinging 60's London soundtrack by Momo
Taro and more Benny Hill references than you could fill
a pint glass with! Don't be late...it's considered rude
in certain parts of the world, you know. And don't miss
Trixie's act that won her two -- count 'em TWO -- awards
at the Miss Exotic World Competition in Las Vegas!
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Saturday,
June 14th, 2008
FILTHY
GORGEOUS Burlesque
Two Boots
Bridgeport, Connecticut
9:30, $10
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Glamour,
people, glamour!!! Listen, apparently the Two Boots in
Bridgeport is not like the Two Boots in the East Village
-- they have curtains and a stage and fanciness! What
do you want from me? It's Connecticul for Christ's sake!
We will be infultrating that pizza parlour with a lot
of glamour and mayhem from Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn,
Gal Friday, Ekaterina, Draggin' Kitten, and MOI! Hosted
by the incomparable Miss Astrid. DJ MomoTaro spins tunes
all night long.
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Friday,
June 13th, 2008
MEAT:
A Performance
Tribute to Meatloaf
Collective:
Unconscious
279 Church St.
7:30 pm, $12
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ALL
MEATLOAF ALL NIGHT! Not the kind of meatloaf that will
make your stomache hurt -- well, actually, that's not
a defining characteristic -- but rather the performa-rock
king himself! That's right, some of your favorite performers
will rock the Bat Out of Hell Album like you've
never seen before (and that's not hyperbole for
once!). Starring Dr. Lukki, Zhenesse, Glenn Marla, Clams
Casino, Adrienne Anemone, Nico & The Astronaut, Amir
& The Poisonous Ladies, and hosted by Sharon Husbands.
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No
words can quite describe this weekend of complete and
utter glamour, excess, and extravagence! If you aren't
coming this year, start planning for next! This year I
am honored to be CO-HOSTING the Friday Night Legends Performance
with the World Famous *Bob* and will be be busy with the
Burlesque Hall of Fame Oral History Project which I began
in 2007 and am currently curating. The mission of the
Oral History Project is to preserve the histories and
stories of burlesque legends, producers, and designers
past and present.
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Tuesday,
June 3, 2008
Match
Blank '77
Fortune Cookie Cabaret at Lucky Cheng's
24 1st Avenue
10 pm, $5
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MATCH (BLANK) '77 recreates a certain beloved TV game
show of the shag carpet era; two contestants attempt to
match the answers of a panel of well-lubricated celebrities,
in a bawdy game of fill-in-the-blank. Hosted by Clams
Casino along with her lovely assistant, Neil O'Fortune,
it stars special celebrity panelists Albert Cadabra, Anita
Cookie, Dr. Lukki and Schaffer the Darklord -- along with
contestants from right out of the audience!
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Wanted!
Wild Bandits of Burlesque's premiere was such a smashing
success that we're bringing you the best and the brightest
burlesque legends, art stars, and circus side show freaks
every month! Part saloon, part salon, the last Tuesday
of every month features death-defying novelty acts, gorgeous
showgirls, campfire sing alongs, and an evening of guaranteed
side-splitting laughter and eye-popping thrills. The Double
D Ranch wranglers -- Julie Atlas Muz, Dr. Lukki, and Bradford
Scobie as Cousin Rouster -- are putting the cunt back
into country and bringing you a hoedown you'll never forget!
Headlining are the Wau Wau Sisters and special guests
Kinko the Clown. Come early for live honky-tonk music
with the Second Fiddles at 9 pm and stay late -- kitchen
closes at 2 am and DJ Momotaro will be spinning the shit-kicking
tunes all night long. Happy Trails!.
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Saturday,
May 24, 2008
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School
3pm-6pm, $10 ($15 for a table)
Lucky Cat Lounge
245 Grand St, Williamsburg
www.drsketchy.com
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Lukki
remembers the good old days when she was fresh to the city,
young and eager and robust, and her first job was modeling
for an art class in Brooklyn. Here we are 10 years later
and she's not so young anymore but the point is she really
hasn't gotten that far now, has she? Really folks, Dr. Sketchy's
has spawned a book, branches in six cities and three countries,
paper dolls, and a movement. And Lukki is thrilled to be
a part of it as she stands still for you today! You can
bet that the costume is going to be really really hard to
draw because she want you darlings to get your money's worth
and WORK! |
Sunday,
April 20, 2007
Sweet
& Nasty
Rafifi
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
10
pm, $15
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Sweet
& Nasty present THE MASSACRE SHOW! Murder! Fascism!
War! Narcotics! And BOOBS! I'm thrilled to be making my
WORLD PREMIERE at Sweet & Nasty right about when Rafifi's
gonna close... Timing's everything, kids, in show business!
I've been invited to help trash the place! SPRING BREAK
2008 FORT LAUDERDALE, baby!!! Come have fun with us! Hosted
by Tony & Pat and featuring ME, Nasty Canasta, Broadway
Brassy, and Run Around Sue!
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Friday,
April 18, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Come
enjoy Slipper Room's new format -- go go starts at 10:30
and first set by 11 pm. I swear it's the truth. Go go
and burlesque sets until 2:30 in the morning! I mean really,
what more could you want? Tonight I will be entertaining
you crazy kids during the early sets and am honored to
share the stage with Jo Boobs, Legs Malone, and Ruby Fizz.
Hosted by Mel Frye. See you there!!!
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired by Scotland
Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind
Bradford Scobie), secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque
historian and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film noir
inspired mood music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled
burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned and no tassel
untwirled. Called "smart, funny and dumb in all the
best ways" at the Capital Fringe Festival in DC,
the show stops at CA after touring New England.
P.S.
Our sold out shows in Vermont were met with standing ovations
and great accolades including one enthusiastic patron
who proclaimed: "This was better than Wicked!"
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Tuesday,
March 25th, 2008
WANTED!
The Wild Bandits of Burlesque
Rodeo Bar
375 3rd Avenue at 27th St.
New York, NY
11 pm, $TBA
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DOC
& JAM PRODUCTIONS brings you the WORLD PREMIERE of
WANTED! The Wild Bandits of Burlesque! Howdy Partner!
You best saddle up at the Double D Ranch for a hoedown,
honky tonk, hee haw, wild west burlesque revue that's
sure to be hotter than Little House on the Pastie! Gather
around the old campfire for s'mores and tenderloin with
a side of extra-hot burly-q sauce. This BEEF will not
be recalled and is 100% UST&A approved! You'll be
asking for seconds--and thirds! Sheeeet, we might have
to kick your rump out when the rooster crows (and the
kitchen closes at 2am). WANTED's Wild Bandits of Burlesque
is gonna put the "cunt" back in country and
bring you an evening of saucy pork 'n grind. Happy Trails!
Starring the Burlesque Stylings of Dirty Martini, Julie
Atlas Muz, and Dr. Lukki. With World Champion Trick Roper
Chris McDaniel and hosted by Bradford Scobie as Cousin
Rooster.
DJ MomoTaro spins shit kickers all night long.
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Saturday,
March 8th, 2008
SAVE
CONEY ISLAND Benefit
Southpaw
123 5th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
8pm, $15
adv/$20 door
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On
Saturday, March 8, 2008 the Save Coney Island organization
will join forces with Miss Cyclone, Angie Pontani, Dianna
Carlin of Lola Staar and Jen Gapay of Thirsty Girl Productions
to stage a tilta-whirling event to promote awareness about
New York City's exciting new plan for the revitalization
of Coney Island. STARRING: MISS ASTRID, SCOTTY THE BLUE
BUNNY, MURRAY HILL, THE WORLD FAMOUS PONTANI SISTERS,
MISS CYCLONE: ANGIE PONTANI, BAMBI: THE MERMAID QUEEN
OF CONEY ISLAND, MISS CONEY ISLAND 2007 EKATERINA, HELEN
PONTANI, PEEKABOO POINTE, LITTLE BROOKLYN, LUKKI, JO BOOBS,
THE ANIMAL CRACKERS.
Featuring: MISS SATURN, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA & PINKY
SPECIAl, plus, THE WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*, TRIXIE LITTLE &
THE EVIL HATE MONKEY, KILSY, THE FISHERMAN XYLOPHONIC
ORCHESTRA, DJ MOMOTARO, DJ BILL COLEMAN & MANY MORE
TBA GUEST STARS! Proceeds
from this event will go to The Coney Island History Project,
Save Coney Island, The Polar Bear Club & Coney Island
USA.
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Friday,
February 29, 2008
Student
Showcase
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
7 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Dr.
Lukki is thrilled to present to the big beautiful world
her students from the New York School of Burlesque 5-Week
Intensive Character Development and Persona Workshop!
These kids have been working hard learning the ins and
outs of diva-dome. Let's see if their edumacation has
paid off! Stellar performances by Atta Girl, Candy Winks,
Coco Lapearl, Della Dare, Kristen Lee, La Maia, Lulita
de la Luna, Poppy T and Sapphire Jones. Hosted by your
bodacious professors Jo Boobs and Dr. Lukki! With DJ MomoTaro
spinning the tunes. School never looked so good!
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February
23rd and 24th, 2008
DIAL
'P' for Pasties
Hooker [tee hee...] Dunham Theater
Brattleboro, VT 05301
$15/ $12 Students
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Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired by Scotland
Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties.
With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind
Bradford Scobie), secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian
and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film noir inspired mood
music spun by DJ MomoTaro- these hardboiled burlesque detectives
leave no trick unturned and no tassel untwirled. Called
"smart, funny and dumb in all the best ways" at
the Capital Fringe Festival in DC, catch the show ints in
New England tour.
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January
18th & 19th, 2008
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
The
Pinch Brothers in "Bawdy House"
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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Back
by popular demand! You the people have voted for the return
of your FAVORITE Pinchbottom
Burlesque show and here it is! The Marx show that features
Dr. Lukki's tribute to Marx -- Harpo and Karl that
is! An ambitious undertaking replete with the worker's
revolution, life-size machine parts, and a story so tragic
it'll make you revolt! Pinchbottom is created and hosted
by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE and this amazing
show stars ALBERT CADABRA, ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH,
GIGI LaFEMME, LITTLE BROOKLYN, ME!, NAUGHTIA NICE, NEIL
O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO POINTE, PRECIOUS LITTLE, RUBY VALENTINE,
SCOTT RAYOW and TIGGER! Advance ticket purchase highly
suggested.
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda's Year in Rainbow continues this month with
the "color rainbow." How can"rainbow"
be "a" color, you ask? Well, learn the answer
to that very pressing question at tonight's show! With an
all-star lineup of performers performing every color in
the rainbow (in the rainbow order, I might add -- please
note the fine details, people!), including Darlinda Just
Darlinda, Rose Wood, MOI, and other special guests to be
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December
31st, 2007
Burlesque O-Teque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
24 Hour Liquor License!
doors at 8, party til sun up!!
$75 = admission + open bar till 11:30!
$30 = admission
$25 = after midnight
www.galapagosartspace.com
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"New
Year's in New York Times Square Avoidance" TopTen
List. That's right, baby, our party heads the list at
#1! BROOKLYN BURLEQUE - O - TEQUE is a fabulous, glamtastic,
all star burlesque, champagne soaked, rock n roll dance
party for the ages! Ring in the New Year without leaving
the little borough that could -- Brooklyn! New Year's
Eve Premier Party at Galapagos Art Space will leave you
with fond memories of 2007 - and hopefully a few blacked
out ones. With over 5 hours of entertainment from stars
of the burlesque stage, go go dancing, and YOU, we guarantee
a New Year's Eve to be remembered! Starring Trixie Little
and The Evil Hate Monkey, Dr. Lukki, Little Brooklyn,
Darlinda Just Darlinda, Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie,
and a host of other gorgeous gals and gents bringing you
the best and the brightest of the burlesque stage. Late
night and "anything goes" set starring Miss
Saturn. Plus DJ Boyracer spinning your fav indie, disco,
punk, and rock n roll party jams all night long! Out with
the clothed year in with the nude year! Forget those chumps
trying to catch a cab home from Manhattan - do it Brooklyn
style! Champagne toast at midnight, an all-star lineup
of NYC's best burlesque acts, lots of making out, go go
dancers, late night DJ's and party until the sun comes
up.
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Saturday,
December 22, 2007
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey's
3rd Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
Creative
Alliance at the Patterson
Baltimore, MD
Shows at 7 & 10, $16
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I'm
thrilled to be performing at the 3rd Annual HOLIDAY SPECTAC-U-THON
for the 3rd year in a row! I just can't get enough of
these crazy kids and the super festive Baltimore, the
little city that could (and does!) Nuts will be roasted
and yule logs will be laid...and you'll be REALLY glad
the family isn't around when you spend this racy pre-Christmas,
post-Hannukah night of debauchery with Baltimore's beloved
acrobatic burlesque superduo! Monkey plays Santa, Trixie
trims the trees and bushes and the wry Austrian uber-hostess,
Miss Astrid, will give out the coal, while Dr. Lukki drinks
all the eggnog in the house!
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Friday,
December 8, 2007
VICTORIA!
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
10-4, shows at 12 & 1:30
$10/$5 w/ RSVP (ftfvictoria@gmail.com)
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Okay,
kids, get your pens and paper out and take some notes
-- there's going to be a quiz at the end of the night!
"FTF" is a term used by some transpeople to
identify that though they may have been born bioligically
male, they have always considered themselves female. I'm
sure that's review for all of you and I don't even need
to Mother Camp it by explaining what a "female impersonator"
is. And just to throw some further gender bending into
this wonderful queer world, now some people with vaginas
(born with vaginas -- an important distinction here!)
have started a party dedicated to "FTFs, Faux Queens,
and the Gay Men Trapped inside our Vaginas." In a
binary gendered world we would simply look at this phenomenon
and say, well, they're just women [intentional switch
from sex to gender] now aren't they? Not quite, my friends
-- "post post" does not go back to the original
thing. Whether you are confused or you TOTALLY GET THIS,
come to this party where Dr. Lukki will spin some edumucated
queer and trans theory on your asses! I'm hosting and
I'M PROUD! By the way, I'm currently writing an essay
about this that can be found on my myspace blog (www.myspace.com/drlucky
-- it's part of the "Monster/Beauty" post.)
It's a great lineup so don't miss Victoria's Duets Night!
Bio King and Bio Queen performers! Gender-bending burlesque,Go-Gos,
DJs, Drag King Shot Boys and Free
Vodka Shots: 10–11pm.
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Friday,
December 1, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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The
Slipper Room is hosting a very special night tonight with
an all star lineup! Starring ME!, Harvest Moon, Delirium
Tremens, and Peekaboo Pointe! Come join me as the sole
blond bomshell of the evening shares the stage with a
bunch of bodacious brunettes! Go go starts at 10:30 so
come early for a good seat! DJ Momotaro is gonna thrill
you with his vinyl tunes as we play, dance, and party
until the wee hours of the morning.
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Tuesday,
November 20, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th Ave.
10 pm
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Well
I thought Lotus was a fancy joint, which it is, but now
that Mistress Formika and the crew are in there queering
the joint out it's anything goes! So though I've said
in the past not to expect dildos and masturbating with
potatos at Lotus, I may very well have changed my tune.
Perhaps you will all get to see the miracle of Little
Edie coming back to life (sans the stage diving -- see
the NYBF for more on that). Little Brooklyn and Creamy
Stevens bring you this night of burlesque, go-go dancers,
and super festive festivities!
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Friday,
November 2, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Like
a big bowl of chili and corn dogs at the end of the night,
Slipper Room is the gift that keeps on giving! I am very
happy to be performing tonight with a host of lovely creatures
while the super dapper Ken Ball wrangles in the customers
and DJ MomoTaro keeps the grooves going all night long.
Has anyone noticed that those 2 actually coordinate their
outfits every week?!? That alone is worth the measly 5
bucks it costs to get in. See you there!
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LOBSTERBOY
REVUE'S
"GRAND MORT"
Warehouse Theater
1021 7th Street NW
Washington, DC
Price: $20 w/o Costume/$15 with Costume
7 p.m. and 10 p.m.
www.lobsterboy.net
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As
the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end!
I've been performing with the Lobster Boy Review for 3 or
4 years (hell I stopped counting after all those 40 ouncers)
and am thrilled to be returning, but saddened all the same,
for Lobster Boy's FINAL SHOW! I know, I know everyone always
says "Liquidation Sale! Closing this Location!"
so that you run in and buy all the 1/2 priced shoes but
I think this one's for real! Join us for a champagne toast,
some shedded tears, and a shit load of entertainment featuring
ME!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Ms. Joule,
Sugar Ann Spice, Polly the Card Girl, my burlesque daughter
Lil' Dutch, Siamese Fighting Fish, and Diver Dave and Sally
Jane Snorkel. That's a hell of a lot of show! And guess
what? We'll be doing it TWICE: come to the 7 or the 10 pm
show! And buy me a drink! Momma's gotta keep the party going
to stay up so late! |
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Diva
Ball: Burlesqueering NYU
Kimmel Eisner & Lubin Auditorium, 4th
Floor
New York University
Friday, October 26, 9 -12
FREE
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Hey
look kids! Tired of NYU taking over the village? Well,
come to this free party, eat their food, and let's TRASH
THE PLACE!!! Seriously, folks, this is a lovely event
sponsored by Pride Month, Program Board and Keep a Child
Alive who invite you to enjoy an evening of burlesque,
drag and soul. Featuring ME!, Maggie Kim, Mia Riddle,
Erika Rose, Rose Wood, Dottie Lux, Nasty Canasta and hosted
by Nyah Molineaux. DJ Uri Dalal will be spinning all night
for your continued pleasure!
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TRIXIE
& MONKEY'S HALLOWEENIE SHOW!
THE OTTOBAR
2549 N. Howard St.
Baltimore, MD
Doors at 9, Show at 10
Price: $12 or $10 in Costume
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All
the
outrageous acrobatic burlesque antics you love now loaded
with EVEN MORE candy, costumes and choreography! You'll
get tricks AND treats at this exclusive pre-Halloween
spectacular by Baltimore's famous burlesque superstars.
Acrobatics, spanking, trapeze, stupidity! Hosted by NYC's
DR. DONUT- a chocolate dipped confection and lecherous
lard ass you can only HOPE will cast insults your way!
Special guests DR. LUKKI- one part Lucille Ball and one
part Phyllis Diller mixed with a heavy dose of randy NYC-style
performance art. PACO as The Grim Reaper in a stilting-striptease
of doom! And the WEIRDO SHOW- a whole showcase of DC based
variety show shockers helmed by that charming carny PROFESSOR
SPROCKET! And DJ MOMO TARO spins the best retro mood music
that makes him the go-to groove guy in NYC's Royale and
Slipper Room. Just added! NYC's DOTTIE LUX!
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THE
ORANGEACLE ORACLE
October 13, 2007
2pm-5pm at Le Petite Versailles
346 East Houston St at Avenue C
New York City
Suggested Donation $10
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AS
THE DEAD LEAVES FALL, SO DOES YOUR PAST, COME FIND YOUR
FUTURE AT THE ORANGEACLE ORACLE. THE ORANGEACLE ORACLE
is an orange urban oracle comprised of priestesses and
priests of the modern world. Follow the orange vapors
to the intimate garden oracle of the Lower East Side.
Hear what some of downtown's most psychic performance
artist have to say about your future, and the truthful
magic of the color orange. We predict that with the help
of Tigger!, Amber Ray, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dr. Lukki,
The Vapor Dancers (Nasty Canasta, Howling Vic, Pinkie
Special, Jo Boobs, Kiki Cluch and Zhenesse) and Kelly
Web on the Turn tables you'll give orange birth to the
child that is your life at Le Petit Versailles on October
13, 2007 2pm-5pm.
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September
in San Francisco!
Various
Dates, Times, & Locations
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September
in San Francisco features me digging knee deep in archives
for materials about Sally Rand's Nude Ranch at the Golden
Gate Exposition as well as performing with the Hubba Hubba
Review at the DNA Lounge, Little Minsky's Burlesque, and
modeling for Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School at Bombshell
Betty's Burlesque Academy! You can also catch me on the
airwaves in an interview with The Lair of Lady Monster.
A copy
of the broadcast can be found here. |
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Lukki
is honored to be performing in the Fifth Annual New York
Burlesque Festival (for the fifth year in a row)! For
the first time EVER I'll be performing on Friday Night
-- that's right, I'm HEADLINING Friday and will be closing
that bitch out so you KNOW I'm going to do all I can to
give you kids a little eye rape (you know those images
you can't get out of your head no matter how hard you
try? That's eye rape.). There's bazillions of gorgeous
people performing so make sure you get your tickets NOW.
The NYBF always sells out.
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Friday,
August 24, 2007
Filthy
Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Well,
kids, tonight is one of the last nights to see me before
I head off to Cali for the entire month of September!
Sunshine and glamour await me there but make sure you
get a piece of me before I depart. I'll be behaving myself
tonight as Corio likes to be fancy. Reservations
suggested 212-966-3910. No Pabst Blue Ribbon here, folks!
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As
part of her YEAR IN RAINBOW Darlinda Just Darlinda is celebrating
the month of Red with THE RED SELF CENTERED LEO'S SHOW at
Galapagos Art Space! It's bound to be indulgent with Tigger!,
Dr. Lukki, Sequinette and Jo Boobs! See some old classics
as well as some new lovelies celebrating RED and LEOs. See
you under the Bright Lights!
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Friday,
August, 17, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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While
I have been calavanting around the Eastern Sea Board my
favorite NYC establishment has been plugging along without
me (and doing just fine, I might add). That said, tonight
I will do the best to bring my sauciest and sassiest to
the LES stage which I consider home! Please come by and
hang with me -- the endlessly sexy DJ MomoTaro will be spinning
sick sexy tunes and we'll be "having a party"
as the kids say now adays -- stay tuned for more hip sayings
to come... |
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I
am absolutely mortified to announce that I have not been
at Starshine Burlesque since June of 2006! An absolute
tragedy, I concede, but I am thrilled to be returning
to that Little Stage that Could! Always new acts, new
talent, new ridiculousness -- come out and celebrate MY
LAST DAY OF CLASSES FOR 4 MONTHS! Cheers to FINALS! That's
right, kids, Lukki has off until January to cause havic
around the world! Stay tuned for Cali and Paris adventures
in the fall...
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Tuesday,
August 14, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th Ave.
10 pm
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I
am gonna be digging far in the archive to pull out some
fancy shit for this super fancy ass dinner theatre at some
fancy ass joint! This is a classy joint, kids, so don't
expect dildos and masturbating with potatos!!! Seriously,
folks, Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens are doing it right!
Come by and sip champagne or charge up money you don't have
on bottle service and enjoy the show! |
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I'm
slightly saddened to announce that this Friday we will
be celebrating Ophelia Rottencrotch's Funeral! Slightly
I say because ultimately she was a conniving bitch who
stole my second hubsand as well as a priceless set of
jewels which I happily am going to be RECLAIMING tonight!
Some cry on caskets -- I spit on hers! Don't miss the
New York City premiere of my new fan dance (those at the
Virgin Festival in Baltimore and the Fringe Festival in
DC got the premiere -- sorry kids!) as well as a tribute
to my double crossing friend and a "eulogy"
that no one would wish on their worse enemy!
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Wednesday-Sunday,
July 25th-29th
Super Secret Show
DC
Fringe Festival
Various Starting TImes
Price: $15
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Espionage.
Intrigue. Danger. Striptease. Award winning acrobatic burlesque
superduo Trixie
Little & The Evil Hate Monkey presents a
scandalously fun participatory show that turns the audience
into secret agents and the show itself into a rowdy burlesque
detective caper. With NYC's Dr. Lucky and Scotland Yard's
Detective Scobie. Pass phrase required. |
July
20 and July 21, 2007
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
Bottoms Over Broadway
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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Tired
of the throngs of tourists paying absurd amounts of money
for bland and Disney-fied Broadway claptrap? Think the
American theater is dead? Like
burlesque? Then come join Pinchbottom for an ecdysiastical
exploration of the Great White Way! With ten - count 'em,
10 - WORLD PREMIERE numbers! Here's what's waiting in
the wings:
-ANITA
COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW hunt down & kill "THE
LION KING"
-AMBER RAY shuts out "DAMN YANKEES"
-BASTARD KEITH & NAUGHTIA NICE slice into "SPAMALOT"
-BELLE MORTE-BEAUDELAIRE barbers "SWEENEY TODD"
-BONNIE DUNN undresses "MY FAIR LADY"
-CLAMS CASINO gives no quarter to JUKEBOX MUSICALS
-DELIRIUM TREMENS beats "FLOWER DRUM SONG"
-GIGI LA FEMME knocks the wind out of "CHICAGO"
-JONNY PORKPIE trips over "A CHORUS LINE"
-LUKKI plants "GREY GARDENS"
-NASTY CANASTA shatters "THE GLASS MENAGERIE"
-PEEKABOO POINTE sinks into "SOUTH PACIFIC"
-TIGGER does "ANNIE"
-and (of course) THE COMPANY neuters "CATS"
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Those
crazy kids at Pinchbottom Burlesque are taking over Galapagos'
Art Space's Monday Night Burlesque! With the condo take
over of Williamsburg and, well, everywhere else, Pinchbottom
is bringing a question to the stage that plagues us all:
ART VERSUS COMMERCE? Lukki will be reprising a number
she did once, yes count that on your finger!, due to its
graphic content and use of strobe light which caused one
lovely patron to break out into an epileptic seizure.
Also, Lukki will present the BROOKLYN debut of Marx Meets
Marx, that's Karl Marx and Harpo Marx of course! Don't
miss this spectacular show with a bevy of talented folks
bringing you both art and commerce...
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Friday,
June 29, 2007
One Year Anniversary Party
The
Palace of Wonders, 8:30
pm - 1:30 am
$15 in advance, $20 at door
Washington DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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An
all-out EXTRAVAGANZA covering every INCH of the Palace
to celebrate our first year of success! With side-show,
burlesque, vaudeville and circus acts performing on-going
shows for 2 nights with Palace All-Stars & NYC luminaries,
tarot card reading, fortune telling, carnival food, fire
performers, and over-the-top antics! FRIDAY SHOW LINE-UP:
NYC's wilde hare- SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY!, Trixie Little
& The Evil Hate Monkey- Acrobatic Burlesque Superduo,
Zeroboy- NYC's vocal acrobat, Western Rope Trickster-
Chris Mc Daniels, Albert Cadabra- Notorious Magic Wunderkind,
Dr. Lucky- the only PhD in Burlesque, Greggy Glitteratti
hosts The Weirdo Show-case. Stage
entertainment runs all night from 8:30pm-1:30am with intermissions.
Early showing starts at 8:30; Weirdo Show 10:30; Late
showing 11:30pm.
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June
20, 2007
Dr. Lucky's School of Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
9pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Back
by popular demand, Dr. Lucky and her darling students
from the Drama Department at New York University will
show you what they've learned this semester in "The
History of American Burlesque" course taught by none
other than Dr. Lucky's alter ego. Featuring the burlesque
debuts of Bebe A, Score-a Fedora, Wham Bam Sam, Kasper
Shalott, Lusty Lolenne, Fancie Fantastic, Billie Cirque,
Spanxxx La Tusheee, Miss Ginny Tonic, Stacky-O and Leila
Lee. The students will be joined by guest lecturers from
the course who also happen to be neo-burlesque legends
including Julie Atlas Muz, James "Tigger!" Ferguson,
Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Rose Wood, and, of course,
Dr. Lucky.
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June
15, 2007
Buns' & Roses' Vaudeville
Burlesque by the Beach
Coney
Island Side Show
10
pm, $15
www.coneyislandusa.com
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Look
people. We don't live in fucking Kansas. This is a big
and beautiful but ultimately insular city. No one's gonna
help you get home at the end of a very long night. We
come, we are, we leave. But let me tell you, friends,
this show is different. We have rehearsals. We show up
in leotards and leggings. And that tells you that this
night will be a very special -- let's just say "different"
- night. Written and directed by Bunny Love and Rose Wood
and starring ME, Julie Atlas Muz, Miss Saturn, Bambi the
Mermaid, and a host of other gorgeous legends of the burlesque
stage. Don't miss it. Just don't.
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MISS
EXOTIC WORLD Comeptition and weekend of complete and utter
mayhem. If you haven't booked your tickets, you are out
of luck. The shit is sold out.
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What
do drag queens and clowns (good ones at least) have in
common? They are able to "pull off" their characters
by creating and sustaining believable (or unbelievable)
stage personae. The stage persona can be anything from
an extension of self to a fantastic flaming creature,
and finding your inner queen is an effective way to connect
with the audience and tell a story. Through exercises,
writing, movement, storytelling, and improvisation, this
workshop will provide a framework, techniques, and the
creative space to begin the process of birthing a flamboyant
stage persona.
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The
infamous Va Va Voom Room presents one of the highlights
of Burlesque by the Beach at Coney Island's sideshow!
Hosted by the incomparable MISS ASTRID, that one-eyed,
patch wearing temptress of an obscure Eastern European
country! Featuring ONLY the best and brightest of the
burlesque stage! Tonight will be guaranteed entertainment.
Ah, ya'll know what I mean. IKEA is great and all but
vintage just gives you a quality of workmanship that is
unparalleled...
READ
WHAT THE PRESS HAS TO SAY ABOUT CONEY ISLAND MASSACRE:
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/astrolands_last_summer/burlesque_on_the_beach.php
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Saturday,
May 26th, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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YOWSERS!
Tonight's gonna be a BLAST with Scotty the Blue Bunny hosting
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs with ME!, Harvest Moon,
Rose Wood, and Peekaboo Pointe. Come early and stay late
-- go go starts at 10:30! |
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Dust
off your flags and your red white & blue best! Starring
Amber Ray, Angie Pontani, Anita Cookie, Gigi LaFemme, Helen
Pontani, Jonny Porkpie, Kissing COusins, Lukki, Nasty Canasta,
Peekaboo Pointe, Pinchbottom, Scarlet Sinclair, Sweet &
Nasty, Veronika Sweet, & The World Famous Pontani Sisters!
Now THAT will make you proud to be an American! |
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Amber
Ray's benefit night will put you center stage with some
of the brightest and bawdiest stars of the burlesque stage
before they jet off to Vegas for the annual "convention"
of the burlesque world, the Miss Exotic World Competition!
Jesus Christ, here goes... Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Angie
Pontanie, Deirium Tremens, Amber Ray, Creamy Stevens,
Little Brooklyn, Molly Crabapple, Miss Allison, Jonny
Porkpie, Nasty Canasta, Bastard Keith, Burgundy Brixx,
Gal Friday, Leroi the Girl Boi, Fem Appeal, Honi Harlow,
Bonnie Dunn, Pandora, Veronica Carlow, Clams Casino, Dottie
Lux, Precious Little, Albert Cadabra, The White Boom Boom,
Eric Schmalenberger, Gigi La Femme, Scarlette Sinclaire,
Amelia Danger and, oh yeah, me. Shit my fingers hurt.
Come. It doesn't get bigger than this! Plus DJ Momotaro
spins Sin City vinyl.
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Darlinda
Just Darlinda presents The Saga of Super Dance,
an evening of theatrical shenanigans that will warm your
heart and have you dancing in the aisles! Presenting the
WORLD DEBUT of Lucky The Patron Saint of Glamour giving
healings for you unglamoured wayward ones and blessing
those who have fully converted to the word of our savior
and have allowed excess and glamour to rule your lives.
Amen. Bring me those bloody stilleto pump wearing toes,
those little private parts chaffed from wearing skinny
jeans, your corset-bruised ribs. Joining the revival tent
are The World Famous *BOB*, Tigger!, Darlinda Just Darlinda,
and a host of other gorgeous folks.
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Friday,
May 4th and Saturday May 5th
Arrive at 20:30; Your mission begins at 21:00 Super
Secret Show
Confidential
Location in Baltimore
Price: $12
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The
crow flies at midnight. Your mission is full of espionage,
intrigue, scandal, bootleg liquor and burlesque with Agent
T. Little, Inspector Evil Hate Monkey, Miss "Iron Fist"
Astrid, Commander Lukki and Colonel Momotaro. Make sure
you're not seen. Advance
tickets required http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/14438.
Purchase "tickets" and wait for further instructions.
If you are captured, we will never confirm your identity.
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Who
knew after the opening part that Thirsty Girl Productions
would ever have me back. But indeed I will be performing
with a google of gorgeous gals in the FILTHY GORGEOUS BURLESQUE
show at the super swank Corio. Featuring ME (behaving myself!),
Angie Pontani, Amber Ray, Nasty Canasta, Creamy Stevens,
Anita Cookie. And hosted by none other than your favorite
1-eyed diva, Miss Astrid. Reservations suggested 212-966-3910.
No Pabst Blue Ribbon here, folks!
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Sin-O-Rama premiered last fall in our nation's capital
to sold out audiences, rave revues, and threats from the
police! We return to the stage bringing you an evening
of the filthiest burlesque this side of the silver screen!
Raunchy, messy, and not for the faint of heart, Sin-O-Rama
features the brightest and bawdiest stars of the neo-burlesque
scene including Miss Exotic World 2006 and Whitney Biennial
Artist, Julie Atlas Muz, Mr. Exotic World 2006, Tigger!,
and the only burlesque performer in the world with a PhD,
Dr. Lucky. Sin-O-Rama, putting the blue into burlesque
and bringing you a show you will never forget!
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April
20 and 21, 2007
Pinchbottom
Burlesque presents:
The
Pinch Brothers in "Bawdy House"
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
www.pinchbottomburlesque.com
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This
shows's gonna put the "slap" and "tickle"
back into "slapstick!" Featuring a WORLD PREMIERE
of Dr. Lukki's tribute to Marx -- Harpo and Karl
that is! An ambitious undertaking replete with the worker's
revolution, life-size machine parts, and a story so tragic
it'll make you revolt! Pinchbottom is hosted by NASTY CANASTA
& JONNY PORKPIE and this month's amazing show stars
ALBERT CADABRA, ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, GIGI LaFEMME,
LITTLE BROOKLYN, ME!, NAUGHTIA NICE, NEIL O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO
POINTE, PRECIOUS LITTLE, RUBY VALENTINE, SCOTT RAYOW and
TIGGER! Advance ticket purchase highly suggested.
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Saturday,
April
14 , 2007
Special Mr. Choate's:
ARIES PARTY
The
Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Birthday
Bash for my Boys! My hubbie DJ Momotaro and my brother share
the birthday spotlight tonight with a very special Birthday
Bash curated by yours truly! We've put together an all star
line-up of living legends to celebrate two of my favorite
YYs in the world! Mark your calendar NOW -- with Dirty Martini,
Julie Atlas Muz, and Tigger! in the lineup, who knows where
that cake and ice cream will end up! |
Sunday,
April 1 ,
2007
Lobster Boy's SHIP OF FOOLS
Birchmere
Alexandria ,
VA
7:30, $17.50
www.lobsterboy.net
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Returning
to the DC area to be with my favorite crustacean, Lobster
Boy, in his SHIP OF FOOLS show at the Birchmere Theatre!
ALL ABOARD a night of intrigue and entertainment featuring
ME!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Ms. Joule,
Sugar Ann Spice, Benat Baharat, Fullbladder, Card Girl,
and many more to come! I HEART DC! |
Friday,
March 30, 2007
Evil Hate Monkey's Birthday Blowout
The
Palace of Wonders, 9
pm, $10
Washington DC
www.thepalaceofwonders.com
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Always
the little do gooder, Trixie Little has planned a birthday
bash for that Evil Hate Monkey! She's gonna spread the
love and banana pudding so thick that even that hard-hearted
Monkey will have a happy birthday! With special guest
MOI (that's French for me for you uncultured folks) brought
to you by the burlesque super duo that we all know and
love! Lukki's thrilled to be returning to her favorite
bar in DC, the Palace of Wonders!
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Thursday,
March 29, 2007
Sex Toy & Burlesque Extravaganza
Club
Heaven, 2327
18th St.
Washington DC
7-9:30
pm, FREE
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Don't
miss Washington City Paper's Sex Toy & Burlesque Extravaganza!
An evening of workshops, demonstrations, and loads of
good old fun awaits you! This event is for women only
and will feature a pastie-making workshop with yours trully
as well as a burlesque dance class taught by the darling
Trixie Little. It's FREE FREE FREE but pre-registration
is suggested: Washington
City Paper.
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Tuesday,
March 13, 2007
Gold
Rush at Lotus
409 W. 19th St., 9th Ave.
10 pm
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The
masterminds behind Starshine Burlesque, Little Brooklyn
and Creamy Stevens, bring you some fancy ass dinner theatre
at some fancy ass joint! Come by and sip champagne or charge
up money you don't have on bottle service and enjoy the
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Friday,
March 2, 2007
Premiere
Party & Showcase for
Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque
Corio
337 West Broadway @Grand.
8-10 pm, $20
www.corionyc.com
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Welcome
to glamour galore, people! This place is so fancy you'll
be shitting champagne and diamonds for weeks! Be sure
to shift through those feces 'cause Luck needs some bling.
Really folks, aside from the potty jokes, I'm very honored
to be joining a host of gorgeous gals for the Premiere
Party and Showcase for FILTHY GORGEOUS BURLESQUE curated
by Thirsty Girl Productions. Featuring ME!, Angie Pontani,
Miss Saturn, Amber Ray, Lucy Buttons, Nasty Canasta, and
Heather Holliday. With a lineup like that, who doesn't
have 20 bucks to dish out?!?
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Friday,
March 2, 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Well
in case you don't make it to the fancy pants Premiere
Party (see above) at Corio, or if you just prefer it a
little down tempo and favor Miller High Life over real
champagne, come on by the Slipper Room for a fun night
of debauchery and mahem. MomoTaro, the best dressed DJ
in NYC, will be spinning tunes to make your heart beat
and your feet tap. I'm too lazy to check the website but
there should be some lovely folks there to entertain you.
Click the link to the left for the latest and greatest
from the Stripper Room.
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Those
crazy kids at Pinchbottom sure manage to put together quite
a show! This month Pinchbottom Declares WAR: Burlesque in
the Trenches starring ME!, Ambar Ray, Anita Cookie, Bastard
Keith, Clams Casino, Naughtia Nice, Peekaboo Pointe, Pookie
Patootie, Ruby Valentine, Tigger, and the World Famous *BOB*!
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February
14 , 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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VALENTINE'S
DAY SPECIAL! Come celebrate LOVE with a very special night
put together by the incomparable BUNNY LOVE! Featuring lots
of twisted sick by a host of New York City nightlife LEGENDS!
Come by for a toast of champage and so much love it'll make
you puke!!! |
February
9 , 2007
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Lukki
is thrilled to be returning to one of her favorite stages
in the world, The Slipper Room, after a much needed winter
hiatus! Every January for the past three years she jets
off to Paris (that's France, kids) to attend corset-making
workshops with the best of the best, Monsieur Jean Paul
Sartre (no relation), a master of embelleshment and structure,
a seeming contradiction that is in fact harmonious and
often produces unimaginable results. Come see the product
from that fruitful journey...
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Julie
Atlas Muz's first ever one-woman spectacular show thick
in production value, layers of meaning, and lots of gorgeous,
gorgeous-ness! Yours truly and a host of fabulous (and anonymous)
others have a tiny cameo that'll freak the bageebies out
of you! Check PS122 for dates, times, and to buy tickets...Get
your tickets YESTERDAY people cuz it's the hottest ticket
in town! |
December
31, 2006
Mother Fucker
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If
you don't know when and where well then I'm afraid it's
just too late for you... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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Saturday,
December 23 , 2006
Naughty N' Nice
The
Palace of Wonders, 9
pm, $10
Washington DC
www.palaceofwonders.com
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The
party is continuing on (see December 18th description)
to our Nation's capital! We almost got the Palace of Wonders
shut down the last time we were there so we'll behave
-- but not too much! Come by for a polaroid with Santa
and the cast! Come early to get a seat -- this show will
sell out. But hell, only 12 people can fit in the Palace
of Wonders anyway...
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Friday,
December 22, 2006
Naughty N' Nice
The
Ottobar, 9
pm, $10
Baltimore, MD
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The
party is continuing on (see December 18th description)
to Charm City, home base of the adorable Trixie Little
and the Evil Hate Monkeyl! We're thrilled to be joining
them to spread holiday cheer all over your asses! Bring
the family, bring the office mates, and revel in the joy
of the holidays! Your eyes will be burning for days...
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And
now presenting the highlight of the holiday season! Galapagos
Art Space is proudly presenting (or regretfully, depending)
the Naughty 'n Nice East Coast Spectacular! The
second annuaul sugar-coated, pine-scented, action-packed,
jaw-dropping, eye-popping, strip-teasing, fuzzy-feeling,
trapeze-swinging, eye-patch-wearing, tinsel-covered CAVALCADE
OF HOLIDAY INSANITY makes its Brooklyn debut! MCed by
the incomparable Miss Astrid, host of the long
running VaVaVoom Room, spewing holiday cheer! Starring
Charm City's own adorable "acrobatic burlesque superduo"
and winners of a much coveted Miss Exotic World trophy,
Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey, Dr.
Lucky, the PhD of burlesque, and Starshine Burlesque's
Little Brooklyn and Santa, of course, granting
you all of your holiday wishes! Mr. Momotaro spins
campy holiday classics all night. We're gonna give you
so much show for 5 bucks it'll make your head spin!!!
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December
15 , 2006
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
9 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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No,
that's not a typo and, yes, the show starts at 9 pm. WHY?
Because MOISTY THE SNOW MAN, everyone's favorite holiday
accoutrement, will be hosting a very fun holiday show! And
then if you have not had enough (as if that's ever possible!),
yours truly will be gracing the stage at the never ending
HOT BOX! If you really want me to break this up into two
listings then go to the Slipper Room's website and let them
do it for you... If you can't afford 5 bucks a show then
you really need to move on... In the meantime, I love you
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December
11, 2006
Monday Night Burlesque
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
10 pm, $5
www.galapagosartspace.com
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Saturn is bringing you a night of unforgettable burlesque,
hoola hooping, and general debauchery to get yoor holiday
going in the proper way! As always, expect a gorgeous
evening of tricks, tricks, and more tricks!!! Don't miss
the WORLD DEBUT of Lukki's tribute to Lucy & Linus
and Charlie Brown's x-mas tree...
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December
7 ,
2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Hopefully
you did not miss last month's debaucherous show which featured
an endlessly shocking set that got the after-work Jersey
folks the fuck out of The Slipper Room! This week who knows
what will happen and who knows who will be there but rest
assured I will resurrect the number that almost got Sin-O-Rama
shut down in DC...Don't miss witnessing live on stage a
spectacle not to be misseed! |
December
1 , 2006
Boston Baby Doll Explosion presents
Boston in Brooklyn
Galapagos
Art Space
North 6th b/w Kent and Wythe
8pm
www.galapagosartspace.com
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The
Boston Babydolls are infultrating Brooklyn to promote
The Great Boston Burlesque Exposition which will take
over the crust-less tea sandwich capital of the world
in February! Join very special guest performances by a
host of NYC superstars who LOVE Boston and the cute way
they talk! Starring ME!, Julie Atlas Muz, Nasty Canasta,
Scarlett Sinclair, Gigi Lafemme, Clams Casino, and special
guests who agree with Boston Magazine: "The
lovely Boston burlesque scene is heating up, and the Babydolls
are at the helm of it all." (6/28/06) Hope to see
you at a very special night! The show is 8 bucks at 8
pm and then we'll be hanging in the backroom for a special
cocktail extravaganza that should not be missed! Come
on by...
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All
the way from New York City, Sin-O-Rama brings you an evening
of the filthiest burlesque this side of the silver screen!
Raunchy, messy, and not for the faint of heart, tonight's
Washington DC debut of New York's premiere burlesque will
shock and amaze! Featuring the brightest and bawdiest
stars of the neo-burlesque scene including Miss Exotic
World 2006 and Whitney Biennial Artist, Julie Atlas Muz,
Mr. Exotic World 2006, Tigger!, and the only burlesque
performer in the world with a PhD, Dr. Lucky. With very
special guest interventions from Charm City's own Trixie
Little and the Evil Hate Monkey, winners of the Miss Exotic
Word 2006 Title for Best Duo! Performance followed by
a screening of a sinfully salacious burly-q film favorite!
DJ Momotaro spins that vinyl like only he can. Sin-O-Rama,
putting the blue into burlesque and bringing Washington
DC a show it will never forget!
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November
10
, 2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
10:30 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Catch
us before the party train heads to DC for Sin-O-Rama on
Saturday night! 1/2 the show just happens to be performing
at The Slipper Room tonight -- ME! & Julie Atlas Muz!
Also performing tonight are Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just
Darlinda, and everyone's FAVORITE starch, the Diabolical
Doctor Donut! It's going to be a fantastic show and you
don't want to miss the WORLD PREMIERE of "Luck Be a
Lady Tonight" which, you can imagine, does not happen... |
October
21 , 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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Come
early for three FAN-tastic go-go sets BEFORE the show starts!
Now THAT'S entertainment!!! Tonight's festivities will include
ME! and hopefully YOU! Always a fun time guaranteed -- don't
miss it! DJ
MomoTaro spinning deep grooves and looking hot
all night long! |
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Pinchbottom
presents an ALL PINK Slumber Party starring ME!, Dirty Martini,
The World Famous *BOB* and Movie *Star*, Miss Saturn, Delirium
Tremens, Peekaboo Pointe, Clams Casino, and Naughtia Nice.
As always, hosted by the hard working Nasty Canasta and
Jonny Porkpie who put together these festive evenings for
you! Look at that lineup! You'll wanna stay all night! |
October
7, 2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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If
you missed me standing still earlier in the day come by
the Slipper Room to watch me move around! I know that Julie
Atlas Muz, Delirium Tremens, Darlinda just Darlinda will
be there (in addition to ME!). No doubt there will be some
more wonderful people there only I didn't happen to run
in to them on Thursday so I don't know who they are. (Hello,
webmaster?!?) Oh, and the delectable and always dapper DJ
MomoTaro will be spinning the vinyl tunes. |
Saturday,
October 7, 2006
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School
3pm-6pm, $10 ($15 for a table)
Lucky Cat Lounge
245 Grand St, Williamsburg
www.drsketchy.com
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Lukki
remembers the good old days when she was fresh to the city,
young and eager and robust, and her first job was modeling
for an art class in Brooklyn. Here we are, 10 years later,
and she's not so young anymore but the point is she really
hasn't gotten that far now, has she? Really folks, Dr. Sketchy's
has spawned a book, branches in six cities and three countries,
paper dolls, and a movement. And Lukki is thrilled to be
a part of it as she stands still for you today! You can
bet that the costume is going to be really really hard to
draw because I want you darlings to get your money's worth! |
Friday,
September 29,
2006
The Hot Box
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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After
being a complete rockstar last weekend at the Virgin festival,
which included sharing a stage with the Flaming Lips (Flickr
it if you don't believe me!), I return with great enthusiasm
to the small stage at the Slipper Room. No really, it's
nice to be home among drunk hipsters. Drunk hipsters are
way better than drunk suburban rednecks. That may be an
oxymoron but you know what I mean. I have no idea who's
performing tonight because the website is out of date but
I'll be there so what more do you want? And I know that
that hot DJ MomoTaro will be spinning... |
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If
you are forking over
100 bucks for a ticket then you probably want to see some
fancy pants bands. But the REAL entertainment's gonne
be at the Thrilling Wonder Show! Starring and curated
by the adorable Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey.
With the odd musicianship of Sxip Shirley and performances
by Lukki, Fluffy & Whiskers, Rope Spinner John Cloud,
Joule and her giant bubble. Hosted by Tyler Fyre with
DJ MomoTaro! Walk-around performances by Fluid Movement's
Milkmaids, stilt walkers and roving shrubbery! Stage show
at the top of every hour from 1-7pm in the Thrilling Wonder
Tent.
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September
15 , 2006
EAT
ME!
Collective: Unconscious
279 Church St.
10 pm, $10
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Pinchbottom
presents a burlesque cooking show hosted by Nasty Canasta
and Jonny Porkpie. Featuring stars of the burlesque stage
including ME!, Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Dirty Martini, Delirium
Tremens, Little Brooklyn, Nelson Lugo, Peekaboo Point, and
Rose Wood! I could go on and on with the word play but let's
just say see you there. www.pinchbottomburlesque.com |
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Glamour
and excess will be in plenty for this star-studded weekend!
Lukki is honored to be performing in the Fourth Annual
New York Burlesque Festival (for the fourth year in a
row)! I'll be performing Saturday night as part of the
Top Secret dancers (whoops! did I let the secret out?)
as well as a number insired by Yma Sumac and Lucille Ball,
a seemingly unlikely but highly provacative pair. Come
support a time honored New York City institution!
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August
26 ,
2006
Mr. Choate's Upstairs/Downstairs
The Slipper Room
Orchard & Stanton, Lower East Side
11 pm, $5
www.slipperroom.com
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As
the summer begins to wind down and you begin to reflect
on all of the things you didn't do (free | | |
